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I can't feel my mouth, my face, or the left side of my head. The darn dentist stuck a massive great needle in my gums to anaesthetise me before sticking an even bigger needle into my gums. Then he stuck a drill in my mouth, spraying my face with bits of tooth and a monsoon of my own saliva. Afterwards, I had to book my next appointment with a really sexy nurse, who had to ask me to repeat everything i attempted to say, and also had to point out that I was dribbling.
I have no dignity, and I have no tooth in the back left corner of my mouth.
But, on the plus side, I won't be able to feel pain on one side of my head for another hour or so. I'm going to take full advantage by getting an intricate tatoo engraved on my left cheek (I thought a picture of my right cheek might look quite good).
Mueeeeugh
...there's drool on my keyboard now.... and I'm beginning to get pins and needles in my tongue... Yowzer! that really is a peculiar sensation.
HAd it a while ago (about a year) I think I still haven't gone for my last appointment. I'll go when it hurts.
> Root canal?
T'is indeed a bit of root canal action. I'm well impressed by your deduction...
I got charged £20 for a dentist to tell me that, and you diagnosed me over an internet message board. Perhaps you've missed your calling in life... HalloHowArtThou the online amateur dentist.
T'is a b!tch
> Go for the spider's web full facial tattoo, it's a keeper.
Absolutely... and then the chunk of chain-smoker's phlegm dangling off the spittle in the corner of my mouth will look like an incy-wincy spider hanging on its thread...
FAO Rosalind: Perhaps I could send you a massive big poster of my customised spider face for you and your gals to swoon over.
The ladies will think you're dangerous and the blokes will buy you beer
I can't feel my mouth, my face, or the left side of my head. The darn dentist stuck a massive great needle in my gums to anaesthetise me before sticking an even bigger needle into my gums. Then he stuck a drill in my mouth, spraying my face with bits of tooth and a monsoon of my own saliva. Afterwards, I had to book my next appointment with a really sexy nurse, who had to ask me to repeat everything i attempted to say, and also had to point out that I was dribbling.
I have no dignity, and I have no tooth in the back left corner of my mouth.
But, on the plus side, I won't be able to feel pain on one side of my head for another hour or so. I'm going to take full advantage by getting an intricate tatoo engraved on my left cheek (I thought a picture of my right cheek might look quite good).
Mueeeeugh
...there's drool on my keyboard now.... and I'm beginning to get pins and needles in my tongue... Yowzer! that really is a peculiar sensation.