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Patient: Doctor Doctor I've started to slurrrrrrr my speech and mssing vital letterz of the alphbt. Wots wrng with meee???
Doctor: mmmmm strange, these symptoms are quite familiar and I may have an answer.
Patient: Thnkz godd doc i waz gett worid.
Doctor: Its ok son, now open your mouth and say argghhh...
Patient: rgggggghhhhhhh...
Doctor: Thank you thank you... Close your mouth now son. mmmmm... Interesting
Patient: Wot... Wot?
Doctor: *writes a note in book and views back cases of similar symptoms*
Doctor: Yes, I might have an answer for you...
Patient: Anythng doc i jus neeed to got bac on gameadayaday an spam more spam 2 winn a game
Doctor: I thought so. Now, follow these guidelines printed on the bottle and take them every two hours and between meals. This should sort out your problem.
Patient: Tankz doc fort I mit b stuc lik tis 4 evr. An it gett worsssee
Doctor: Its ok, just follow what it says and you'll be right as rain in no time.
*Patient leaves and reads guidelines on bottle on way out*
"noobitus - a stage in life, much like puberty, when a new member of gameaday gets so excited at the possiblity of winning a free game.
Symptoms include, slurred speech, SMS text talk, overuse of the word LOL, diarrhea, vomiting, picking PS2 over X-box because Bill Gates shouldn't rule everything and abusive language towards fellow members.
Medication - Posting 300 or more posts totalling 10,000 or more words.
Dosage - 15 posts every day for 21 days.
**WARNING - Although this dosage has worked in most circumstances, some patients may suffer from side effects such as - abusive language, no respect for fellow members, blatant attempts at GAD, diarrhea, vomiting, and in extreme cases, banning (aka.death by sharp implement) - WARNING**
If dosage is followed accordingly, patient should return to full health and purple colour, earn respect if respect is given and correct use of the English language."
*As patient turns and looks at doctor, another patient enters with the same symptoms*
Patient: Doctor doctor...
Cheers for reading
Why?
Doctor: mmmmm strange, these symptoms are quite familiar and I may have an answer.
Patient: Thnkz godd doc i waz gett worid.
Doctor: Its ok son, now open your mouth and say argghhh...
Patient: rgggggghhhhhhh...
Doctor: Thank you thank you... Close your mouth now son. mmmmm... Interesting
Patient: Wot... Wot?
Doctor: *writes a note in book and views back cases of similar symptoms*
Doctor: Yes, I might have an answer for you...
Patient: Anythng doc i jus neeed to got bac on gameadayaday an spam more spam 2 winn a game
Doctor: I thought so. Now, follow these guidelines printed on the bottle and take them every two hours and between meals. This should sort out your problem.
Patient: Tankz doc fort I mit b stuc lik tis 4 evr. An it gett worsssee
Doctor: Its ok, just follow what it says and you'll be right as rain in no time.
*Patient leaves and reads guidelines on bottle on way out*
"noobitus - a stage in life, much like puberty, when a new member of gameaday gets so excited at the possiblity of winning a free game.
Symptoms include, slurred speech, SMS text talk, overuse of the word LOL, diarrhea, vomiting, picking PS2 over X-box because Bill Gates shouldn't rule everything and abusive language towards fellow members.
Medication - Posting 300 or more posts totalling 10,000 or more words.
Dosage - 15 posts every day for 21 days.
**WARNING - Although this dosage has worked in most circumstances, some patients may suffer from side effects such as - abusive language, no respect for fellow members, blatant attempts at GAD, diarrhea, vomiting, and in extreme cases, banning (aka.death by sharp implement) - WARNING**
If dosage is followed accordingly, patient should return to full health and purple colour, earn respect if respect is given and correct use of the English language."
*As patient turns and looks at doctor, another patient enters with the same symptoms*
Patient: Doctor doctor...
Cheers for reading
Why?
Meh, i liked it...
