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"Bush's Guide To War"

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Sun 23/03/03 at 15:43
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1. Declare War -

To begin a war, you must obviously declare it. But instead of just saying straight away which country you're declaring war on, make matters a bit more interesting, just in case you want multiple wars. For instance, you could declare war against crime, or terrorism, in which case many excuses for war could be made. While this plan is flawed, because going to war against such a none-specific opposition rather than a regime of some sort is almost impossible, it does hold many possibilities.

2. Choosing A Country -

When choosing a country to go to war with, you must consider a few things; why you want to go to war and what you'll get out of it. First of all, you must choose a country that has wealth, of example a country with oil fields or gold mines. But you shouldn't let anyone other than yourself know the real reason. If you're having trouble choosing a country, look at other political leaders and see if any country rhymes with their name, for instance, if you choose President Chirac, you could go to war with Iraq.


3. Give A Reason -

Instead of just rushing into war without telling anyone, you must explain to the public why you want to go to war. If the country, or it's leader, has a particularly bad background, then this can be used. Saying that he could attack you and you must act first. If you can't find anything bad, though, hide all your lethal weapons and make up some story about that country having extremely destructive weapons and you must stop them.

4. Be Discrete -

Because you don't want anything of great value to get destroyed, make out that it must be kept intact for the welfare of the people in that country. After a speech simply add something about not destroying the countries lifestyle and robbing them of wealth by making sure that their main money supply is not damaged.

5. Get Support -

If you're going to go to war, just to make sure that people don't think you're wrong, get another countries leader to support you. If there's a country that isn’t as powerful as you, be very nice to their leader and explain why they must go to war. Then if the UN don't agree, you'll still have back-up.

6. The Ultimatum -

Finally, before going to war, you must give the countries leader an ultimatum. Don't make it such an easy one, but an ultimatum that sounds reasonable but no one would do. For example, leaving their country, I they did that it mean they would have no defence and could easily be killed, so It's most likely they won't. If they do leave and go into hiding, think of another war that could have connection with the recent regime you tried to go to war with and start all over again...

7. Propaganda -

If everything does go to plan and the war starts, propaganda is the best way to make more people agree with the war. Thos who doubted the war before may come to see that maybe it was right choice before the vicious opposition invaded your country.

Thanks for reading

RiCkOsS
Mon 24/03/03 at 13:41
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"I'm not Orgazmo"
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You should also choose a country smaller than yours with little or no hope to guarantee victory so your countries name is not tarnished. Like in Vietnam.

Good post dude. :)
Mon 24/03/03 at 12:43
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"I like cheese"
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Number 1 was my favourite, excellent. :D
Mon 24/03/03 at 10:09
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Cheers :-)

Although you must know, this isn't one of my GAD attempt, I put all that crap in FOG Chat.
Sun 23/03/03 at 22:45
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"Hallelujah"
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It seems to be 'all the rage' to do a guide to somthing on GAD, still this one was good, nice post
Sun 23/03/03 at 22:39
"slightlyshortertagl"
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:-D
Sun 23/03/03 at 15:43
Regular
Posts: 10,437
1. Declare War -

To begin a war, you must obviously declare it. But instead of just saying straight away which country you're declaring war on, make matters a bit more interesting, just in case you want multiple wars. For instance, you could declare war against crime, or terrorism, in which case many excuses for war could be made. While this plan is flawed, because going to war against such a none-specific opposition rather than a regime of some sort is almost impossible, it does hold many possibilities.

2. Choosing A Country -

When choosing a country to go to war with, you must consider a few things; why you want to go to war and what you'll get out of it. First of all, you must choose a country that has wealth, of example a country with oil fields or gold mines. But you shouldn't let anyone other than yourself know the real reason. If you're having trouble choosing a country, look at other political leaders and see if any country rhymes with their name, for instance, if you choose President Chirac, you could go to war with Iraq.


3. Give A Reason -

Instead of just rushing into war without telling anyone, you must explain to the public why you want to go to war. If the country, or it's leader, has a particularly bad background, then this can be used. Saying that he could attack you and you must act first. If you can't find anything bad, though, hide all your lethal weapons and make up some story about that country having extremely destructive weapons and you must stop them.

4. Be Discrete -

Because you don't want anything of great value to get destroyed, make out that it must be kept intact for the welfare of the people in that country. After a speech simply add something about not destroying the countries lifestyle and robbing them of wealth by making sure that their main money supply is not damaged.

5. Get Support -

If you're going to go to war, just to make sure that people don't think you're wrong, get another countries leader to support you. If there's a country that isn’t as powerful as you, be very nice to their leader and explain why they must go to war. Then if the UN don't agree, you'll still have back-up.

6. The Ultimatum -

Finally, before going to war, you must give the countries leader an ultimatum. Don't make it such an easy one, but an ultimatum that sounds reasonable but no one would do. For example, leaving their country, I they did that it mean they would have no defence and could easily be killed, so It's most likely they won't. If they do leave and go into hiding, think of another war that could have connection with the recent regime you tried to go to war with and start all over again...

7. Propaganda -

If everything does go to plan and the war starts, propaganda is the best way to make more people agree with the war. Thos who doubted the war before may come to see that maybe it was right choice before the vicious opposition invaded your country.

Thanks for reading

RiCkOsS

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