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Helmets, the secret to immortality, the secret the government have been keeping under wraps for such a long time.
Cleverly thought out, a marketing scheme that would convince the public that – you are better off to wear a helmet when on a bicycle of any variety. Deliberately and masterfully sculpted preposterously, so even the most protection conscious of people would not want to be wearing one of these hard-shelled catastrophes of fashion.
From a young age you are taught to wear a helmet when doing any sort of extreme sport or any sport that even reasons with extremity. And as you grow, you naturally learn to evade the rules, as most people would. Just the sort of reaction the people in power had hoped for.
When you look at political characters such as William Hague, Blunkett, Blaire you cannot help but express amusement at their unreasonably formed heads, and how they seem to have more on top of their skull than any normal person. Well, we may just have ignored the fact of their irrational heads and carried on without reading between the lines.
The truth is, the sick truth, that the government have always been aware that the gravitational force between Jupiter and Pluto would eventually cause a barrage of heavy meteors and Sagem MW 936 mobile phones. But with no one else knowing of this information, they could maintain world dominance as they had always wished for.
I visited the local ‘Halfords’ and they were more than willing to bombard me with information, credit card numbers etc. I questioned them upon the sales of bicycle helmets, and the only reported cases in this country were in the region of London.
That was enough information for me to jump to wild conclusions, but the Halfords main man was more than happy to tell me they hired an unlicensed surgeon to open up some of the biggest names in politics, and place a helmet within. Hidden.
Well, for most.
Even the men at the top do not know when this bombardment of rocks and mobile phones shall occur, but what they do know, is that it will happen, and they are prepared.
In the mean time, keep this information for yourselves, continue to find humour in politician’s head shapes, and most importantly, play it safe. Wear a Helmet…
Cheers
Cleverly thought out, a marketing scheme that would convince the public that – you are better off to wear a helmet when on a bicycle of any variety. Deliberately and masterfully sculpted preposterously, so even the most protection conscious of people would not want to be wearing one of these hard-shelled catastrophes of fashion.
From a young age you are taught to wear a helmet when doing any sort of extreme sport or any sport that even reasons with extremity. And as you grow, you naturally learn to evade the rules, as most people would. Just the sort of reaction the people in power had hoped for.
When you look at political characters such as William Hague, Blunkett, Blaire you cannot help but express amusement at their unreasonably formed heads, and how they seem to have more on top of their skull than any normal person. Well, we may just have ignored the fact of their irrational heads and carried on without reading between the lines.
The truth is, the sick truth, that the government have always been aware that the gravitational force between Jupiter and Pluto would eventually cause a barrage of heavy meteors and Sagem MW 936 mobile phones. But with no one else knowing of this information, they could maintain world dominance as they had always wished for.
I visited the local ‘Halfords’ and they were more than willing to bombard me with information, credit card numbers etc. I questioned them upon the sales of bicycle helmets, and the only reported cases in this country were in the region of London.
That was enough information for me to jump to wild conclusions, but the Halfords main man was more than happy to tell me they hired an unlicensed surgeon to open up some of the biggest names in politics, and place a helmet within. Hidden.
Well, for most.
Even the men at the top do not know when this bombardment of rocks and mobile phones shall occur, but what they do know, is that it will happen, and they are prepared.
In the mean time, keep this information for yourselves, continue to find humour in politician’s head shapes, and most importantly, play it safe. Wear a Helmet…
Cheers
Lol :-)
Strange, but a nice read ;-)
Strange, but a nice read ;-)
monkey_man wrote:
> I'd like a helmet like the one off Knightmare.
One can only dream... :-)
> I'd like a helmet like the one off Knightmare.
One can only dream... :-)
gerrid wrote:
> helmets for mice.
coming soon
> helmets for mice.
coming soon
helmets for mice.
I'd like a helmet like the one off Knightmare. Then I'd be cool.
Helmets, the secret to immortality, the secret the government have been keeping under wraps for such a long time.
Cleverly thought out, a marketing scheme that would convince the public that – you are better off to wear a helmet when on a bicycle of any variety. Deliberately and masterfully sculpted preposterously, so even the most protection conscious of people would not want to be wearing one of these hard-shelled catastrophes of fashion.
From a young age you are taught to wear a helmet when doing any sort of extreme sport or any sport that even reasons with extremity. And as you grow, you naturally learn to evade the rules, as most people would. Just the sort of reaction the people in power had hoped for.
When you look at political characters such as William Hague, Blunkett, Blaire you cannot help but express amusement at their unreasonably formed heads, and how they seem to have more on top of their skull than any normal person. Well, we may just have ignored the fact of their irrational heads and carried on without reading between the lines.
The truth is, the sick truth, that the government have always been aware that the gravitational force between Jupiter and Pluto would eventually cause a barrage of heavy meteors and Sagem MW 936 mobile phones. But with no one else knowing of this information, they could maintain world dominance as they had always wished for.
I visited the local ‘Halfords’ and they were more than willing to bombard me with information, credit card numbers etc. I questioned them upon the sales of bicycle helmets, and the only reported cases in this country were in the region of London.
That was enough information for me to jump to wild conclusions, but the Halfords main man was more than happy to tell me they hired an unlicensed surgeon to open up some of the biggest names in politics, and place a helmet within. Hidden.
Well, for most.
Even the men at the top do not know when this bombardment of rocks and mobile phones shall occur, but what they do know, is that it will happen, and they are prepared.
In the mean time, keep this information for yourselves, continue to find humour in politician’s head shapes, and most importantly, play it safe. Wear a Helmet…
Cheers
Cleverly thought out, a marketing scheme that would convince the public that – you are better off to wear a helmet when on a bicycle of any variety. Deliberately and masterfully sculpted preposterously, so even the most protection conscious of people would not want to be wearing one of these hard-shelled catastrophes of fashion.
From a young age you are taught to wear a helmet when doing any sort of extreme sport or any sport that even reasons with extremity. And as you grow, you naturally learn to evade the rules, as most people would. Just the sort of reaction the people in power had hoped for.
When you look at political characters such as William Hague, Blunkett, Blaire you cannot help but express amusement at their unreasonably formed heads, and how they seem to have more on top of their skull than any normal person. Well, we may just have ignored the fact of their irrational heads and carried on without reading between the lines.
The truth is, the sick truth, that the government have always been aware that the gravitational force between Jupiter and Pluto would eventually cause a barrage of heavy meteors and Sagem MW 936 mobile phones. But with no one else knowing of this information, they could maintain world dominance as they had always wished for.
I visited the local ‘Halfords’ and they were more than willing to bombard me with information, credit card numbers etc. I questioned them upon the sales of bicycle helmets, and the only reported cases in this country were in the region of London.
That was enough information for me to jump to wild conclusions, but the Halfords main man was more than happy to tell me they hired an unlicensed surgeon to open up some of the biggest names in politics, and place a helmet within. Hidden.
Well, for most.
Even the men at the top do not know when this bombardment of rocks and mobile phones shall occur, but what they do know, is that it will happen, and they are prepared.
In the mean time, keep this information for yourselves, continue to find humour in politician’s head shapes, and most importantly, play it safe. Wear a Helmet…
Cheers