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Away in freeola,
When Christmas begins,
The staff turn up drunk
And play skittles with the bins.
The forum gets messy
The moderator’s gone,
The little Lord Tony
Turns the Christmas lights on.
The posts come a flowing,
the staff turn up late,
But Tony’s still working
Hot coffee he makes.
The server is smoking;
The moderator awakes
Last night’s Christmas party
Has given him the shakes.
Dashing through the snow
To get home just to play,
Through the door we go,
Laughing all the way.
Console power up rings,
TV glowing bright,
‘What fun it is to play’ we sing
A gaming song tonight
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Gaming all the way!
O what fun it is to play
In the Christmas holiday.
Hark! the spiky hedgehog sings
"Glory to the console king
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Except when Marcus Fenix runs wild"
Joyful, all ye gamers rise;
At the joy COD5 supplies;
With Tom Nook we all proclaim
“Animal Crossing’s here again!”
Hark! The Sackboy planet sings
"Glory to con-sole gam-ing"
Away in freeola,
When Christmas begins,
The staff turn up drunk
And play skittles with the bins.
The forum gets messy
The moderator’s gone,
The little Lord Tony
Turns the Christmas lights on.
The posts come a flowing,
the staff turn up late,
But Tony’s still working
Hot coffee he makes.
The server is smoking;
The moderator awakes
Last night’s Christmas party
Has given him the shakes.