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Contrary to popular belief, zombies DO exist, and they have their own culture, identity and fashions.
For instance: in zombie circles it is deemed 'cool' and downright essential to be seen wearing a pair of blue jeans. Yet like all clothing fashions, it's not 'what' you wear, it's 'how' you wear it, and this is certainly true of zombie fashion.
The blue jeans must be 'half-mast' - i.e. ill-fitting, and revealing at least part of the carves. No self-respecting zombie would be seen dead with their blue jeans any other way. And seeing that most zombies secure their jeans after ravaging teenage sweethearts making-out in the backseats of cars parked in dark country lanes, their jeans usually end up being suitably tight-fitting and 'half-mast' without any tampering required.
Another 'cool' zombie trend is the 'hole-in-the-torso' look. This should ideally be large enough for an adult arm to be placed right through so the hand appears out the other side.
I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes, and a large hole in the torso [usually caused by a shotgun shell fired by a terrified redneck] is a very prestigious look in zombie culture.
Of course fashion and style are adhered to for one reason and one reason only: SEX, and believe it or not, zombies do fornicate with each other - although it's not uncommon for a male to leave much more than just his undead seed inside his female partner on withdrawal. And oral sex poses a further curious problem for these flesh-hungry weirdos. The phrase "eating her out" has never been more shockingly appropriate!
So remember, the next time you find yourself exploring an overgrown graveyard or strolling along a foggy isolated road and you stumble upon a mangy zombie, don't call him rotten [even though he is]; instead compliment him on his stylish half-mast blue jeans and his impressive fleshy holes, and he'll probably thank you with a friendly groan and pass you by without attempting to gorge on your sweet tender neck.
For instance: in zombie circles it is deemed 'cool' and downright essential to be seen wearing a pair of blue jeans. Yet like all clothing fashions, it's not 'what' you wear, it's 'how' you wear it, and this is certainly true of zombie fashion.
The blue jeans must be 'half-mast' - i.e. ill-fitting, and revealing at least part of the carves. No self-respecting zombie would be seen dead with their blue jeans any other way. And seeing that most zombies secure their jeans after ravaging teenage sweethearts making-out in the backseats of cars parked in dark country lanes, their jeans usually end up being suitably tight-fitting and 'half-mast' without any tampering required.
Another 'cool' zombie trend is the 'hole-in-the-torso' look. This should ideally be large enough for an adult arm to be placed right through so the hand appears out the other side.
I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes, and a large hole in the torso [usually caused by a shotgun shell fired by a terrified redneck] is a very prestigious look in zombie culture.
Of course fashion and style are adhered to for one reason and one reason only: SEX, and believe it or not, zombies do fornicate with each other - although it's not uncommon for a male to leave much more than just his undead seed inside his female partner on withdrawal. And oral sex poses a further curious problem for these flesh-hungry weirdos. The phrase "eating her out" has never been more shockingly appropriate!
So remember, the next time you find yourself exploring an overgrown graveyard or strolling along a foggy isolated road and you stumble upon a mangy zombie, don't call him rotten [even though he is]; instead compliment him on his stylish half-mast blue jeans and his impressive fleshy holes, and he'll probably thank you with a friendly groan and pass you by without attempting to gorge on your sweet tender neck.
Though I'm sure that most of the zombies in RE have brown trousers, I enjoyed this. :o)
Black Glove wrote:
> I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when
> they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes,
Hee hee :-)
> I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when
> they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes,
Hee hee :-)
I promise to bear your tips in mind.
Scrubs eyes with disinfectant
:^)
:^)
Contrary to popular belief, zombies DO exist, and they have their own culture, identity and fashions.
For instance: in zombie circles it is deemed 'cool' and downright essential to be seen wearing a pair of blue jeans. Yet like all clothing fashions, it's not 'what' you wear, it's 'how' you wear it, and this is certainly true of zombie fashion.
The blue jeans must be 'half-mast' - i.e. ill-fitting, and revealing at least part of the carves. No self-respecting zombie would be seen dead with their blue jeans any other way. And seeing that most zombies secure their jeans after ravaging teenage sweethearts making-out in the backseats of cars parked in dark country lanes, their jeans usually end up being suitably tight-fitting and 'half-mast' without any tampering required.
Another 'cool' zombie trend is the 'hole-in-the-torso' look. This should ideally be large enough for an adult arm to be placed right through so the hand appears out the other side.
I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes, and a large hole in the torso [usually caused by a shotgun shell fired by a terrified redneck] is a very prestigious look in zombie culture.
Of course fashion and style are adhered to for one reason and one reason only: SEX, and believe it or not, zombies do fornicate with each other - although it's not uncommon for a male to leave much more than just his undead seed inside his female partner on withdrawal. And oral sex poses a further curious problem for these flesh-hungry weirdos. The phrase "eating her out" has never been more shockingly appropriate!
So remember, the next time you find yourself exploring an overgrown graveyard or strolling along a foggy isolated road and you stumble upon a mangy zombie, don't call him rotten [even though he is]; instead compliment him on his stylish half-mast blue jeans and his impressive fleshy holes, and he'll probably thank you with a friendly groan and pass you by without attempting to gorge on your sweet tender neck.
For instance: in zombie circles it is deemed 'cool' and downright essential to be seen wearing a pair of blue jeans. Yet like all clothing fashions, it's not 'what' you wear, it's 'how' you wear it, and this is certainly true of zombie fashion.
The blue jeans must be 'half-mast' - i.e. ill-fitting, and revealing at least part of the carves. No self-respecting zombie would be seen dead with their blue jeans any other way. And seeing that most zombies secure their jeans after ravaging teenage sweethearts making-out in the backseats of cars parked in dark country lanes, their jeans usually end up being suitably tight-fitting and 'half-mast' without any tampering required.
Another 'cool' zombie trend is the 'hole-in-the-torso' look. This should ideally be large enough for an adult arm to be placed right through so the hand appears out the other side.
I don't know if you know this but the first thing zombies do when they meet each other is check out and admire each other's holes, and a large hole in the torso [usually caused by a shotgun shell fired by a terrified redneck] is a very prestigious look in zombie culture.
Of course fashion and style are adhered to for one reason and one reason only: SEX, and believe it or not, zombies do fornicate with each other - although it's not uncommon for a male to leave much more than just his undead seed inside his female partner on withdrawal. And oral sex poses a further curious problem for these flesh-hungry weirdos. The phrase "eating her out" has never been more shockingly appropriate!
So remember, the next time you find yourself exploring an overgrown graveyard or strolling along a foggy isolated road and you stumble upon a mangy zombie, don't call him rotten [even though he is]; instead compliment him on his stylish half-mast blue jeans and his impressive fleshy holes, and he'll probably thank you with a friendly groan and pass you by without attempting to gorge on your sweet tender neck.