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"Last night was, perhaps, THE funniest night of my life."

Good company, good pub and Steve Guttenberg's boner.

I can't say that I've laughed that hard for so long. My sides ached afterwards. Topics of conversation were obscure at best and we were all a bit tipsy, so it didn't matter. The most memorable thing was The Gute's boner, though. If you've ever seen The Boyfriend School, note the scene after he sleeps with that woman and clearly has morning wood as he puts on his trousers. That took up maybe too much of the conversation last night, but it was funny watching Snuggly trying to explain to the girl behind the bar why we were talking about it.

El Blokey wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I vaguely remember
> something about my mate Jason mentioning that line of hair that goes
> from your belly button to your pubes.
>
> The 'pleasure trail', I believe it's called.


How you know that is something you should keep to yourself. You probably made it up anyway :)

monkey_man wrote:
> I vaguely remember
> something about my mate Jason mentioning that line of hair that goes
> from your belly button to your pubes.

The 'pleasure trail', I believe it's called.

My mates and I all walked into a pub where one of my mates worked, all in black with leather jackets, and spent the night trying to convince one of the barmaids we were in the mob. Would've worked too, if we hadn't ordered lemon and limes...

This isn't something anyone should really have noticed.
It's like the semi game.

Close to the beginning of Swordfish, in that trailer/caravan thing, when the guy's at the sink he has a boner too.

Last night I spent the entire evening trying to convinve a barmaid that Jiminy Cricket was gay.

Don't ask...

I wish that I had a life....

Wonderful

The sagacious one wrote:
> Lady *sighs* "How's your shorthand?"

lol

monkey_man wrote:
> We actually figured out how Beadle shrunk his hand.

Man, I've got a sketch in my brain involving someone going into a temping agency and overhearing an interview:

Lady "So how fast can you type?"

Man "Type what?"

Lady "In general terms"

Man "Three seconds..... if I use both fingers"

Lady "No I mean typing speed"

Man "Yeah, both fingers"

Lady "Ok....., how are your IT skills, can you use Office?"

Man "There's no need to patronise me I can figure out how to work in an office, no problem"

Lady *sighs* "How's your shorthand?"

Man *angry* "Lady I've never been so insulted in all my life, I find your line of questioning disdainful and illogical, how dare you ask something so personal.

*The man gets up and storms out as the lady shouts (almost repentently):

"Mr Beadle, Mr Beadle I was only asking.."

FADE TO BLACK

Well it was hard work and the punchline is questionable, as he's a nice bloke as it happens and says it was some form of growth defect he had when he was an infant...