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Welcome to No Holds Barred everybody!
*Fireworks* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!
*Screaming fans*
SR Towers is alive, and NHB is here!
Lillian Garcia (cjh): The following match is tornado tag team tables match!”
The fans cheer in response, it’s tables time!
(King Of My World by DW hits) A massive roar goes up as the first participants in NHB walk out from behind the curtains, it’s Anarchy (DW) and his manager Josh Matthews (DW)! Tonight they’re tag team partners though as they look for revenge on Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D), in a feud which took off a few weeks ago when Josh tried to interview the Hardcore Champion…
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“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!” Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh! The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor! The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall! Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh! He finds a glass vase on the side counter. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS (DW)!
Obviously Anarchy (DW) was desperate for revenge and Reaver (Ant) gave him the opportunity – if Josh beat Batista (Figo) in a non-title match the next week on Eclipse, Anarchy could have Batista here at NHB. Well, Anarchy made his presence known near the end of the match, and this is how it went down…
Josh falls out of the way, and Batista is left alone, with a table behind him. Anarchy hits a spear.. which.. Batista reverses! Batista into an Inverted DDT! He uses all his strength, and twists Anarchy round mid-air, and sends Anarchy THROUGH THE TABLE! Anarchy tried a spear, Batista tried an Inverted DDT, span Anarchy round mid air and sent Anarchy front first throught the table! Well, not the impact that Anarchy would have liked to make on this match at all! Josh appears behind him, clutching the golf club. And a straight hit, catching Batista right round his head! And again! And again! He won’t stop! The crowd cheer, which is a surprise for... Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn, who has made no impact on SRW yet, comes downto the ring, and heads straight under the apron, and pulls out a steel chair! He flies under the rope and shoves it full force into Josh’s, er, manly area, and delivers a Fameasser to Josh onto the chair! He drags Batista up and throws him onto Josh.
1…2…3! Batista pulls off the win, which means no Anarchy Vs Batista at No Hold Barred! But on everyone’s mind at the moment... Billy Gunn?
“Batista.. I have admired you for ages. You are everything a wrestler should be, and I believe that teaming up with you would do my SRW career a lot of good, as well as yours. I know I am not a regular here by any means, but I know how to wrestle, so what do you say? I won’t take no for an answer - and I saved you butt there.”
“Y-yes.. okay.”
“Okay. Listen up Josh. Listen up Anarchy. I bet now you’ll want to get your hands on us. Well, in your current state, I wouldnt waste the effort into beating you. So, at No Holds Barred, instead of Anarchy Vs Batista like their could have been, I challenge you to a Tag Team Tables match. Because I want to see you BOTH put through tables. You can’t refuse - I’m ordering you, not telling you.”
Well, Billy Gunn (Asher D) got exactly what he wanted, but just last week this feud intensified once again when Anarchy took on Billy Gunn in singles action…
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…1…2
KICK OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ANARCHY HAS JUMPED UP! HE CHUCKS GUNN INTO THE ROPES! A QUICK ANARCHIST!!!
Anarchy falls down into the cover! 1…2
3! It’s over! Anarchy jumps straight up and runs to the back to help his manager, Josh Mathews. He finally gets to the scene and by this time, he’s surrounded by paramedics. As Josh is put onto a stretcher, a paramedic asks if Anarchy will be going to the hospital at Joshs side…He replies, “NO”! “I have some business to take care of.” Anarchy walks away towards Batista’s locker room as Josh Mathews is taken out of the arena. He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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(Batista’s music hits) The events that happened last week are shrouded in mystery, and to be honest, so is the relationship between these two men – Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D)! The fans boo and jeer as the Hardcore Champion and his partner strut cockily to the squared circle, which is surrounded by four tables!
Anarchy (DW) can’t wait for them to get into the ring, so he catapults himself over the top rope and nails a double Flying Crossbody to get NHB off to a fiery start! The hot crowd cheer wildly as Anarchy delivers a hard right-hand to knock Billy Gunn (Asher D) back down, and then another to Batista (Figo)! The Hardcore champ is a little stronger though and fights back with some of his own, but just when he seems to have the advantage, Josh Matthews (DW) comes from behind and with amazing strength sends him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH!
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Billy Gunn (Asher D)! But Anarchy is there now, and he delivers a DDT on the outside! This match hasn’t even reached the ring yet! Anarchy moves quickly and sets up one of the tables on the outside, before sliding another into the empty ring. Batista (Figo) is up though, and he lands a clubbing blow to the back, before setting up Anarchy for a Powerbomb through the table! SMASH!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS, ANARCHY IS DOWN AND OUT!
Batista (Figo) thinks he’s won the match already, but this isn’t your average tables match, to win a pin count needs to be made! Referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) explains this to him, and he shakes his head in dismay before making the cover on Anarchy (DW), 1…2…
And Josh (DW) breaks the count up with a diving save! He is quickly up and he stomps away on Batista – this is the man that put him in hospital just a few weeks ago! And now Josh is dishing out some revenge! He looks under the ring and brings out a Kendo Stick – remember, there are no rules in this match! He waits for Batista (Figo) to get up, the fans in the front row chanting his name! Batista turns – CRACK! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Three more shots, the last one shattering the Kendo Stick! The Hardcore Champion is down! Josh Matthews (DW) smiles and looks for a pin, but Billy Gunn (Asher D) pulls him off, and knocks him down with a thunderous right-hand! Now he picks him up, and drops him neck-first on the security barrier!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) continues this merciless assault, leaning Josh (DW)’s head on the security barrier and…oh man, no way! This could break his damn neck! FAMEASSER!!!! JOSH’S NECK SNAPS AGAINST THE SECURITY BARRIER AND HE FALLS BACK LIFELESSLY – UNREAL!
