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"I like this bloke"

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

Making money from the future

'All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft." '

Damn right.

This guy obviously watched Time Cop too much.

(however, if you check out Snopes.com, it tells you this story is fake)

Cool

"In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS."

Tsk, Tsk. This guy obviosuly doesn't seem to mind that giving away such infomation could turn his future Earth into a pile of dust. Don't the have Star Trek in the future?

There once was a time, when like the monkeys, we could fling our faeces at each other with impunity. Nowadays such an act is considered unhygienic and unacceptable.

When was the innocence lost?

I'd travel back to when we all huddled in front of the monolith.
Then I'd wag my finger and "tut tut", pointing out the ensuings years would be rubbish and full of stress.

Imagine if we stayed as apes.
We'd be lounging in trees, eating fruit and mating whenever we felt like it with no regards paid to expensive meals, phone calls, disinterest turning into resentment etc.

I want to be an ape again please.

Imagine what would happen when the first monkey decided to try and walk on two feet: it would teeter on the brink as it crouched, swaying unsteadly before stretching to it's full height ready to take it's first tentative step, then said time traveller appears and kicks it in the nads.

We'd still be on all fours I'm sure, though would the time traveller?

Or he could have bought shares in Microsoft.
Or gone back to the 1500s in China, taken some Giant Pandas, then brought them to the future where he could sell them for billions of moneys ahahaha.

Why didn't he go back further in time and open up a high interest bank account?

Some time travelers have no vision.

Damn, there was me thinking he was from the future...