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LITTLE BILLY’S VIEWS ON...GETTING OLDER
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat, thus giving you heart problems."
Little BILLY replied: "Really, well my grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "But he did mind his own god damn business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, the first one will die and the rest will all fly away because of the gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
I got this from A X-Box forum, it made me chuckle.
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat, thus giving you heart problems."
Little BILLY replied: "Really, well my grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "But he did mind his own god damn business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, the first one will die and the rest will all fly away because of the gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
I got this from A X-Box forum, it made me chuckle.
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LITTLE BILLY’S VIEWS ON...GETTING OLDER
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat, thus giving you heart problems."
Little BILLY replied: "Really, well my grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "But he did mind his own god damn business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, the first one will die and the rest will all fly away because of the gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
I got this from A X-Box forum, it made me chuckle.
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat, thus giving you heart problems."
Little BILLY replied: "Really, well my grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "But he did mind his own god damn business!!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, the first one will die and the rest will all fly away because of the gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
I got this from A X-Box forum, it made me chuckle.