Billy (Asher) laughs evilly - fans taunt him and throw things at him, but he doesn’t care!
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) has pulled himself into the ring and has set up the table, and he nails a Baseball Slide Dropkick onto the unsuspecting Billy! He quickly throws Billy (Asher) into the ring and the two begin to brawl – Billy whips Anarchy into the ropes and executes a big time Back Body Drop, and fortunately Anarchy flies over the table and lands painfully on the unforgiving canvas!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) wastes no time and looks for the Fameasser – but Anarchy dives out of the way, bounces off the ropes and nails a Bulldog! Anarchy delivers a well executed Overhead Suplex, before thinking over his next move…he picks Billy up, and places him on the table! Now he’s climbing to the top rope – the crowd are on their feet! Is he gonna go for the Bee Sting, surely it’s impossible from there, especially with the added height of the table…Anarchy seem to realize this and jumps down the fans’ disappointment, but they’re soon cheering again as he brings out a ladder from underneath the ring!
He throws it into the ring and stalks Billy…CRACK! HE SMASHES THE LADDER IN THE FACE OF BILLY GUNN (ASHER D)! Now he puts Billy on the table again, sets up the ladder and begins to climb! Anarchy is way on top and signaling to the fans, if this goes wrong it’s all over, he’s already been through one table today! HE LEAPS, A DOUBLE FLIP IN MIDAIR AND CRASH!!! HE HITS IT – THE BEE STING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE!
The audience is screaming their appreciation, NHB is off to a flying start! Anarchy falls into a cover, 1…2…
And Batista (Figo) breaks it up from no where! Batista looks livid at the way this match has gone so far, and he shows this by whipping Anarchy into the ropes and planting him with a devastating Samoan Drop! Anarchy gasps for breath as Batista (Figo) lifts him way above his head, before throwing him OUT OF THE RING! Anarchy lands with a dull thump on the outside, he’s out of it for the moment.
But despite all that’s happened, Josh Matthews (DW) is up and he silently enters the ring behind the seething Batista (Figo), leaps onto his back and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Batista desperately tries to fight out of it but he can’t seem to shake the fearless Josh off his back! Finally he turns, and rams him back into the turnbuckle! And again! And a third time, and finally Josh crumples to the mat.
Batista (Figo) slides under the ring and brings a third table into the ring, setting it up near one corner of the ring. He picks up Josh (DW) and sits him on the top rope by the table, before joining him up there…the fans are awaiting something big…it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, this will surely end the match! BUT JOSH (DW) WITH A LOW BLOW TO BATISTA (FIGO)!
Batista (Figo) doubles over and Josh moves agilely round, and then, with his back facing the ring, puts Batista into a DDT position! Josh falls back, oh man, DDT THROUGH THE TABLE – SMASH!!! BRUTAL IMPACT FOR BOTH MEN!
Despite the pain Josh (DW) pins Batista (Figo), a shock victory here! ONE! TWO!
AND IT’S BROKEN UP!! The count is broken up by…by who? Billy Gunn (Asher D) is still down…IT’S JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?
He picks a shocked Josh Matthews (DW) up, AND DELIVERS A MIGHTY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER – WHAM!!! SR TOWERS IS IN SHOCK!
But Anarchy (DW) is back, and he stalks Cena (AfroJoe)! Cena turns, and a huge cheer goes up from the fans as Anarchy nails a massive ANARCHIST!! Against all the odds here, are Anarchy and Josh (DW) gonna win it!
But Billy Gunn (Asher D) comes from no where and plants Anarchy with THE ONE AND ONLY! Billy (Asher D) taunts the crowd before heading to the outside where he sets up the final table, and signals to Batista (Figo)! Batista picks up Anarchy (DW), puts him on his shoulders, heads to the side of the ring, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MAN, PIECES OF WOOD ARE EVERYWHERE!
Billy (Asher D) falls into a nonchalant cover, one…two…
Three! They’ve done it! Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D) win the match!
But they wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for John Cena (AfroJoe), who has just grabbed a microphone. “You all wanna know why I’m out here!? Just like Billy (Asher), and I haven’t done anything here in SRW! I decided to make an impact, and how better to do it, than team up with the King if impacts, Batista (Figo)! It was me who helped Batista (Figo) who mysteriously escape from his locker room all those weeks ago, and it was me who beat up Anarchy last week! It was me who Batista (Figo) thanked!”
The fans booing is immense, but he continues to speak! “Myself, Billy (Asher) and Batista (Figo) will wreak havoc here in SRW…we have speed, technique and strength…and we have the Hardcore Championship too. Anarchy (DW)? If you want to mess with us again, fine…because we’ll be here, waiting.”
Cena (AfroJoe) drops the microphone and the three men celebrate in the ring, what will Anarchy and Josh’s reactions be to this? Tables have been smashes already here tonight, but there’s much more to come here at No Holds Barred!
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The winners of this match: Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
*Fireworks* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!
*Screaming fans*
SR Towers is alive, and NHB is here!
Lillian Garcia (cjh): The following match is tornado tag team tables match!”
The fans cheer in response, it’s tables time!
(King Of My World by DW hits) A massive roar goes up as the first participants in NHB walk out from behind the curtains, it’s Anarchy (DW) and his manager Josh Matthews (DW)! Tonight they’re tag team partners though as they look for revenge on Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D), in a feud which took off a few weeks ago when Josh tried to interview the Hardcore Champion…
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“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!” Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh! The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor! The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall! Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh! He finds a glass vase on the side counter. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS (DW)!
