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The soft furry rodents, one wouldn’t expect such a delectable taste from such a creature. Their soft fur, their delicate bodies. It’s an almost sexual feeling, as I tear through the loose skin, into the insides.
While they squeal, for mercy.
My eyes glow, so extraordinary.
Started not long ago, in a pet shop joint where I used to work. This particular hamster intrigued me. It stared at me, I stared him out. Almost intimidated by this mindless fiend. I opened the cage gently, it was more than willing to jump onto my hand, it tried to bite me, but I bit into its spinal chord before it could grasp.
So delicate, this animal, yet so intricate, so scrumptious.
My compassion for these animals grew, I moved onto more differenced tastes, the young hamsters, so sweet, but too small for my hunger.
I watch gleefully as they play in their cage, unknowing of their fate. My sinister mind plays the last incident over and over. More enticed, I open the cage
The creatures so delicate.
The pure thrill as I take the first bite, the cry of the beast as it realises what is happening…
As I swallow the final pieces of the, now peaceful rodent, I whisper the words,
‘I Love you’…
While they squeal, for mercy.
My eyes glow, so extraordinary.
Started not long ago, in a pet shop joint where I used to work. This particular hamster intrigued me. It stared at me, I stared him out. Almost intimidated by this mindless fiend. I opened the cage gently, it was more than willing to jump onto my hand, it tried to bite me, but I bit into its spinal chord before it could grasp.
So delicate, this animal, yet so intricate, so scrumptious.
My compassion for these animals grew, I moved onto more differenced tastes, the young hamsters, so sweet, but too small for my hunger.
I watch gleefully as they play in their cage, unknowing of their fate. My sinister mind plays the last incident over and over. More enticed, I open the cage
The creatures so delicate.
The pure thrill as I take the first bite, the cry of the beast as it realises what is happening…
As I swallow the final pieces of the, now peaceful rodent, I whisper the words,
‘I Love you’…
*keeps his distance*
If you're like Jesus, as you tagline suggests, are you saying that Jesus ate Hamsters?
Christ, no wonder they nailed him up, the sicko!
Christ, no wonder they nailed him up, the sicko!
Some posts make me want to laugh, some make me want to cry, others make me want to run.
This post just made me want to phone the RSPCA...
...Nice.
This post just made me want to phone the RSPCA...
...Nice.
The soft furry rodents, one wouldn’t expect such a delectable taste from such a creature. Their soft fur, their delicate bodies. It’s an almost sexual feeling, as I tear through the loose skin, into the insides.
While they squeal, for mercy.
My eyes glow, so extraordinary.
Started not long ago, in a pet shop joint where I used to work. This particular hamster intrigued me. It stared at me, I stared him out. Almost intimidated by this mindless fiend. I opened the cage gently, it was more than willing to jump onto my hand, it tried to bite me, but I bit into its spinal chord before it could grasp.
So delicate, this animal, yet so intricate, so scrumptious.
My compassion for these animals grew, I moved onto more differenced tastes, the young hamsters, so sweet, but too small for my hunger.
I watch gleefully as they play in their cage, unknowing of their fate. My sinister mind plays the last incident over and over. More enticed, I open the cage
The creatures so delicate.
The pure thrill as I take the first bite, the cry of the beast as it realises what is happening…
As I swallow the final pieces of the, now peaceful rodent, I whisper the words,
‘I Love you’…
While they squeal, for mercy.
My eyes glow, so extraordinary.
Started not long ago, in a pet shop joint where I used to work. This particular hamster intrigued me. It stared at me, I stared him out. Almost intimidated by this mindless fiend. I opened the cage gently, it was more than willing to jump onto my hand, it tried to bite me, but I bit into its spinal chord before it could grasp.
So delicate, this animal, yet so intricate, so scrumptious.
My compassion for these animals grew, I moved onto more differenced tastes, the young hamsters, so sweet, but too small for my hunger.
I watch gleefully as they play in their cage, unknowing of their fate. My sinister mind plays the last incident over and over. More enticed, I open the cage
The creatures so delicate.
The pure thrill as I take the first bite, the cry of the beast as it realises what is happening…
As I swallow the final pieces of the, now peaceful rodent, I whisper the words,
‘I Love you’…