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When I got home today, I was somewhat overjoyed to find a 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' CD-ROM waiting for me.
So overjoyed, that I couldn't decide what to do with it, but here were my top ten ideas:
10: Phone the 'Free Member Support' number (0800 376 5432) and ask them what a CD-ROM is. When they answer, ask them if you need to use any specific type of seed.
9: Tie it to the back of your bicycle to make a fancy reflector.
8: Spin it on it's edge. It'll be more fun than using the service.
7: Use it as a mirror. Hopefully when you see the insane look on your face, you'll come to your enses, and not install it.
6: Hang it on your door to see how many bugs it attracts. It'll be significantly fewer than you'll find with the service.
5: Break it into tiny pieces and use it as eye-catching crazy-paving for ants.
4: Use it as a frisbee. It'll go at speeds much faster than your internet connection ever will.
3: Use it to attract birds. Magpies are particularly attracted by shiny objects.
2: Use it as an coaster. You'll need a stiff drink after dealing with their Customer Service Reps.
And the number one thing to do with your 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' is:
1: Use it as a puck in a game of Air Hockey. It'll break after a few hits, just like their service!
meka_dragon PQMS 8/00
So overjoyed, that I couldn't decide what to do with it, but here were my top ten ideas:
10: Phone the 'Free Member Support' number (0800 376 5432) and ask them what a CD-ROM is. When they answer, ask them if you need to use any specific type of seed.
9: Tie it to the back of your bicycle to make a fancy reflector.
8: Spin it on it's edge. It'll be more fun than using the service.
7: Use it as a mirror. Hopefully when you see the insane look on your face, you'll come to your enses, and not install it.
6: Hang it on your door to see how many bugs it attracts. It'll be significantly fewer than you'll find with the service.
5: Break it into tiny pieces and use it as eye-catching crazy-paving for ants.
4: Use it as a frisbee. It'll go at speeds much faster than your internet connection ever will.
3: Use it to attract birds. Magpies are particularly attracted by shiny objects.
2: Use it as an coaster. You'll need a stiff drink after dealing with their Customer Service Reps.
And the number one thing to do with your 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' is:
1: Use it as a puck in a game of Air Hockey. It'll break after a few hits, just like their service!
meka_dragon PQMS 8/00
Right well I though this was a top ten games thing so i'll do that instead.
These are all Nintendo so don't think I am being Bias, I only have a N64
1: Mario Tennis, Great Multiplayed, Millions of settings, a reall Party go-er.
2: Perfect Dark, Great Multiplayer, something Nintendo are now renound for!
3: Mario Kart, Only if I am Wario Waaaaahahahahhahahahhha
4: Jet Force Gemini, Crakin 1 player mode, Lastability = 100000 years, great game.
5: James Bond: Goldeneye, what can i say...Its a classic
6: WWF No Mercy, Glitch knocked this one down a bit, otherwise good game!
7: Roadsters, Wow, fast cars, please lets have a Roadsters 128!!!!
8: Mario 64, when all else is completed who can you rely on to make your day...MARIO!!!!
9: Zelda:TOOT, quite low I know but I prefer fun, multiplayer types, Good game though....satisfying when completed!
10: All-Star Base Ball series, I love these games, they are soooo cool, WWF warzome graphics are better suited than any other, great functions as well! I hope we see ASB 128
So there we go, they are meerly opinions, that is all, please feel free to put yours down, we can compare, don't forget ot give us reasons!
The Game
These are all Nintendo so don't think I am being Bias, I only have a N64
1: Mario Tennis, Great Multiplayed, Millions of settings, a reall Party go-er.
2: Perfect Dark, Great Multiplayer, something Nintendo are now renound for!
3: Mario Kart, Only if I am Wario Waaaaahahahahhahahahhha
4: Jet Force Gemini, Crakin 1 player mode, Lastability = 100000 years, great game.
5: James Bond: Goldeneye, what can i say...Its a classic
6: WWF No Mercy, Glitch knocked this one down a bit, otherwise good game!
7: Roadsters, Wow, fast cars, please lets have a Roadsters 128!!!!
8: Mario 64, when all else is completed who can you rely on to make your day...MARIO!!!!
9: Zelda:TOOT, quite low I know but I prefer fun, multiplayer types, Good game though....satisfying when completed!
10: All-Star Base Ball series, I love these games, they are soooo cool, WWF warzome graphics are better suited than any other, great functions as well! I hope we see ASB 128
So there we go, they are meerly opinions, that is all, please feel free to put yours down, we can compare, don't forget ot give us reasons!
The Game
When I got home today, I was somewhat overjoyed to find a 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' CD-ROM waiting for me.
So overjoyed, that I couldn't decide what to do with it, but here were my top ten ideas:
10: Phone the 'Free Member Support' number (0800 376 5432) and ask them what a CD-ROM is. When they answer, ask them if you need to use any specific type of seed.
9: Tie it to the back of your bicycle to make a fancy reflector.
8: Spin it on it's edge. It'll be more fun than using the service.
7: Use it as a mirror. Hopefully when you see the insane look on your face, you'll come to your enses, and not install it.
6: Hang it on your door to see how many bugs it attracts. It'll be significantly fewer than you'll find with the service.
5: Break it into tiny pieces and use it as eye-catching crazy-paving for ants.
4: Use it as a frisbee. It'll go at speeds much faster than your internet connection ever will.
3: Use it to attract birds. Magpies are particularly attracted by shiny objects.
2: Use it as an coaster. You'll need a stiff drink after dealing with their Customer Service Reps.
And the number one thing to do with your 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' is:
1: Use it as a puck in a game of Air Hockey. It'll break after a few hits, just like their service!
meka_dragon PQMS 8/00
So overjoyed, that I couldn't decide what to do with it, but here were my top ten ideas:
10: Phone the 'Free Member Support' number (0800 376 5432) and ask them what a CD-ROM is. When they answer, ask them if you need to use any specific type of seed.
9: Tie it to the back of your bicycle to make a fancy reflector.
8: Spin it on it's edge. It'll be more fun than using the service.
7: Use it as a mirror. Hopefully when you see the insane look on your face, you'll come to your enses, and not install it.
6: Hang it on your door to see how many bugs it attracts. It'll be significantly fewer than you'll find with the service.
5: Break it into tiny pieces and use it as eye-catching crazy-paving for ants.
4: Use it as a frisbee. It'll go at speeds much faster than your internet connection ever will.
3: Use it to attract birds. Magpies are particularly attracted by shiny objects.
2: Use it as an coaster. You'll need a stiff drink after dealing with their Customer Service Reps.
And the number one thing to do with your 'Completely Free 50 Hour AOL Trial' is:
1: Use it as a puck in a game of Air Hockey. It'll break after a few hits, just like their service!
meka_dragon PQMS 8/00