Obviously Anarchy (DW) was desperate for revenge and Reaver (Ant) gave him the opportunity – if Josh beat Batista (Figo) in a non-title match the next week on Eclipse, Anarchy could have Batista here at NHB. Well, Anarchy made his presence known near the end of the match, and this is how it went down…
Josh falls out of the way, and Batista is left alone, with a table behind him. Anarchy hits a spear.. which.. Batista reverses! Batista into an Inverted DDT! He uses all his strength, and twists Anarchy round mid-air, and sends Anarchy THROUGH THE TABLE! Anarchy tried a spear, Batista tried an Inverted DDT, span Anarchy round mid air and sent Anarchy front first throught the table! Well, not the impact that Anarchy would have liked to make on this match at all! Josh appears behind him, clutching the golf club. And a straight hit, catching Batista right round his head! And again! And again! He won’t stop! The crowd cheer, which is a surprise for... Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn, who has made no impact on SRW yet, comes downto the ring, and heads straight under the apron, and pulls out a steel chair! He flies under the rope and shoves it full force into Josh’s, er, manly area, and delivers a Fameasser to Josh onto the chair! He drags Batista up and throws him onto Josh.
1…2…3! Batista pulls off the win, which means no Anarchy Vs Batista at No Hold Barred! But on everyone’s mind at the moment... Billy Gunn?
“Batista.. I have admired you for ages. You are everything a wrestler should be, and I believe that teaming up with you would do my SRW career a lot of good, as well as yours. I know I am not a regular here by any means, but I know how to wrestle, so what do you say? I won’t take no for an answer - and I saved you butt there.”
“Y-yes.. okay.”
“Okay. Listen up Josh. Listen up Anarchy. I bet now you’ll want to get your hands on us. Well, in your current state, I wouldnt waste the effort into beating you. So, at No Holds Barred, instead of Anarchy Vs Batista like their could have been, I challenge you to a Tag Team Tables match. Because I want to see you BOTH put through tables. You can’t refuse - I’m ordering you, not telling you.”
Well, Billy Gunn (Asher D) got exactly what he wanted, but just last week this feud intensified once again when Anarchy took on Billy Gunn in singles action…
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…1…2
KICK OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ANARCHY HAS JUMPED UP! HE CHUCKS GUNN INTO THE ROPES! A QUICK ANARCHIST!!!
Anarchy falls down into the cover! 1…2
3! It’s over! Anarchy jumps straight up and runs to the back to help his manager, Josh Mathews. He finally gets to the scene and by this time, he’s surrounded by paramedics. As Josh is put onto a stretcher, a paramedic asks if Anarchy will be going to the hospital at Joshs side…He replies, “NO”! “I have some business to take care of.” Anarchy walks away towards Batista’s locker room as Josh Mathews is taken out of the arena. He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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(Batista’s music hits) The events that happened last week are shrouded in mystery, and to be honest, so is the relationship between these two men – Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D)! The fans boo and jeer as the Hardcore Champion and his partner strut cockily to the squared circle, which is surrounded by four tables!
Anarchy (DW) can’t wait for them to get into the ring, so he catapults himself over the top rope and nails a double Flying Crossbody to get NHB off to a fiery start! The hot crowd cheer wildly as Anarchy delivers a hard right-hand to knock Billy Gunn (Asher D) back down, and then another to Batista (Figo)! The Hardcore champ is a little stronger though and fights back with some of his own, but just when he seems to have the advantage, Josh Matthews (DW) comes from behind and with amazing strength sends him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH!
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Billy Gunn (Asher D)! But Anarchy is there now, and he delivers a DDT on the outside! This match hasn’t even reached the ring yet! Anarchy moves quickly and sets up one of the tables on the outside, before sliding another into the empty ring. Batista (Figo) is up though, and he lands a clubbing blow to the back, before setting up Anarchy for a Powerbomb through the table! SMASH!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS, ANARCHY IS DOWN AND OUT!
Batista (Figo) thinks he’s won the match already, but this isn’t your average tables match, to win a pin count needs to be made! Referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) explains this to him, and he shakes his head in dismay before making the cover on Anarchy (DW), 1…2…
And Josh (DW) breaks the count up with a diving save! He is quickly up and he stomps away on Batista – this is the man that put him in hospital just a few weeks ago! And now Josh is dishing out some revenge! He looks under the ring and brings out a Kendo Stick – remember, there are no rules in this match! He waits for Batista (Figo) to get up, the fans in the front row chanting his name! Batista turns – CRACK! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Three more shots, the last one shattering the Kendo Stick! The Hardcore Champion is down! Josh Matthews (DW) smiles and looks for a pin, but Billy Gunn (Asher D) pulls him off, and knocks him down with a thunderous right-hand! Now he picks him up, and drops him neck-first on the security barrier!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) continues this merciless assault, leaning Josh (DW)’s head on the security barrier and…oh man, no way! This could break his damn neck! FAMEASSER!!!! JOSH’S NECK SNAPS AGAINST THE SECURITY BARRIER AND HE FALLS BACK LIFELESSLY – UNREAL!
Billy (Asher) laughs evilly - fans taunt him and throw things at him, but he doesn’t care!
