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This afternoon, for no apparent reason except for having no working speakers, I was listening to the radio. On a hi-fi. So my music is being wasted on the PC.....ah well. I heard the new Good Charlotte single. Pap yes, but slightly different. Reminded me of some cheesy 80s song, which I can't remember the name of.
Got me thinking.......
Good Charlotte - 80s Kings
To try and differ themselves from other rubbishy bands, like Sum 41 and all their ilk, they should (they really shouldn't, but it would mix up the music 'scene' a bit) produce cheesy 80s style rock. Maybe some echoing drums, twangy guitar solos, and some good old Whitesnake style hair. Boys and Girls is suitably 'Vice City' style enough already, so why not continue the style and concentrate on some more 'classic' music.....?
Jennifer Lopez - J-Lo = Rich
Maybe she should sing by herself for once. Without throaty rapper blokeys who do it just to touch her in the vids. And actualy have a song about how she blows money on limos to take her and her mates 100 yards to hotels from celeb 'dahlink' gatherings. Maybe even, gasp!, a song about how she isn't Jenny from the block anymore, shes Jenny from the Stockbroker Block. Sort of. Still, a bit of reality might be nice.......
Rik Waller - Goth King
To actualy launch himself, he should turn himself into a goth style freak. Then, he could lose weight by jumping around the stage, crying out against the evil god who made him big and a loser at Pop Idol, and also, he really would be scary. Not like weedy, thin Marilyn Manson, and his ker-razy eyes. Just imagine Rik Waller, all in black, white face, hair spiked up, dark eyes. Then jumping about the stage, screaming along to goth rock. He could be the bogey man mothers use to frighten kids into sleep.........he might eat them......
Avril Lavigne - Punker (for real, man)
Sign her up to Epitaph or Nitro records, and turn her into a punk goddess. Complete with 'I don't give a **** attitude' and 'Whats wrong with music these days?'(a la the excellent Close Minded by Vision, eh Sibs?) she might actualy get some credibilty. I think a good dose of fast punk could do wonders for her young 12 yr old girl fanbase. Or not. She could have battles with Kelly Osbourne, for the title of 'Rock goddess'. Hopefully not.....
Expect the punker dolls soon in WH Smiths.....
Daniel Bedingfield - Continuation of his current trend..
Bedroom king, DB (as he shall now be known by me) has already encapsulated three genres with his three main singles. That annoying 'Gotta Get Thru This' was some sort of dancey/pop. Then he released some poppy love song. Now hes done the rock/pop (emphasis on Pop) with that mind-reading song, or whatnot. Complete with Foos style quiet voice over guitar building up. Grrrr..... Therefore, he should venture into several more categories, such as trance/pop, goth/pop, classical/pop (I bet thats coming) and maybe even Folk/Pop. A Waterboys cover would be funny......... 'You saw the whole of the moon...ooo yeah......yeah yeah yeah....kick in that violin!'
So Solid Crew - Classical
Form an orchestra. Why not? Theres enough of them. Of course, they'd have to keep their credibility and add in some beats and some 'street' references. A bit of viola, violin, oboe, trumpet and double bass could nicely accompany the 'phat beats layed down' over them.
Er yes......
Anyhoo. Thanks for reading.....
:)
Got me thinking.......
Good Charlotte - 80s Kings
To try and differ themselves from other rubbishy bands, like Sum 41 and all their ilk, they should (they really shouldn't, but it would mix up the music 'scene' a bit) produce cheesy 80s style rock. Maybe some echoing drums, twangy guitar solos, and some good old Whitesnake style hair. Boys and Girls is suitably 'Vice City' style enough already, so why not continue the style and concentrate on some more 'classic' music.....?
Jennifer Lopez - J-Lo = Rich
Maybe she should sing by herself for once. Without throaty rapper blokeys who do it just to touch her in the vids. And actualy have a song about how she blows money on limos to take her and her mates 100 yards to hotels from celeb 'dahlink' gatherings. Maybe even, gasp!, a song about how she isn't Jenny from the block anymore, shes Jenny from the Stockbroker Block. Sort of. Still, a bit of reality might be nice.......
