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.... Goes to Goatboys review of Black & White 2:
This is a review set in the future.
Black and White 2 is good. The original was good but flawed, there were problems. Take my original creature: I had a psychopathic orangutan called Bruce Willis who delighted in pooping everywhere, lobbing women into the sea and trying to set fire to himself a lot.
And I beat him bad whenever he ate so he got really thin and mental - a bit like Iggy Pop.
But they remedied this for Black & White 2 (probably) and made sure that your creature is made entirely from straw, with little buttons for eyes. This way, you can punch your monkey in the face for ages and he wont cry like a Benny.
Er...there's also alligators, a marmot, 3 tucans and a hippo called Doris. But Doris is evil and tries to touch your monkey in his special place, and that makes the monkey sad.
This time around, you are in control of the villagers. Which is good, because last time the villagers were retarded little cyphers that needed help from a massive angry cow to grow crops.
Rubbish.
I give Black and White 2 8/10 for enormous, slitty-eyed moggies and 10/10 for letting me raise a monkey of my own and teach him to throw fire at chickens.
This is a review set in the future.
Black and White 2 is good. The original was good but flawed, there were problems. Take my original creature: I had a psychopathic orangutan called Bruce Willis who delighted in pooping everywhere, lobbing women into the sea and trying to set fire to himself a lot.
And I beat him bad whenever he ate so he got really thin and mental - a bit like Iggy Pop.
But they remedied this for Black & White 2 (probably) and made sure that your creature is made entirely from straw, with little buttons for eyes. This way, you can punch your monkey in the face for ages and he wont cry like a Benny.
Er...there's also alligators, a marmot, 3 tucans and a hippo called Doris. But Doris is evil and tries to touch your monkey in his special place, and that makes the monkey sad.
This time around, you are in control of the villagers. Which is good, because last time the villagers were retarded little cyphers that needed help from a massive angry cow to grow crops.
Rubbish.
I give Black and White 2 8/10 for enormous, slitty-eyed moggies and 10/10 for letting me raise a monkey of my own and teach him to throw fire at chickens.
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My review of the GeForce 5 got deleted.
Such a shame...
Such a shame...
It got deleted? That sucks.
It got deleted.
As did my Toca Race Driver review.
*marches around with placard and shakes fist*
Fight The Power! Totalitarian Review Methods! Freeeeeee-eeeee Nelson Mandela
As did my Toca Race Driver review.
*marches around with placard and shakes fist*
Fight The Power! Totalitarian Review Methods! Freeeeeee-eeeee Nelson Mandela
And I beat him bad whenever he ate so he got really thin and mental - a bit like Iggy Pop
hoho
hoho
hehe, good review:) Sad monkey reminded me of that South Park bit with the Panda mascot. Sexual Harrasement Panda.
Heh thats a class review :-)
Made me laugh! Nice!
Haha, fantastic
That made me lol!
So much funnier too when you've played the original game and see how true it it!
I had a giant Sheep...
He went Baaaaa.
So much funnier too when you've played the original game and see how true it it!
I had a giant Sheep...
He went Baaaaa.
Hurrah!
It's an excellent game, of this I am future-certain
It's an excellent game, of this I am future-certain
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