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) has pulled himself into the ring and has set up the table, and he nails a Baseball Slide Dropkick onto the unsuspecting Billy! He quickly throws Billy (Asher) into the ring and the two begin to brawl – Billy whips Anarchy into the ropes and executes a big time Back Body Drop, and fortunately Anarchy flies over the table and lands painfully on the unforgiving canvas!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) wastes no time and looks for the Fameasser – but Anarchy dives out of the way, bounces off the ropes and nails a Bulldog! Anarchy delivers a well executed Overhead Suplex, before thinking over his next move…he picks Billy up, and places him on the table! Now he’s climbing to the top rope – the crowd are on their feet! Is he gonna go for the Bee Sting, surely it’s impossible from there, especially with the added height of the table…Anarchy seem to realize this and jumps down the fans’ disappointment, but they’re soon cheering again as he brings out a ladder from underneath the ring!
He throws it into the ring and stalks Billy…CRACK! HE SMASHES THE LADDER IN THE FACE OF BILLY GUNN (ASHER D)! Now he puts Billy on the table again, sets up the ladder and begins to climb! Anarchy is way on top and signaling to the fans, if this goes wrong it’s all over, he’s already been through one table today! HE LEAPS, A DOUBLE FLIP IN MIDAIR AND CRASH!!! HE HITS IT – THE BEE STING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE!
The audience is screaming their appreciation, NHB is off to a flying start! Anarchy falls into a cover, 1…2…
And Batista (Figo) breaks it up from no where! Batista looks livid at the way this match has gone so far, and he shows this by whipping Anarchy into the ropes and planting him with a devastating Samoan Drop! Anarchy gasps for breath as Batista (Figo) lifts him way above his head, before throwing him OUT OF THE RING! Anarchy lands with a dull thump on the outside, he’s out of it for the moment.
But despite all that’s happened, Josh Matthews (DW) is up and he silently enters the ring behind the seething Batista (Figo), leaps onto his back and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Batista desperately tries to fight out of it but he can’t seem to shake the fearless Josh off his back! Finally he turns, and rams him back into the turnbuckle! And again! And a third time, and finally Josh crumples to the mat.
Batista (Figo) slides under the ring and brings a third table into the ring, setting it up near one corner of the ring. He picks up Josh (DW) and sits him on the top rope by the table, before joining him up there…the fans are awaiting something big…it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, this will surely end the match! BUT JOSH (DW) WITH A LOW BLOW TO BATISTA (FIGO)!
Batista (Figo) doubles over and Josh moves agilely round, and then, with his back facing the ring, puts Batista into a DDT position! Josh falls back, oh man, DDT THROUGH THE TABLE – SMASH!!! BRUTAL IMPACT FOR BOTH MEN!
Despite the pain Josh (DW) pins Batista (Figo), a shock victory here! ONE! TWO!
AND IT’S BROKEN UP!! The count is broken up by…by who? Billy Gunn (Asher D) is still down…IT’S JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?
He picks a shocked Josh Matthews (DW) up, AND DELIVERS A MIGHTY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER – WHAM!!! SR TOWERS IS IN SHOCK!
But Anarchy (DW) is back, and he stalks Cena (AfroJoe)! Cena turns, and a huge cheer goes up from the fans as Anarchy nails a massive ANARCHIST!! Against all the odds here, are Anarchy and Josh (DW) gonna win it!
But Billy Gunn (Asher D) comes from no where and plants Anarchy with THE ONE AND ONLY! Billy (Asher D) taunts the crowd before heading to the outside where he sets up the final table, and signals to Batista (Figo)! Batista picks up Anarchy (DW), puts him on his shoulders, heads to the side of the ring, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MAN, PIECES OF WOOD ARE EVERYWHERE!
Billy (Asher D) falls into a nonchalant cover, one…two…
Three! They’ve done it! Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D) win the match!
But they wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for John Cena (AfroJoe), who has just grabbed a microphone. “You all wanna know why I’m out here!? Just like Billy (Asher), and I haven’t done anything here in SRW! I decided to make an impact, and how better to do it, than team up with the King if impacts, Batista (Figo)! It was me who helped Batista (Figo) who mysteriously escape from his locker room all those weeks ago, and it was me who beat up Anarchy last week! It was me who Batista (Figo) thanked!”
The fans booing is immense, but he continues to speak! “Myself, Billy (Asher) and Batista (Figo) will wreak havoc here in SRW…we have speed, technique and strength…and we have the Hardcore Championship too. Anarchy (DW)? If you want to mess with us again, fine…because we’ll be here, waiting.”
Cena (AfroJoe) drops the microphone and the three men celebrate in the ring, what will Anarchy and Josh’s reactions be to this? Tables have been smashes already here tonight, but there’s much more to come here at No Holds Barred!
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The winners of this match: Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
I can't be bothered with my match because my legs hurt. Which effects my typing..
Didn't copy any, they were all my own ideas. Honestly. :D
Asher with his enthusiastic replies as always. :D
Asher with his enthusiastic replies as always. :D
How much of my original match did you copy? >:-|
The Inverted DDT and the 'er, manly area' to name two.
The Inverted DDT and the 'er, manly area' to name two.
Interesting rule twist. I would have preferred it the other way round but it worked well enough. Parental Advisory will need some kind of response to Cena's appearance and they have in the form of a promo, which I shall read now.
Wahey! Yeah, great match Ant. I was expecting Anarchy and Josh to win, even after Cena interfered...but I was wrong! Batista, Billy Gunn and John Cena should make a good group in SRW. All they need is a name!
Well done Ant!
:)
Well done Ant!
:)
Wow, Top match Ant, it was long, but it kept me reading with the close falls and people turning up from seemingly nowhere. Great!
Elements Vs Team Angle up tomorrow lads.
Elements Vs Team Angle up tomorrow lads.
That was a top match Ant. Loved it.
Looks like PA will need to start recruiting...
Got dinner now, bye.
Looks like PA will need to start recruiting...
