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"Special Reserve EP"

You heard it here first folks, the SR EP will be launching and hitting the shelves soon. But just who’s on the track list? Well Garlic Bread is here to give you the low down.

Track 1. Meka Dragon (aka Mc Dragon)– I won this. (inspired by Mc hammer), from his chart-topping-game-winning album ’37 wins’, this track is the first single in his career. Featuring the opening
“I won this… I won this… I won this… I won this…my my my forums hit me so hard, make me say o my lord, thank you for giving me, a game a day, that sixty-three! it feels good, to wear this crown, cause I’m the king of game a day town, cause I win, to much, and this is a game, you cant touch…I told you newbie, I won this…, look in my eyes, I won this…I won this…
SONY RECORDS 2003

Track 2. Insane Bartender (aka Slim tender) – My game is. (inspired by Eminem), for the upcoming album, the tender EP comes this opening track, hoping to start his career as a rapper he gives you ‘my game is’…
“hi, my game is, what, my game is, who, my game is wickie wickie bartender, hi, my game is, what, my game is, who, my game is wickie wickie bartender. Can I have the attention of everyone? Forever? Hi kids, do you like my posts? Want to see me spot 9-spelling mistakes in each one of today’s posts? Please copy me and do exactly what I do, post **** and get mucked up worse that this song is? My dad said wait, im trying to get my head straight, but I cant figure out which GAD judge to impregnate, and meka dragon said ‘Insane bartender’ you a cheater*uh-uh* then why your posts win? Man you fixed it. Well since age twelve… (in stores soon, in bargain bins just as soon)
QUERKY RECORDS 2003

Track 3. Phi11ip – I’m a believer (inspired by the monkees) from the 5th album he’ll be releasing ‘the best of Phi11ip’ comes this merry song, an undying classic!
I though games where only free in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
GAD was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Then I won a game, now I’m a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I won one; I’m a believer
I couldn’t leave here if I tried

I thought games where more or less a purchased thing
Seems the more I paid the less I got
What’s the use in playing?
Everything’s the same
When I wanted a new game I got the same

Then I won a game, now I’m a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I won one; I’m a believer
I couldn’t leave here if I tried
SONY RECORDS 2003

Track 4. BEARDS – if I had a razor (inspired by handy-Andy) BEARDS made his singing career from coming second in pop-idol 2003, releasing this single shortly after…
“If I had a razor, I’d shave in the morning, I’d shave in the evening, all over my face, I’d shave moustache, I’d shave my beard, I’d shave my sid’s, all over my face. If I won a game, I’d play it in the morning, I’d play it in the evening, all over the day…
COLUMBIA RECORDS 2003

Track 5. Garlic bread – garlic loompa’s (inspired by oompa loompa’s) Garlic Bread released this chart topper for Newbie relief, so a guaranteed number one.
“*flute introduction* Garlic Garlic Garlic-ie do, if got the perfect puzzle for you, Garlic Garlic Garlic-ie de, if you are wise you’ll listen to me, What do you get when you guzzle down games? Winning as much as a meka-elephant eats, what are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don’t like the look of it! Garlic Garlic Garlic de da, if your not greedy you will go far, you will live in happiness to, like the Garlic-ie Garlic-ie Garlic-ie bread………..Garlic-ie bread.

*flute intro* Garlic Garlic Garlic-ie do, if got another puzzle for you, Garlic Garlic Garlic-ie de, if you are wise you’ll listen to me, Game winnings fine when its once in a while, it stops you from spending and brightens your smile, but its greedy, annoying and wrong, winning and winning all day long, The way that that dragon does. Garlic Garlic Garlic Garlic de da, if your not greedy you will go far, you will live in happiness to, like the Garlic-ie Garlic-ie Garlic-ie bread………..Garlic-ie bread.
SONY RECORDS 2003

Track 6. Kyz33 – Ballard of Game a day (inspired by Bloodhound gang) the first song by this artist, made solely for this EP Kyz33 pulled out all the stops with this track
“Dear Game a day, I wrote to say, I’m your biggest fan, I just wanted to ask, could I win a game, you’ve had a lot of posts, had a lot of posts, I’ve had a lot of wins, had a lot of wins, you’ve had a lot of posts game a day, and most of them were mine!

Dear Game a day, I wrote to complain, you never wrote me back! How could I ever win when you treat your biggest fan like that? you’ve had a lot of posts, had a lot of posts, I’ve had a lot of wins, had a lot of wins, you’ve had a lot of posts game a day, and most of them were mine!
Kyz33 RECORDS 2003


There you have it GADers, all you wanted to know about the upcoming Special Reserve EP.

Small Blue wrote:
> A little short though at only 6 tracks. Make it double that and get
> back to me :)
>
> SR EP: Special Edition

if it had more tracks it wouldnt be an EP, it'd be an album

Small Blue wrote:
> A little short though at only 6 tracks. Make it double that and get
> back to me :)
>
> SR EP: Special Edition

I think I'd have a track (heavy metal) called "Heil Ich, Weil ich Fantastisch bin." (Hail me because I'm fantastic).

My Fog LP was a reality (if a little on the..um...crap side) and contained previews of 2 Fog story talking books as well as lots of other songs. Still available on Kazaa (and anything else that people with th songs on their hard drive log in to).

A little short though at only 6 tracks. Make it double that and get back to me :)

SR EP: Special Edition

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> I like the way everyone praises me for track 6! somthing i said?

It's just you don't know how incredibly accurate you are...

:D

Track 6 is Mucho-greatness.


Nicely written. :)

I like the way everyone praises me for track 6! somthing i said?

ROFL at track 6. Genius.

Class post mate ;)

I'm impressed that the words actually fit the song!

Very good, and sooooo true on the last one...

Track 6 is genius.