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Josh Matthews (DW) is standing in the middle of the ring. He has a microphone in his hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes a cocky entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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BREAK!
Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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3… NO! Stone Edge pulled the referee out of the ring. This match is still going. The referee is outside the ring, giving Stone Edge a lecture. Rey runs off and leaps. WHAT A CROSSBODY! Mysterio just took out Stone Edge AND the referee.
Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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3…KICKOUT! WHERE THE HECK DID CONG MAN MANAGE TO FIND THE ENERGY TO KICK OUT?
The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie Sucks” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes a cocky entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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BREAK!
Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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3… NO! Stone Edge pulled the referee out of the ring. This match is still going. The referee is outside the ring, giving Stone Edge a lecture. Rey runs off and leaps. WHAT A CROSSBODY! Mysterio just took out Stone Edge AND the referee.
Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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3…KICKOUT! WHERE THE HECK DID CONG MAN MANAGE TO FIND THE ENERGY TO KICK OUT?
The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie Sucks” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW
Ah well. I'll add the edited version in the Archives. I noticed one or two mistakes...that's all.
Ummm...nope, have been face since i returned from injury...
Add this match to archive topic too. {:)
Lol, no, Cong Man is probably the biggest face in SRW. :D
Keep it that way too. :D
Keep it that way too. :D
I hope he's a heel... :cD
I'm lost. This was nothing on the actual match but I can't remember Cong Man turning heel. He was some kind of super face the last time I can remember.
Great match again DW, there's no way you're not becoming an official writer. :D The ending was fantastic - steel chair shots, crossbody's to the outside, 619's and nearly a fight between Stone Edge and Congie.
Great way to continue the feuds, glad to see this has stemmed from the Battle Royal, excellent stuff...can't wait for both of these matches, and seeing SE and Cong Man shake hands was a nice touch, the fans didn't know who to support in this one.
Good stuff, my match tomorrow probably.
Great way to continue the feuds, glad to see this has stemmed from the Battle Royal, excellent stuff...can't wait for both of these matches, and seeing SE and Cong Man shake hands was a nice touch, the fans didn't know who to support in this one.
Good stuff, my match tomorrow probably.
Thanks JAE.
Heck knows how I'm gunna say about the Limp Bizkit bit. Maybe the writer could just write somethink like "Limp Bizkit are here live." Then do a decent entrance for the Cruiserweight Champ.
Heck knows how I'm gunna say about the Limp Bizkit bit. Maybe the writer could just write somethink like "Limp Bizkit are here live." Then do a decent entrance for the Cruiserweight Champ.
Wahey! Great match DW. It was action packed and at many times, I thought it was over! When Stone Edge and The Cong Man were staring each other out and RIA pushed Cong Man into Stone Edge and got the pin on The Cong Man, I thought that was all!
It was a good win for The Cong Man and Stone Edge. Limp Bizkit performing Rollin to Stone Edges entrance at No Holds Barred?! Cool! That will rule!
Well done DW!
:)
It was a good win for The Cong Man and Stone Edge. Limp Bizkit performing Rollin to Stone Edges entrance at No Holds Barred?! Cool! That will rule!
Well done DW!
:)
Josh Matthews (DW) is standing in the middle of the ring. He has a microphone in his hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes a cocky entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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BREAK!
Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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3… NO! Stone Edge pulled the referee out of the ring. This match is still going. The referee is outside the ring, giving Stone Edge a lecture. Rey runs off and leaps. WHAT A CROSSBODY! Mysterio just took out Stone Edge AND the referee.
Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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3…KICKOUT! WHERE THE HECK DID CONG MAN MANAGE TO FIND THE ENERGY TO KICK OUT?
The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie Sucks” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit will be at SRW No Holds Barred performing Rollin’, as Stone Edge (Jericho_15) makes his way to the ring.”
He hands the microphone over to Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and leaves the ring.
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match…”
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ YEAH!” Stone Edge’s entrance theme blasts out of the PA system, as the Cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. Tonight he’ll be teaming with his archenemy; Cong Man. They’ll be facing the number one contender for Stone Edge’s belt, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) and Cong Man’s No Holds Barred opponent, RawIsAndy (Starlight). Stone Edge jumps in the ring and flashes his belt to the crowd in each four corners of SR Tower.
“Making his way to the ring, first, the SRW Cruiserweight Champion…STONE EDGE!”
The crowd boo as his name is announced.
CONG MAN’S MUSIC PLAYS. The two time CAW Champion and one time Hardcore Champion makes a cocky entrance. He struts down the aisle. Remember, we’ve already seen an ambulance come down here on Eclipse. What else will we experience here tonight, pre-No Holds Barred? Cong Man enters the ring and raises his arms in the air.
“His tag team partner, from Brazzaville, The People's Republic of Congo…THE CONG MAN!”
RAWISANDY’S MUSIC HITS. RawIsAndy comes running out from the back. He flies to the ring, and circles it, pacing from side to side. He’s staring out Cong Man.
“And, their opponent, first…RAWISANDY!”
“WHO’S THAT JUMPIN’ OUT THE SKY…” Rey Mysterio jumps out of the stage to a massive ovation. Here comes the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. He, much like RawIsAndy, is not in Cong Man’s good books right now. This whole saga began when Rey Mysterio defeated Cong Man last week in the Battle Royal to become number one contender. RIA helped Mysterio to the victory, costing Cong Man the match. This angered Cong Man. He and Stone Edge, who had their own heated rivalry, both want to get their hands on their opponents tonight. Maybe they can get a head start before Sunday. Anyway, drifting away there. Mysterio makes his way down arena entrance. He gives his partner a pat on the back, before both guys slide into the ring.