Got dinner now, bye.
Welcome to No Holds Barred everybody!
*Fireworks* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!
*Screaming fans*
SR Towers is alive, and NHB is here!
Lillian Garcia (cjh): The following match is tornado tag team tables match!”
The fans cheer in response, it’s tables time!
(King Of My World by DW hits) A massive roar goes up as the first participants in NHB walk out from behind the curtains, it’s Anarchy (DW) and his manager Josh Matthews (DW)! Tonight they’re tag team partners though as they look for revenge on Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D), in a feud which took off a few weeks ago when Josh tried to interview the Hardcore Champion…
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“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!” Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh! The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor! The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall! Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh! He finds a glass vase on the side counter. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS (DW)!
Obviously Anarchy (DW) was desperate for revenge and Reaver (Ant) gave him the opportunity – if Josh beat Batista (Figo) in a non-title match the next week on Eclipse, Anarchy could have Batista here at NHB. Well, Anarchy made his presence known near the end of the match, and this is how it went down…
Josh falls out of the way, and Batista is left alone, with a table behind him. Anarchy hits a spear.. which.. Batista reverses! Batista into an Inverted DDT! He uses all his strength, and twists Anarchy round mid-air, and sends Anarchy THROUGH THE TABLE! Anarchy tried a spear, Batista tried an Inverted DDT, span Anarchy round mid air and sent Anarchy front first throught the table! Well, not the impact that Anarchy would have liked to make on this match at all! Josh appears behind him, clutching the golf club. And a straight hit, catching Batista right round his head! And again! And again! He won’t stop! The crowd cheer, which is a surprise for... Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn, who has made no impact on SRW yet, comes downto the ring, and heads straight under the apron, and pulls out a steel chair! He flies under the rope and shoves it full force into Josh’s, er, manly area, and delivers a Fameasser to Josh onto the chair! He drags Batista up and throws him onto Josh.
1…2…3! Batista pulls off the win, which means no Anarchy Vs Batista at No Hold Barred! But on everyone’s mind at the moment... Billy Gunn?
“Batista.. I have admired you for ages. You are everything a wrestler should be, and I believe that teaming up with you would do my SRW career a lot of good, as well as yours. I know I am not a regular here by any means, but I know how to wrestle, so what do you say? I won’t take no for an answer - and I saved you butt there.”
“Y-yes.. okay.”
“Okay. Listen up Josh. Listen up Anarchy. I bet now you’ll want to get your hands on us. Well, in your current state, I wouldnt waste the effort into beating you. So, at No Holds Barred, instead of Anarchy Vs Batista like their could have been, I challenge you to a Tag Team Tables match. Because I want to see you BOTH put through tables. You can’t refuse - I’m ordering you, not telling you.”
Well, Billy Gunn (Asher D) got exactly what he wanted, but just last week this feud intensified once again when Anarchy took on Billy Gunn in singles action…
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…1…2
KICK OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ANARCHY HAS JUMPED UP! HE CHUCKS GUNN INTO THE ROPES! A QUICK ANARCHIST!!!
Anarchy falls down into the cover! 1…2
3! It’s over! Anarchy jumps straight up and runs to the back to help his manager, Josh Mathews. He finally gets to the scene and by this time, he’s surrounded by paramedics. As Josh is put onto a stretcher, a paramedic asks if Anarchy will be going to the hospital at Joshs side…He replies, “NO”! “I have some business to take care of.” Anarchy walks away towards Batista’s locker room as Josh Mathews is taken out of the arena. He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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(Batista’s music hits) The events that happened last week are shrouded in mystery, and to be honest, so is the relationship between these two men – Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D)! The fans boo and jeer as the Hardcore Champion and his partner strut cockily to the squared circle, which is surrounded by four tables!
Anarchy (DW) can’t wait for them to get into the ring, so he catapults himself over the top rope and nails a double Flying Crossbody to get NHB off to a fiery start! The hot crowd cheer wildly as Anarchy delivers a hard right-hand to knock Billy Gunn (Asher D) back down, and then another to Batista (Figo)! The Hardcore champ is a little stronger though and fights back with some of his own, but just when he seems to have the advantage, Josh Matthews (DW) comes from behind and with amazing strength sends him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH!
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Billy Gunn (Asher D)! But Anarchy is there now, and he delivers a DDT on the outside! This match hasn’t even reached the ring yet! Anarchy moves quickly and sets up one of the tables on the outside, before sliding another into the empty ring. Batista (Figo) is up though, and he lands a clubbing blow to the back, before setting up Anarchy for a Powerbomb through the table! SMASH!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS, ANARCHY IS DOWN AND OUT!
Batista (Figo) thinks he’s won the match already, but this isn’t your average tables match, to win a pin count needs to be made! Referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) explains this to him, and he shakes his head in dismay before making the cover on Anarchy (DW), 1…2…
And Josh (DW) breaks the count up with a diving save! He is quickly up and he stomps away on Batista – this is the man that put him in hospital just a few weeks ago! And now Josh is dishing out some revenge! He looks under the ring and brings out a Kendo Stick – remember, there are no rules in this match! He waits for Batista (Figo) to get up, the fans in the front row chanting his name! Batista turns – CRACK! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Three more shots, the last one shattering the Kendo Stick! The Hardcore Champion is down! Josh Matthews (DW) smiles and looks for a pin, but Billy Gunn (Asher D) pulls him off, and knocks him down with a thunderous right-hand! Now he picks him up, and drops him neck-first on the security barrier!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) continues this merciless assault, leaning Josh (DW)’s head on the security barrier and…oh man, no way! This could break his damn neck! FAMEASSER!!!! JOSH’S NECK SNAPS AGAINST THE SECURITY BARRIER AND HE FALLS BACK LIFELESSLY – UNREAL!