Good stuff, why?
hehe do a dentist so he can remove their teeth
Heh, good stuff.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I've started to slurrrrrrr my speech and mssing vital letterz of the alphbt. Wots wrng with meee???
Doctor: mmmmm strange, these symptoms are quite familiar and I may have an answer.
Patient: Thnkz godd doc i waz gett worid.
Doctor: Its ok son, now open your mouth and say argghhh...
Patient: rgggggghhhhhhh...
Doctor: Thank you thank you... Close your mouth now son. mmmmm... Interesting
Patient: Wot... Wot?
Doctor: *writes a note in book and views back cases of similar symptoms*
Doctor: Yes, I might have an answer for you...
Patient: Anythng doc i jus neeed to got bac on gameadayaday an spam more spam 2 winn a game
Doctor: I thought so. Now, follow these guidelines printed on the bottle and take them every two hours and between meals. This should sort out your problem.
Patient: Tankz doc fort I mit b stuc lik tis 4 evr. An it gett worsssee
Doctor: Its ok, just follow what it says and you'll be right as rain in no time.
*Patient leaves and reads guidelines on bottle on way out*
"noobitus - a stage in life, much like puberty, when a new member of gameaday gets so excited at the possiblity of winning a free game.
Symptoms include, slurred speech, SMS text talk, overuse of the word LOL, diarrhea, vomiting, picking PS2 over X-box because Bill Gates shouldn't rule everything and abusive language towards fellow members.
Medication - Posting 300 or more posts totalling 10,000 or more words.
Dosage - 15 posts every day for 21 days.
**WARNING - Although this dosage has worked in most circumstances, some patients may suffer from side effects such as - abusive language, no respect for fellow members, blatant attempts at GAD, diarrhea, vomiting, and in extreme cases, banning (aka.death by sharp implement) - WARNING**
If dosage is followed accordingly, patient should return to full health and purple colour, earn respect if respect is given and correct use of the English language."
*As patient turns and looks at doctor, another patient enters with the same symptoms*
Patient: Doctor doctor...
Cheers for reading
Why?
Doctor: mmmmm strange, these symptoms are quite familiar and I may have an answer.
Patient: Thnkz godd doc i waz gett worid.
Doctor: Its ok son, now open your mouth and say argghhh...
Patient: rgggggghhhhhhh...
Doctor: Thank you thank you... Close your mouth now son. mmmmm... Interesting
Patient: Wot... Wot?
Doctor: *writes a note in book and views back cases of similar symptoms*
Doctor: Yes, I might have an answer for you...
Patient: Anythng doc i jus neeed to got bac on gameadayaday an spam more spam 2 winn a game
Doctor: I thought so. Now, follow these guidelines printed on the bottle and take them every two hours and between meals. This should sort out your problem.
Patient: Tankz doc fort I mit b stuc lik tis 4 evr. An it gett worsssee
Doctor: Its ok, just follow what it says and you'll be right as rain in no time.
*Patient leaves and reads guidelines on bottle on way out*
"noobitus - a stage in life, much like puberty, when a new member of gameaday gets so excited at the possiblity of winning a free game.
Symptoms include, slurred speech, SMS text talk, overuse of the word LOL, diarrhea, vomiting, picking PS2 over X-box because Bill Gates shouldn't rule everything and abusive language towards fellow members.
Medication - Posting 300 or more posts totalling 10,000 or more words.
Dosage - 15 posts every day for 21 days.
**WARNING - Although this dosage has worked in most circumstances, some patients may suffer from side effects such as - abusive language, no respect for fellow members, blatant attempts at GAD, diarrhea, vomiting, and in extreme cases, banning (aka.death by sharp implement) - WARNING**
If dosage is followed accordingly, patient should return to full health and purple colour, earn respect if respect is given and correct use of the English language."
*As patient turns and looks at doctor, another patient enters with the same symptoms*
Patient: Doctor doctor...
Cheers for reading
Why?