DING DING. The match is officially underway. Stone Edge goes straight for Mysterio, whilst Cong Man goes for RIA. Stone Edge delivers some stiff rights, before knocking Mysterio down with a left. He goes over to RIA. Cong Man and Stone Edge whip him into the corner post. Cong Man grabs hold of SE’s arm, and tosses him into RIA. Rey has been ordered out of the ring, as has Cong Man. Stone Edge has RIA in the corner. He sticks his leg up straight and high, and begins choking RIA.
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BREAK!
Stone Edge innocently says “What?” to the referee, before choking RIA again. The ref finally gets in between the two, and orders Stone Edge back to his corner. Andy manages to groggily walk around the ring. The two wrestlers lock up again, this time with RIA getting the advantage. Headlock on Stone Edge. SE tries to break the hold, in which he succeeds. Kick to the mid-section by RIA. He locks the headlock in again. This time it’s tightly secured. He manages to pull SE down to the ground. SE will NOT tap; he wants to win this match. Losing it so early would surely ruin his chances for this Sunday. Cong Man is furiously shouting at Stone Edge. He wants him to get up and make the tag. That is impossible, as RIA has that hold locked into place. Cong Man enters the ring. He stomps on RawIsAndy. RIA WON’T LET GO! STONE EDGE HAS GONE A PALE RED. Cong Man can’t believe RIA’s power. Cong Man drops a knee on RIA, and this time, he lets go. Mysterio enters the ring to even the odds. Kick to the head by Mysterio on Cong Man. He climbs the top rope, taking Cong Man’s head with him. HURRICANRANA. WHAT A HURRICANRANA BY MYSTERIO. RawIsAndy lifts Stone Edge up. He shoves him into the ropes, ducks on the returns and hits the Roshambo Combo. The fans love that, as RawIsAndy hits his modified low blow. RIA runs against the ropes, jumping over Cong Man and Mysterio in the process, and hits the Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Stone Edge falls into the corner. RIA takes a step or two back, before running at the champ. SPEAR…NO! WHAM! RIA JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER POST! THE CHAMP MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME.
All four men are down. Mysterio and Cong Man are both slowly getting to their feet. Whoever gets up first will have the upper hand, surely. Mysterio is just about up. He attempts to punch Cong Man in the head, but Cong blocks it, and hits a right of his own. Mysterio is down, and Cong Man is the only man standing tall in that ring right now. He goes over to RawIsAndy and drags him up. DDT by Cong Man. He walks over to the feet of RawIsAndy. BANANA SPLIT! HE JUST LAYED INTO THE GROIN OF RIA. RIA is rolling around in pain. Stone Edge is pulling himself up. Mysterio is still looking into stars. Stone Edge walks over to a fallen Mysterio. He stands over him, and shows his biceps to the young Rey. Cong Man looks at Stone Edge; a smirk appears across his face. He stands over RIA, and does the same as Stone Edge. SE stares at Cong Man, before posing, this time in a different position. The crowd are really getting involved now, booing these two guys. Cong Man’s grin turns into a stare of anger, as he also poses in a different position.
Cong Man walks up to Stone Edge. The two go nose to nose. Could this be the restart of an old rivalry? RawIsAndy gets up. He shoves Cong Man into SE. Stone Edge has gone flying over the top rope. Cong turns around. JIMJAMAHA BY RAWISANDY! RIA GOES FOR THE COVER ON CONG MAN. MYSTERIO IS TAKING A BREATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.
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3… NO! Stone Edge pulled the referee out of the ring. This match is still going. The referee is outside the ring, giving Stone Edge a lecture. Rey runs off and leaps. WHAT A CROSSBODY! Mysterio just took out Stone Edge AND the referee.
Cong Man is leaning against the middle ropes, as Mysterio crawls back into the ring. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS…
6 1 9! REY HITS THE 619 ON CONG MAN! IT MUST BE OVER.
Rey covers Cong Man.
The crowd chant, as there’s no referee.
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This match should be over. A referee comes sprinting down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope.
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3…KICKOUT! WHERE THE HECK DID CONG MAN MANAGE TO FIND THE ENERGY TO KICK OUT?
The crowd are letting their feelings be heard, with chants of “Congie Sucks” echoing around the arena. Rey goes to the outside.
WEST COAST POP…WHAM! STONE EDGE JUST CRACKED A STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO. THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT, DAMNIT.
Stone Edge leaps into the ring, behind RawIsAndy, and pounces. POWERSTONE! WHAT A POWERSTONE BY STONE EDGE. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…BUT ONLY TO TAUNT THE CROWD! He climbs down, and covers RawIsAndy.
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Rey clambers into the ring, in an attempt to break up the pin.
3…! THIS MATCH IS OVER! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Cong Man and Stone Edge both stare each other down in the ring. After a lot of nose-to-nose, Cong Man steps back, and slowly holds out his hand.
Will he shake?
Stone Edge turns around and goes to leave. He stops, and turns back towards Cong Man, and shaking his hand. They wish each other good luck this Sunday.
We’re going to a commercial break. Don’t change the channel…as you may miss something.
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Well done JAE, well done Cong Man, unlucky Starlight, sorry you couldn’t win tonight, maybe this Sunday, eh? Limp Bizkit will be at No Holds Barred. They’re gunna play Stone Edge out to the ring. Fred may also do a promo, who knows? Thanks for reading.
DW