Billy (Asher) laughs evilly - fans taunt him and throw things at him, but he doesn’t care!
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) has pulled himself into the ring and has set up the table, and he nails a Baseball Slide Dropkick onto the unsuspecting Billy! He quickly throws Billy (Asher) into the ring and the two begin to brawl – Billy whips Anarchy into the ropes and executes a big time Back Body Drop, and fortunately Anarchy flies over the table and lands painfully on the unforgiving canvas!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) wastes no time and looks for the Fameasser – but Anarchy dives out of the way, bounces off the ropes and nails a Bulldog! Anarchy delivers a well executed Overhead Suplex, before thinking over his next move…he picks Billy up, and places him on the table! Now he’s climbing to the top rope – the crowd are on their feet! Is he gonna go for the Bee Sting, surely it’s impossible from there, especially with the added height of the table…Anarchy seem to realize this and jumps down the fans’ disappointment, but they’re soon cheering again as he brings out a ladder from underneath the ring!
He throws it into the ring and stalks Billy…CRACK! HE SMASHES THE LADDER IN THE FACE OF BILLY GUNN (ASHER D)! Now he puts Billy on the table again, sets up the ladder and begins to climb! Anarchy is way on top and signaling to the fans, if this goes wrong it’s all over, he’s already been through one table today! HE LEAPS, A DOUBLE FLIP IN MIDAIR AND CRASH!!! HE HITS IT – THE BEE STING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE!
The audience is screaming their appreciation, NHB is off to a flying start! Anarchy falls into a cover, 1…2…
And Batista (Figo) breaks it up from no where! Batista looks livid at the way this match has gone so far, and he shows this by whipping Anarchy into the ropes and planting him with a devastating Samoan Drop! Anarchy gasps for breath as Batista (Figo) lifts him way above his head, before throwing him OUT OF THE RING! Anarchy lands with a dull thump on the outside, he’s out of it for the moment.
But despite all that’s happened, Josh Matthews (DW) is up and he silently enters the ring behind the seething Batista (Figo), leaps onto his back and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Batista desperately tries to fight out of it but he can’t seem to shake the fearless Josh off his back! Finally he turns, and rams him back into the turnbuckle! And again! And a third time, and finally Josh crumples to the mat.
Batista (Figo) slides under the ring and brings a third table into the ring, setting it up near one corner of the ring. He picks up Josh (DW) and sits him on the top rope by the table, before joining him up there…the fans are awaiting something big…it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, this will surely end the match! BUT JOSH (DW) WITH A LOW BLOW TO BATISTA (FIGO)!
Batista (Figo) doubles over and Josh moves agilely round, and then, with his back facing the ring, puts Batista into a DDT position! Josh falls back, oh man, DDT THROUGH THE TABLE – SMASH!!! BRUTAL IMPACT FOR BOTH MEN!
Despite the pain Josh (DW) pins Batista (Figo), a shock victory here! ONE! TWO!
AND IT’S BROKEN UP!! The count is broken up by…by who? Billy Gunn (Asher D) is still down…IT’S JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?
He picks a shocked Josh Matthews (DW) up, AND DELIVERS A MIGHTY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER – WHAM!!! SR TOWERS IS IN SHOCK!
But Anarchy (DW) is back, and he stalks Cena (AfroJoe)! Cena turns, and a huge cheer goes up from the fans as Anarchy nails a massive ANARCHIST!! Against all the odds here, are Anarchy and Josh (DW) gonna win it!
But Billy Gunn (Asher D) comes from no where and plants Anarchy with THE ONE AND ONLY! Billy (Asher D) taunts the crowd before heading to the outside where he sets up the final table, and signals to Batista (Figo)! Batista picks up Anarchy (DW), puts him on his shoulders, heads to the side of the ring, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MAN, PIECES OF WOOD ARE EVERYWHERE!
Billy (Asher D) falls into a nonchalant cover, one…two…
Three! They’ve done it! Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D) win the match!
But they wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for John Cena (AfroJoe), who has just grabbed a microphone. “You all wanna know why I’m out here!? Just like Billy (Asher), and I haven’t done anything here in SRW! I decided to make an impact, and how better to do it, than team up with the King if impacts, Batista (Figo)! It was me who helped Batista (Figo) who mysteriously escape from his locker room all those weeks ago, and it was me who beat up Anarchy last week! It was me who Batista (Figo) thanked!”
The fans booing is immense, but he continues to speak! “Myself, Billy (Asher) and Batista (Figo) will wreak havoc here in SRW…we have speed, technique and strength…and we have the Hardcore Championship too. Anarchy (DW)? If you want to mess with us again, fine…because we’ll be here, waiting.”
Cena (AfroJoe) drops the microphone and the three men celebrate in the ring, what will Anarchy and Josh’s reactions be to this? Tables have been smashes already here tonight, but there’s much more to come here at No Holds Barred!
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The winners of this match: Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
*Fireworks* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!
*Screaming fans*
SR Towers is alive, and NHB is here!
Lillian Garcia (cjh): The following match is tornado tag team tables match!”
The fans cheer in response, it’s tables time!
(King Of My World by DW hits) A massive roar goes up as the first participants in NHB walk out from behind the curtains, it’s Anarchy (DW) and his manager Josh Matthews (DW)! Tonight they’re tag team partners though as they look for revenge on Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D), in a feud which took off a few weeks ago when Josh tried to interview the Hardcore Champion…
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“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!” Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh! The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor! The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall! Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh! He finds a glass vase on the side counter. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS (DW)!
