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Hullo there.
I'm Big Barry Bumble, and I'd like to tell all ye scallywags what I got up to over the Easter break.
Apart from sunnin' me enormous belly and eatin' huge amounts of ice cream, yum yum, me likes ice cream me does. Ooo-Arrr!
Apart from that, I did experience somethin' truly amazin'.
T'was with a goat.
Sshhh, don't tell anybody, but I got sexed up with a goat.
Oh yessy. In a barn just outside Colchester.
As I drove me tractor along this country lane, our eyes met through a barbed wire fence.
I stopped, got out and strolled over to where this goat was grazin'.
Without so much as a nod and a wink the horny beast led me straight to a secluded barn, where we made passionate love all afternoon long.
Rollin' around in the hay we was, like we'd known each other all our lives!
T'was beautiful. I'll never forget it.
We've agreed to see each other next Monday in our 'special place'.
Oooo, I can't wait.
But the reason for writin' this 'ere post is to ask the question: has anyone else been intimate with a goat?
And if so, what's the best gift to buy it as a surprise?
I was thinkin' a piece of old carpet, or maybe a tuff leather boot...... you know, somethin' for it to chew on.
What d'you fink?
I'm Big Barry Bumble, and I'd like to tell all ye scallywags what I got up to over the Easter break.
Apart from sunnin' me enormous belly and eatin' huge amounts of ice cream, yum yum, me likes ice cream me does. Ooo-Arrr!
Apart from that, I did experience somethin' truly amazin'.
T'was with a goat.
Sshhh, don't tell anybody, but I got sexed up with a goat.
Oh yessy. In a barn just outside Colchester.
As I drove me tractor along this country lane, our eyes met through a barbed wire fence.
I stopped, got out and strolled over to where this goat was grazin'.
Without so much as a nod and a wink the horny beast led me straight to a secluded barn, where we made passionate love all afternoon long.
Rollin' around in the hay we was, like we'd known each other all our lives!
T'was beautiful. I'll never forget it.
We've agreed to see each other next Monday in our 'special place'.
Oooo, I can't wait.
But the reason for writin' this 'ere post is to ask the question: has anyone else been intimate with a goat?
And if so, what's the best gift to buy it as a surprise?
I was thinkin' a piece of old carpet, or maybe a tuff leather boot...... you know, somethin' for it to chew on.
What d'you fink?
Hmm, tricky one that, as goats are renowned for being pesky beasts.
The old piece of carpet might damage its teeth, and it could swallow some of the leather boot as it softens.
I think I'd plump for a stylish over-jacket, probably in red - the colour of passion.
The farmer might suspect something fishy but at least your goat friend will be warm on those chilly nights without your loving embrace.
The old piece of carpet might damage its teeth, and it could swallow some of the leather boot as it softens.
I think I'd plump for a stylish over-jacket, probably in red - the colour of passion.
The farmer might suspect something fishy but at least your goat friend will be warm on those chilly nights without your loving embrace.
Hullo there.
I'm Big Barry Bumble, and I'd like to tell all ye scallywags what I got up to over the Easter break.
Apart from sunnin' me enormous belly and eatin' huge amounts of ice cream, yum yum, me likes ice cream me does. Ooo-Arrr!
Apart from that, I did experience somethin' truly amazin'.
T'was with a goat.
Sshhh, don't tell anybody, but I got sexed up with a goat.
Oh yessy. In a barn just outside Colchester.
As I drove me tractor along this country lane, our eyes met through a barbed wire fence.
I stopped, got out and strolled over to where this goat was grazin'.
Without so much as a nod and a wink the horny beast led me straight to a secluded barn, where we made passionate love all afternoon long.
Rollin' around in the hay we was, like we'd known each other all our lives!
T'was beautiful. I'll never forget it.
We've agreed to see each other next Monday in our 'special place'.
Oooo, I can't wait.
But the reason for writin' this 'ere post is to ask the question: has anyone else been intimate with a goat?
And if so, what's the best gift to buy it as a surprise?
I was thinkin' a piece of old carpet, or maybe a tuff leather boot...... you know, somethin' for it to chew on.
What d'you fink?
I'm Big Barry Bumble, and I'd like to tell all ye scallywags what I got up to over the Easter break.
Apart from sunnin' me enormous belly and eatin' huge amounts of ice cream, yum yum, me likes ice cream me does. Ooo-Arrr!
Apart from that, I did experience somethin' truly amazin'.
T'was with a goat.
Sshhh, don't tell anybody, but I got sexed up with a goat.
Oh yessy. In a barn just outside Colchester.
As I drove me tractor along this country lane, our eyes met through a barbed wire fence.
I stopped, got out and strolled over to where this goat was grazin'.
Without so much as a nod and a wink the horny beast led me straight to a secluded barn, where we made passionate love all afternoon long.
Rollin' around in the hay we was, like we'd known each other all our lives!
T'was beautiful. I'll never forget it.
We've agreed to see each other next Monday in our 'special place'.
Oooo, I can't wait.
But the reason for writin' this 'ere post is to ask the question: has anyone else been intimate with a goat?
And if so, what's the best gift to buy it as a surprise?
I was thinkin' a piece of old carpet, or maybe a tuff leather boot...... you know, somethin' for it to chew on.
What d'you fink?