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It may seem like an odd thought, but it’s one that I have found myself thinking recently and I actually had a nightmare on the subject. Now, the human body may be quite a nice thing to look at, (not in all cases). But in my dream VW were given the power and they decided to make a few changes, you-know just to make our reproduction more efficient.
Well, lets start in the obvious place, the beginning...how we do in fact reproduce and the changes they implemented.
Ok ok, it may be a whole heap of hip-thrusting fun, but VW didn't consider it to be efficient enough. So there are a few changes that they decided to make here.
Well there is the act itself, and the results of the act.
Their reasoning was this:
If an alien were to come down to earth to learn all about the “culture” and ins and outs of humanity, when it came to explaining the more literal ins and outs he/she would probably look at us with a very quizzical eye and say, “Mr rabbit takes his what and puts it where?”
In my dream Dr Schmitt of VW said this.
“I mean really, just actually take a few minutes out and think about it. The whole of humanity all relies on an interlocking of body’s and a little tadpole thing, doing the equivalent of a human swimming the channel and then eating/head butting it’s way through a wall.”
So, the clever men at VW set about coming up with a new kind of system to take some pressure of the little guys. Originally they thought, we humans have the London underground and channel tunnel, so why not implement a similar system for our boys, (although it would obviously have to be more efficiently run then the underground to actually increase the chance of fertilization). VW later scrapped this system as it proved to be unreliable and to hard to maintain.
Now of course nature came up with it’s own way of solving this problem. It made reproduction very enjoyable so that if at first we don’t succeed, we are only more then happy to try, try, and yes, try again.
Well using Mother Nature’s method, usually, eventually one attempt will be successful. And then the female of the species then just has to protect the baby by keeping it inside her body, only to push it out nine months later. Well, here VW had two grievances.
1. They thought that it was an awful waste of time.
2. They loathed the fact that it also gave women one more thing to complain about.
So, with their top-notch efficiency decided they would solve all these imperfections with one simple system, a system much the same as that that is used by fish. Women would be required to deposit their eggs in a bank-type-thing, and VW would fertilise a certain number each year and sexual intercourse would be banned, (they also planned to take care of overpopulation this way).
This may take the fun out of what can be a very pleasurable experience, but any of you that have driven the VW Passat will know that they have absolutely no problem in doing this.
It was a very scary dream and one I hope I never have again.
Well, lets start in the obvious place, the beginning...how we do in fact reproduce and the changes they implemented.
Ok ok, it may be a whole heap of hip-thrusting fun, but VW didn't consider it to be efficient enough. So there are a few changes that they decided to make here.
Well there is the act itself, and the results of the act.
Their reasoning was this:
If an alien were to come down to earth to learn all about the “culture” and ins and outs of humanity, when it came to explaining the more literal ins and outs he/she would probably look at us with a very quizzical eye and say, “Mr rabbit takes his what and puts it where?”
In my dream Dr Schmitt of VW said this.
“I mean really, just actually take a few minutes out and think about it. The whole of humanity all relies on an interlocking of body’s and a little tadpole thing, doing the equivalent of a human swimming the channel and then eating/head butting it’s way through a wall.”
So, the clever men at VW set about coming up with a new kind of system to take some pressure of the little guys. Originally they thought, we humans have the London underground and channel tunnel, so why not implement a similar system for our boys, (although it would obviously have to be more efficiently run then the underground to actually increase the chance of fertilization). VW later scrapped this system as it proved to be unreliable and to hard to maintain.
Now of course nature came up with it’s own way of solving this problem. It made reproduction very enjoyable so that if at first we don’t succeed, we are only more then happy to try, try, and yes, try again.
Well using Mother Nature’s method, usually, eventually one attempt will be successful. And then the female of the species then just has to protect the baby by keeping it inside her body, only to push it out nine months later. Well, here VW had two grievances.
1. They thought that it was an awful waste of time.
2. They loathed the fact that it also gave women one more thing to complain about.
So, with their top-notch efficiency decided they would solve all these imperfections with one simple system, a system much the same as that that is used by fish. Women would be required to deposit their eggs in a bank-type-thing, and VW would fertilise a certain number each year and sexual intercourse would be banned, (they also planned to take care of overpopulation this way).
This may take the fun out of what can be a very pleasurable experience, but any of you that have driven the VW Passat will know that they have absolutely no problem in doing this.
It was a very scary dream and one I hope I never have again.
*Dumbfounded*
The things you find trawling through forums late at night.
VW to become the fertilizers of the world's women.... reminds of the dream I had when a naked Mohammed Al Fayed knocked on my front door and asked me if I knew a chap called Harrod.
The things you find trawling through forums late at night.
VW to become the fertilizers of the world's women.... reminds of the dream I had when a naked Mohammed Al Fayed knocked on my front door and asked me if I knew a chap called Harrod.