Obviously Anarchy (DW) was desperate for revenge and Reaver (Ant) gave him the opportunity – if Josh beat Batista (Figo) in a non-title match the next week on Eclipse, Anarchy could have Batista here at NHB. Well, Anarchy made his presence known near the end of the match, and this is how it went down…
Josh falls out of the way, and Batista is left alone, with a table behind him. Anarchy hits a spear.. which.. Batista reverses! Batista into an Inverted DDT! He uses all his strength, and twists Anarchy round mid-air, and sends Anarchy THROUGH THE TABLE! Anarchy tried a spear, Batista tried an Inverted DDT, span Anarchy round mid air and sent Anarchy front first throught the table! Well, not the impact that Anarchy would have liked to make on this match at all! Josh appears behind him, clutching the golf club. And a straight hit, catching Batista right round his head! And again! And again! He won’t stop! The crowd cheer, which is a surprise for... Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn, who has made no impact on SRW yet, comes downto the ring, and heads straight under the apron, and pulls out a steel chair! He flies under the rope and shoves it full force into Josh’s, er, manly area, and delivers a Fameasser to Josh onto the chair! He drags Batista up and throws him onto Josh.
1…2…3! Batista pulls off the win, which means no Anarchy Vs Batista at No Hold Barred! But on everyone’s mind at the moment... Billy Gunn?
“Batista.. I have admired you for ages. You are everything a wrestler should be, and I believe that teaming up with you would do my SRW career a lot of good, as well as yours. I know I am not a regular here by any means, but I know how to wrestle, so what do you say? I won’t take no for an answer - and I saved you butt there.”
“Y-yes.. okay.”
“Okay. Listen up Josh. Listen up Anarchy. I bet now you’ll want to get your hands on us. Well, in your current state, I wouldnt waste the effort into beating you. So, at No Holds Barred, instead of Anarchy Vs Batista like their could have been, I challenge you to a Tag Team Tables match. Because I want to see you BOTH put through tables. You can’t refuse - I’m ordering you, not telling you.”
Well, Billy Gunn (Asher D) got exactly what he wanted, but just last week this feud intensified once again when Anarchy took on Billy Gunn in singles action…
Anarchy (DW) gets ready to fly but, wait a minute! That’s Batista (Figo) on the titantron!
Batista: “Hey Anarchy! Look what I’ve done to your little buddy!”
*The camera turns down to the ground where Josh Mathews lays in a pool of his own blood*
Batista laughs as the titantron turns back to the match.
Woah!! Billy Gunn just took Anarchy off the turnbuckle with a press slam! Anarchy slowly arises and Gunn kicks him in the mid-section! He signals for it…We all know whats coming…FAME ASSER!!! Billy Gunn covers Anarchy and Nick Patrick counts…1…2
KICK OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ANARCHY HAS JUMPED UP! HE CHUCKS GUNN INTO THE ROPES! A QUICK ANARCHIST!!!
Anarchy falls down into the cover! 1…2
3! It’s over! Anarchy jumps straight up and runs to the back to help his manager, Josh Mathews. He finally gets to the scene and by this time, he’s surrounded by paramedics. As Josh is put onto a stretcher, a paramedic asks if Anarchy will be going to the hospital at Joshs side…He replies, “NO”! “I have some business to take care of.” Anarchy walks away towards Batista’s locker room as Josh Mathews is taken out of the arena. He finally arrives at the door with “Batista” printed on it. He bursts open the door and all the lights are out. He walks in closing the door on the camera man behind him shouting, “Stay there or I’ll kick your @Ss!”.
*SMASH**BANG**SMASH*
About ten seconds later, Batista walks out of the locker room smiling and shouts, “Thanks for the help, See you at No Holds Barred!”.
When the paramedics arrive at the arena again to help Anarchy, no one is to be seen in the locker room…
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(Batista’s music hits) The events that happened last week are shrouded in mystery, and to be honest, so is the relationship between these two men – Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D)! The fans boo and jeer as the Hardcore Champion and his partner strut cockily to the squared circle, which is surrounded by four tables!
Anarchy (DW) can’t wait for them to get into the ring, so he catapults himself over the top rope and nails a double Flying Crossbody to get NHB off to a fiery start! The hot crowd cheer wildly as Anarchy delivers a hard right-hand to knock Billy Gunn (Asher D) back down, and then another to Batista (Figo)! The Hardcore champ is a little stronger though and fights back with some of his own, but just when he seems to have the advantage, Josh Matthews (DW) comes from behind and with amazing strength sends him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps – CRASH!
WHAM! Huge clothesline from Billy Gunn (Asher D)! But Anarchy is there now, and he delivers a DDT on the outside! This match hasn’t even reached the ring yet! Anarchy moves quickly and sets up one of the tables on the outside, before sliding another into the empty ring. Batista (Figo) is up though, and he lands a clubbing blow to the back, before setting up Anarchy for a Powerbomb through the table! SMASH!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS, ANARCHY IS DOWN AND OUT!
