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"I'm pisshed"

just been out celebrating my promotion and my mate's birthday. Cheeky pints really taken effect, out again at five.

uurrhggghhh

gerrid wrote:
> I'm going to take the Gatwick express from Victoria today.
> With that information you can now fulfill your destiny.

Reading between the lines: who do you want me to kill?

where are you flying off to?

I'm going to take the Gatwick express from Victoria today.
With that information you can now fulfill your destiny.

go to Victoria station. t'is a nice place

Just waiting for five, then I'm back down the pub. I hate the hours between drinks.

Go to brixton and buy some burning sticks off the odd smelling rasta outside the station.
Alternatively, try and write something on your behind, and then parade around Victoria station until about 8pm waving a flag that says "forever the trouts"

heh.

go shopping.

HArrods.

Damn it how did you know it was me? I thought that anyone was allowed to drive public transport. Damn bus was just sitting there, begging to be driven.

I hope you ain't driving

I'll phone the police

" Hello police, I have reason to believe theres a man in London who might be driving under the influence "

*la la lalala la neh nah*

I'm not going to last the night.