Ich bin ziemlich gut danke.
= you have a bird in your head
== you're crazy
> If i translated it i would be kicked off
He speaks the truth, although the literal translation doesn't have the same effect as the insult was intended.
Ich wohne in England und es regnet nicht!
> du bist a esel loch
Could we have a more direct translation, the literal translation is something like:
"you are a esel punch"
Could this be "you are an evil bunch?" :-D