Batista (Figo) thinks he’s won the match already, but this isn’t your average tables match, to win a pin count needs to be made! Referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) explains this to him, and he shakes his head in dismay before making the cover on Anarchy (DW), 1…2…
And Josh (DW) breaks the count up with a diving save! He is quickly up and he stomps away on Batista – this is the man that put him in hospital just a few weeks ago! And now Josh is dishing out some revenge! He looks under the ring and brings out a Kendo Stick – remember, there are no rules in this match! He waits for Batista (Figo) to get up, the fans in the front row chanting his name! Batista turns – CRACK! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Three more shots, the last one shattering the Kendo Stick! The Hardcore Champion is down! Josh Matthews (DW) smiles and looks for a pin, but Billy Gunn (Asher D) pulls him off, and knocks him down with a thunderous right-hand! Now he picks him up, and drops him neck-first on the security barrier!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) continues this merciless assault, leaning Josh (DW)’s head on the security barrier and…oh man, no way! This could break his damn neck! FAMEASSER!!!! JOSH’S NECK SNAPS AGAINST THE SECURITY BARRIER AND HE FALLS BACK LIFELESSLY – UNREAL!
Billy (Asher) laughs evilly - fans taunt him and throw things at him, but he doesn’t care!
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) has pulled himself into the ring and has set up the table, and he nails a Baseball Slide Dropkick onto the unsuspecting Billy! He quickly throws Billy (Asher) into the ring and the two begin to brawl – Billy whips Anarchy into the ropes and executes a big time Back Body Drop, and fortunately Anarchy flies over the table and lands painfully on the unforgiving canvas!
Billy Gunn (Asher D) wastes no time and looks for the Fameasser – but Anarchy dives out of the way, bounces off the ropes and nails a Bulldog! Anarchy delivers a well executed Overhead Suplex, before thinking over his next move…he picks Billy up, and places him on the table! Now he’s climbing to the top rope – the crowd are on their feet! Is he gonna go for the Bee Sting, surely it’s impossible from there, especially with the added height of the table…Anarchy seem to realize this and jumps down the fans’ disappointment, but they’re soon cheering again as he brings out a ladder from underneath the ring!
He throws it into the ring and stalks Billy…CRACK! HE SMASHES THE LADDER IN THE FACE OF BILLY GUNN (ASHER D)! Now he puts Billy on the table again, sets up the ladder and begins to climb! Anarchy is way on top and signaling to the fans, if this goes wrong it’s all over, he’s already been through one table today! HE LEAPS, A DOUBLE FLIP IN MIDAIR AND CRASH!!! HE HITS IT – THE BEE STING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE!
The audience is screaming their appreciation, NHB is off to a flying start! Anarchy falls into a cover, 1…2…
And Batista (Figo) breaks it up from no where! Batista looks livid at the way this match has gone so far, and he shows this by whipping Anarchy into the ropes and planting him with a devastating Samoan Drop! Anarchy gasps for breath as Batista (Figo) lifts him way above his head, before throwing him OUT OF THE RING! Anarchy lands with a dull thump on the outside, he’s out of it for the moment.
But despite all that’s happened, Josh Matthews (DW) is up and he silently enters the ring behind the seething Batista (Figo), leaps onto his back and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Batista desperately tries to fight out of it but he can’t seem to shake the fearless Josh off his back! Finally he turns, and rams him back into the turnbuckle! And again! And a third time, and finally Josh crumples to the mat.
Batista (Figo) slides under the ring and brings a third table into the ring, setting it up near one corner of the ring. He picks up Josh (DW) and sits him on the top rope by the table, before joining him up there…the fans are awaiting something big…it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, this will surely end the match! BUT JOSH (DW) WITH A LOW BLOW TO BATISTA (FIGO)!
Batista (Figo) doubles over and Josh moves agilely round, and then, with his back facing the ring, puts Batista into a DDT position! Josh falls back, oh man, DDT THROUGH THE TABLE – SMASH!!! BRUTAL IMPACT FOR BOTH MEN!
Despite the pain Josh (DW) pins Batista (Figo), a shock victory here! ONE! TWO!
AND IT’S BROKEN UP!! The count is broken up by…by who? Billy Gunn (Asher D) is still down…IT’S JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?
He picks a shocked Josh Matthews (DW) up, AND DELIVERS A MIGHTY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER – WHAM!!! SR TOWERS IS IN SHOCK!
But Anarchy (DW) is back, and he stalks Cena (AfroJoe)! Cena turns, and a huge cheer goes up from the fans as Anarchy nails a massive ANARCHIST!! Against all the odds here, are Anarchy and Josh (DW) gonna win it!
But Billy Gunn (Asher D) comes from no where and plants Anarchy with THE ONE AND ONLY! Billy (Asher D) taunts the crowd before heading to the outside where he sets up the final table, and signals to Batista (Figo)! Batista picks up Anarchy (DW), puts him on his shoulders, heads to the side of the ring, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MAN, PIECES OF WOOD ARE EVERYWHERE!
Billy (Asher D) falls into a nonchalant cover, one…two…
Three! They’ve done it! Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D) win the match!
But they wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for John Cena (AfroJoe), who has just grabbed a microphone. “You all wanna know why I’m out here!? Just like Billy (Asher), and I haven’t done anything here in SRW! I decided to make an impact, and how better to do it, than team up with the King if impacts, Batista (Figo)! It was me who helped Batista (Figo) who mysteriously escape from his locker room all those weeks ago, and it was me who beat up Anarchy last week! It was me who Batista (Figo) thanked!”
The fans booing is immense, but he continues to speak! “Myself, Billy (Asher) and Batista (Figo) will wreak havoc here in SRW…we have speed, technique and strength…and we have the Hardcore Championship too. Anarchy (DW)? If you want to mess with us again, fine…because we’ll be here, waiting.”
Cena (AfroJoe) drops the microphone and the three men celebrate in the ring, what will Anarchy and Josh’s reactions be to this? Tables have been smashes already here tonight, but there’s much more to come here at No Holds Barred!
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The winners of this match: Batista (Figo) and Billy Gunn (Asher D).
Thanks for reading, Ant.