Rik Waller - Goth King
To actualy launch himself, he should turn himself into a goth style freak. Then, he could lose weight by jumping around the stage, crying out against the evil god who made him big and a loser at Pop Idol, and also, he really would be scary. Not like weedy, thin Marilyn Manson, and his ker-razy eyes. Just imagine Rik Waller, all in black, white face, hair spiked up, dark eyes. Then jumping about the stage, screaming along to goth rock. He could be the bogey man mothers use to frighten kids into sleep.........he might eat them......
Avril Lavigne - Punker (for real, man)
Sign her up to Epitaph or Nitro records, and turn her into a punk goddess. Complete with 'I don't give a **** attitude' and 'Whats wrong with music these days?'(a la the excellent Close Minded by Vision, eh Sibs?) she might actualy get some credibilty. I think a good dose of fast punk could do wonders for her young 12 yr old girl fanbase. Or not. She could have battles with Kelly Osbourne, for the title of 'Rock goddess'. Hopefully not.....
Expect the punker dolls soon in WH Smiths.....
Daniel Bedingfield - Continuation of his current trend..
Bedroom king, DB (as he shall now be known by me) has already encapsulated three genres with his three main singles. That annoying 'Gotta Get Thru This' was some sort of dancey/pop. Then he released some poppy love song. Now hes done the rock/pop (emphasis on Pop) with that mind-reading song, or whatnot. Complete with Foos style quiet voice over guitar building up. Grrrr..... Therefore, he should venture into several more categories, such as trance/pop, goth/pop, classical/pop (I bet thats coming) and maybe even Folk/Pop. A Waterboys cover would be funny......... 'You saw the whole of the moon...ooo yeah......yeah yeah yeah....kick in that violin!'
So Solid Crew - Classical
Form an orchestra. Why not? Theres enough of them. Of course, they'd have to keep their credibility and add in some beats and some 'street' references. A bit of viola, violin, oboe, trumpet and double bass could nicely accompany the 'phat beats layed down' over them.
Er yes......
Anyhoo. Thanks for reading.....
:)
Like the Rik Waller idea
:-D
:-D
'Cos its so radical, like, man'
:D
:D
*Shudders at thought of Avril Lavigne soiling the good(ish) reputation of Epitaph...*
Maybe she could go even more 'hardcore' and sign to Dischord... Or form her own label "cos the majors are just too damn scared to release my ****"
Maybe she could go even more 'hardcore' and sign to Dischord... Or form her own label "cos the majors are just too damn scared to release my ****"
This afternoon, for no apparent reason except for having no working speakers, I was listening to the radio. On a hi-fi. So my music is being wasted on the PC.....ah well. I heard the new Good Charlotte single. Pap yes, but slightly different. Reminded me of some cheesy 80s song, which I can't remember the name of.
Got me thinking.......
Good Charlotte - 80s Kings
To try and differ themselves from other rubbishy bands, like Sum 41 and all their ilk, they should (they really shouldn't, but it would mix up the music 'scene' a bit) produce cheesy 80s style rock. Maybe some echoing drums, twangy guitar solos, and some good old Whitesnake style hair. Boys and Girls is suitably 'Vice City' style enough already, so why not continue the style and concentrate on some more 'classic' music.....?
Jennifer Lopez - J-Lo = Rich
Maybe she should sing by herself for once. Without throaty rapper blokeys who do it just to touch her in the vids. And actualy have a song about how she blows money on limos to take her and her mates 100 yards to hotels from celeb 'dahlink' gatherings. Maybe even, gasp!, a song about how she isn't Jenny from the block anymore, shes Jenny from the Stockbroker Block. Sort of. Still, a bit of reality might be nice.......
Rik Waller - Goth King
To actualy launch himself, he should turn himself into a goth style freak. Then, he could lose weight by jumping around the stage, crying out against the evil god who made him big and a loser at Pop Idol, and also, he really would be scary. Not like weedy, thin Marilyn Manson, and his ker-razy eyes. Just imagine Rik Waller, all in black, white face, hair spiked up, dark eyes. Then jumping about the stage, screaming along to goth rock. He could be the bogey man mothers use to frighten kids into sleep.........he might eat them......