RUN TO THE SUN BABY!! WOOOOO
(Sorry, just I saw 'VW' and Run to the Sun is a VW festival..AND I'm GOING!!)
(Sorry, just I saw 'VW' and Run to the Sun is a VW festival..AND I'm GOING!!)
Heh, that is quite scary/strange/unique!
Wish i had dreams like that though. The only dreams i have usually involve me being chased by a ghost or somthin stupid.
Wish i had dreams like that though. The only dreams i have usually involve me being chased by a ghost or somthin stupid.
It may seem like an odd thought, but it’s one that I have found myself thinking recently and I actually had a nightmare on the subject. Now, the human body may be quite a nice thing to look at, (not in all cases). But in my dream VW were given the power and they decided to make a few changes, you-know just to make our reproduction more efficient.
Well, lets start in the obvious place, the beginning...how we do in fact reproduce and the changes they implemented.
Ok ok, it may be a whole heap of hip-thrusting fun, but VW didn't consider it to be efficient enough. So there are a few changes that they decided to make here.
Well there is the act itself, and the results of the act.
Their reasoning was this:
If an alien were to come down to earth to learn all about the “culture” and ins and outs of humanity, when it came to explaining the more literal ins and outs he/she would probably look at us with a very quizzical eye and say, “Mr rabbit takes his what and puts it where?”
In my dream Dr Schmitt of VW said this.
“I mean really, just actually take a few minutes out and think about it. The whole of humanity all relies on an interlocking of body’s and a little tadpole thing, doing the equivalent of a human swimming the channel and then eating/head butting it’s way through a wall.”
So, the clever men at VW set about coming up with a new kind of system to take some pressure of the little guys. Originally they thought, we humans have the London underground and channel tunnel, so why not implement a similar system for our boys, (although it would obviously have to be more efficiently run then the underground to actually increase the chance of fertilization). VW later scrapped this system as it proved to be unreliable and to hard to maintain.
Now of course nature came up with it’s own way of solving this problem. It made reproduction very enjoyable so that if at first we don’t succeed, we are only more then happy to try, try, and yes, try again.
Well using Mother Nature’s method, usually, eventually one attempt will be successful. And then the female of the species then just has to protect the baby by keeping it inside her body, only to push it out nine months later. Well, here VW had two grievances.
1. They thought that it was an awful waste of time.
2. They loathed the fact that it also gave women one more thing to complain about.
So, with their top-notch efficiency decided they would solve all these imperfections with one simple system, a system much the same as that that is used by fish. Women would be required to deposit their eggs in a bank-type-thing, and VW would fertilise a certain number each year and sexual intercourse would be banned, (they also planned to take care of overpopulation this way).
This may take the fun out of what can be a very pleasurable experience, but any of you that have driven the VW Passat will know that they have absolutely no problem in doing this.
It was a very scary dream and one I hope I never have again.
Well, lets start in the obvious place, the beginning...how we do in fact reproduce and the changes they implemented.
Ok ok, it may be a whole heap of hip-thrusting fun, but VW didn't consider it to be efficient enough. So there are a few changes that they decided to make here.
Well there is the act itself, and the results of the act.
Their reasoning was this:
If an alien were to come down to earth to learn all about the “culture” and ins and outs of humanity, when it came to explaining the more literal ins and outs he/she would probably look at us with a very quizzical eye and say, “Mr rabbit takes his what and puts it where?”
In my dream Dr Schmitt of VW said this.
“I mean really, just actually take a few minutes out and think about it. The whole of humanity all relies on an interlocking of body’s and a little tadpole thing, doing the equivalent of a human swimming the channel and then eating/head butting it’s way through a wall.”
So, the clever men at VW set about coming up with a new kind of system to take some pressure of the little guys. Originally they thought, we humans have the London underground and channel tunnel, so why not implement a similar system for our boys, (although it would obviously have to be more efficiently run then the underground to actually increase the chance of fertilization). VW later scrapped this system as it proved to be unreliable and to hard to maintain.
Now of course nature came up with it’s own way of solving this problem. It made reproduction very enjoyable so that if at first we don’t succeed, we are only more then happy to try, try, and yes, try again.
Well using Mother Nature’s method, usually, eventually one attempt will be successful. And then the female of the species then just has to protect the baby by keeping it inside her body, only to push it out nine months later. Well, here VW had two grievances.
1. They thought that it was an awful waste of time.
2. They loathed the fact that it also gave women one more thing to complain about.
So, with their top-notch efficiency decided they would solve all these imperfections with one simple system, a system much the same as that that is used by fish. Women would be required to deposit their eggs in a bank-type-thing, and VW would fertilise a certain number each year and sexual intercourse would be banned, (they also planned to take care of overpopulation this way).
This may take the fun out of what can be a very pleasurable experience, but any of you that have driven the VW Passat will know that they have absolutely no problem in doing this.
It was a very scary dream and one I hope I never have again.