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Newsflash:
American troops have yet again cocked up (surprise, surprise) and have ended up wiping out the whole of europe and asia, but totally missing Iraq. The American Military command (duh) launched several nuclear missiles in the direction of asia, but over the atlantic the missiles were hit by friendly fire, cause by anti-air platfroms firing at the wrong targets. all missiles were hit and the engine output of the warheads was inevitably reduced, sending the missiles on a steady decline towards the earth. bad luck has it, that the missiles reached all the way over the ocean, only to collide with the BBC offices in england. the direction of the blast, and the horribly tacky missile designs, sent the aftermath in the direction of eastern europe, sending waves of highly damaging sewage clouds (hey, they couldn't afford anything more) across the landscape, finally dissipating after a long pillage over all europe and asia. Ironically, the massive convoys of humanitarian aid sheilded the Iraqi Country from harm, and so the sewage clouds went directly around it, killing the UN workers, not forgetting destroying the multi-million pound apache choppers on the ground near the convoys, reportedly crashed due to inexperienced pilots coming out of cooking and sewing universities, substituting the experienced veteran chopper pilots that should have been flying them, but there wasn't enough to pilot them.
Shortly after the incident, the UN flew over any aid it had left to clean up the "mess", but the entire convoy of vehicles and men were blew away by the onslaught of friendly fire by american tanks. apparently, the tanks were guided by AI computers, but the technology was so crap, that the tank recognised the convoy as sheep.
why did it fire if the convoy was sheep? well, the programming had told the tank AI to think "Hell, lets just blow up these dang sheep and hope they english".
indeed.......
American troops have yet again cocked up (surprise, surprise) and have ended up wiping out the whole of europe and asia, but totally missing Iraq. The American Military command (duh) launched several nuclear missiles in the direction of asia, but over the atlantic the missiles were hit by friendly fire, cause by anti-air platfroms firing at the wrong targets. all missiles were hit and the engine output of the warheads was inevitably reduced, sending the missiles on a steady decline towards the earth. bad luck has it, that the missiles reached all the way over the ocean, only to collide with the BBC offices in england. the direction of the blast, and the horribly tacky missile designs, sent the aftermath in the direction of eastern europe, sending waves of highly damaging sewage clouds (hey, they couldn't afford anything more) across the landscape, finally dissipating after a long pillage over all europe and asia. Ironically, the massive convoys of humanitarian aid sheilded the Iraqi Country from harm, and so the sewage clouds went directly around it, killing the UN workers, not forgetting destroying the multi-million pound apache choppers on the ground near the convoys, reportedly crashed due to inexperienced pilots coming out of cooking and sewing universities, substituting the experienced veteran chopper pilots that should have been flying them, but there wasn't enough to pilot them.
Shortly after the incident, the UN flew over any aid it had left to clean up the "mess", but the entire convoy of vehicles and men were blew away by the onslaught of friendly fire by american tanks. apparently, the tanks were guided by AI computers, but the technology was so crap, that the tank recognised the convoy as sheep.
why did it fire if the convoy was sheep? well, the programming had told the tank AI to think "Hell, lets just blow up these dang sheep and hope they english".
indeed.......
hehe, i just hope my yankee friends in me clan dont see this :D
Lol! Nice - The americans are so dumb sometimes!
Gah!
Newsflash:
American troops have yet again cocked up (surprise, surprise) and have ended up wiping out the whole of europe and asia, but totally missing Iraq. The American Military command (duh) launched several nuclear missiles in the direction of asia, but over the atlantic the missiles were hit by friendly fire, cause by anti-air platfroms firing at the wrong targets. all missiles were hit and the engine output of the warheads was inevitably reduced, sending the missiles on a steady decline towards the earth. bad luck has it, that the missiles reached all the way over the ocean, only to collide with the BBC offices in england. the direction of the blast, and the horribly tacky missile designs, sent the aftermath in the direction of eastern europe, sending waves of highly damaging sewage clouds (hey, they couldn't afford anything more) across the landscape, finally dissipating after a long pillage over all europe and asia. Ironically, the massive convoys of humanitarian aid sheilded the Iraqi Country from harm, and so the sewage clouds went directly around it, killing the UN workers, not forgetting destroying the multi-million pound apache choppers on the ground near the convoys, reportedly crashed due to inexperienced pilots coming out of cooking and sewing universities, substituting the experienced veteran chopper pilots that should have been flying them, but there wasn't enough to pilot them.
Shortly after the incident, the UN flew over any aid it had left to clean up the "mess", but the entire convoy of vehicles and men were blew away by the onslaught of friendly fire by american tanks. apparently, the tanks were guided by AI computers, but the technology was so crap, that the tank recognised the convoy as sheep.
why did it fire if the convoy was sheep? well, the programming had told the tank AI to think "Hell, lets just blow up these dang sheep and hope they english".
indeed.......
American troops have yet again cocked up (surprise, surprise) and have ended up wiping out the whole of europe and asia, but totally missing Iraq. The American Military command (duh) launched several nuclear missiles in the direction of asia, but over the atlantic the missiles were hit by friendly fire, cause by anti-air platfroms firing at the wrong targets. all missiles were hit and the engine output of the warheads was inevitably reduced, sending the missiles on a steady decline towards the earth. bad luck has it, that the missiles reached all the way over the ocean, only to collide with the BBC offices in england. the direction of the blast, and the horribly tacky missile designs, sent the aftermath in the direction of eastern europe, sending waves of highly damaging sewage clouds (hey, they couldn't afford anything more) across the landscape, finally dissipating after a long pillage over all europe and asia. Ironically, the massive convoys of humanitarian aid sheilded the Iraqi Country from harm, and so the sewage clouds went directly around it, killing the UN workers, not forgetting destroying the multi-million pound apache choppers on the ground near the convoys, reportedly crashed due to inexperienced pilots coming out of cooking and sewing universities, substituting the experienced veteran chopper pilots that should have been flying them, but there wasn't enough to pilot them.
Shortly after the incident, the UN flew over any aid it had left to clean up the "mess", but the entire convoy of vehicles and men were blew away by the onslaught of friendly fire by american tanks. apparently, the tanks were guided by AI computers, but the technology was so crap, that the tank recognised the convoy as sheep.
why did it fire if the convoy was sheep? well, the programming had told the tank AI to think "Hell, lets just blow up these dang sheep and hope they english".
indeed.......