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"Playboy of the Western World. (Abridged)"

Strange Man: Hello, I'm new here.
Girl: Oh, there is an air of mystery about you. I like it.
Strange Man: There's no mystery about me, I killed my father.
Girl: Oh, you're dangerous! May I touch you?

Then some people run, including the stranger, I believe.

Girl: Wow, you are good!
Stranger's father: He's useless, he didn't kill me.

All: Let's drink Guiness and eat potatoes.

9 1/2 Weeks Abridged

Him: I'm a scruffy beggar.
Her: I'm an uptight priss looking for sexual adventure
Him: I need a shower
Her: Take me Mr Scruff
Him: I dont like you and wont phone
Her: You infuriate me
Him: I smell like feet
Her: Feed me your fridge and have your dirty way
Him: Now I like you and need a bath
Her: I feel sated. Go away Stinky
Him: Love is cruel

Strange Man: Hello, I'm new here.
Girl: Oh, there is an air of mystery about you. I like it.
Strange Man: There's no mystery about me, I killed my father.
Girl: Oh, you're dangerous! May I touch you?

Then some people run, including the stranger, I believe.

Girl: Wow, you are good!
Stranger's father: He's useless, he didn't kill me.

All: Let's drink Guiness and eat potatoes.