Avril Lavigne - Punker (for real, man)
Sign her up to Epitaph or Nitro records, and turn her into a punk goddess. Complete with 'I don't give a **** attitude' and 'Whats wrong with music these days?'(a la the excellent Close Minded by Vision, eh Sibs?) she might actualy get some credibilty. I think a good dose of fast punk could do wonders for her young 12 yr old girl fanbase. Or not. She could have battles with Kelly Osbourne, for the title of 'Rock goddess'. Hopefully not.....
Expect the punker dolls soon in WH Smiths.....
Daniel Bedingfield - Continuation of his current trend..
Bedroom king, DB (as he shall now be known by me) has already encapsulated three genres with his three main singles. That annoying 'Gotta Get Thru This' was some sort of dancey/pop. Then he released some poppy love song. Now hes done the rock/pop (emphasis on Pop) with that mind-reading song, or whatnot. Complete with Foos style quiet voice over guitar building up. Grrrr..... Therefore, he should venture into several more categories, such as trance/pop, goth/pop, classical/pop (I bet thats coming) and maybe even Folk/Pop. A Waterboys cover would be funny......... 'You saw the whole of the moon...ooo yeah......yeah yeah yeah....kick in that violin!'
So Solid Crew - Classical
Form an orchestra. Why not? Theres enough of them. Of course, they'd have to keep their credibility and add in some beats and some 'street' references. A bit of viola, violin, oboe, trumpet and double bass could nicely accompany the 'phat beats layed down' over them.
Er yes......
Anyhoo. Thanks for reading.....
:)
Got me thinking.......
Good Charlotte - 80s Kings
To try and differ themselves from other rubbishy bands, like Sum 41 and all their ilk, they should (they really shouldn't, but it would mix up the music 'scene' a bit) produce cheesy 80s style rock. Maybe some echoing drums, twangy guitar solos, and some good old Whitesnake style hair. Boys and Girls is suitably 'Vice City' style enough already, so why not continue the style and concentrate on some more 'classic' music.....?
Jennifer Lopez - J-Lo = Rich
Maybe she should sing by herself for once. Without throaty rapper blokeys who do it just to touch her in the vids. And actualy have a song about how she blows money on limos to take her and her mates 100 yards to hotels from celeb 'dahlink' gatherings. Maybe even, gasp!, a song about how she isn't Jenny from the block anymore, shes Jenny from the Stockbroker Block. Sort of. Still, a bit of reality might be nice.......
Rik Waller - Goth King
To actualy launch himself, he should turn himself into a goth style freak. Then, he could lose weight by jumping around the stage, crying out against the evil god who made him big and a loser at Pop Idol, and also, he really would be scary. Not like weedy, thin Marilyn Manson, and his ker-razy eyes. Just imagine Rik Waller, all in black, white face, hair spiked up, dark eyes. Then jumping about the stage, screaming along to goth rock. He could be the bogey man mothers use to frighten kids into sleep.........he might eat them......
Avril Lavigne - Punker (for real, man)
Sign her up to Epitaph or Nitro records, and turn her into a punk goddess. Complete with 'I don't give a **** attitude' and 'Whats wrong with music these days?'(a la the excellent Close Minded by Vision, eh Sibs?) she might actualy get some credibilty. I think a good dose of fast punk could do wonders for her young 12 yr old girl fanbase. Or not. She could have battles with Kelly Osbourne, for the title of 'Rock goddess'. Hopefully not.....
Expect the punker dolls soon in WH Smiths.....
Daniel Bedingfield - Continuation of his current trend..
Bedroom king, DB (as he shall now be known by me) has already encapsulated three genres with his three main singles. That annoying 'Gotta Get Thru This' was some sort of dancey/pop. Then he released some poppy love song. Now hes done the rock/pop (emphasis on Pop) with that mind-reading song, or whatnot. Complete with Foos style quiet voice over guitar building up. Grrrr..... Therefore, he should venture into several more categories, such as trance/pop, goth/pop, classical/pop (I bet thats coming) and maybe even Folk/Pop. A Waterboys cover would be funny......... 'You saw the whole of the moon...ooo yeah......yeah yeah yeah....kick in that violin!'
So Solid Crew - Classical
Form an orchestra. Why not? Theres enough of them. Of course, they'd have to keep their credibility and add in some beats and some 'street' references. A bit of viola, violin, oboe, trumpet and double bass could nicely accompany the 'phat beats layed down' over them.
Er yes......
Anyhoo. Thanks for reading.....
:)