Viewing Thread:
"The three minute warning"

Today with the whole going to war thing in the air I asked a mate what he would do if he heard the three minute warning.

He said what's that sound like then.

I was like erm.... dunno. We then went on talking about how we would rape some fit women and then beat someone up who we secretly never liked.
We was only joking though obviously, so no bitchin'.

Just wondering what's the one thing you would do if you heard the three minute warning, you don't really get long but what the hell would you do?

I would boil an egg! :)

And then eat it.

I'd duck and cover.

er-no wrote:
> No you wouldn't you liar.

And how do you plan to back that one up eh?

;)

Most likely I'd spend 2 1/2 mins looking frantically for mobile.

Then I'd realise that it wasn't my mobile making the noise. Curse myself for wasting the last moments of my life, and die in a raging hellfire.

Three minutes? You'd be lucky to switch on your engine before you're stuck in a traffic jam as everyone will have the same thought as you.

Then you can sit in your car and have one quick moment of panic before you're blasted to smithereens.

I think i'd go with getting in my car and heading into the country. Try and survive and hopefully be the only bloke left on a planet full of Sofia Vergara's. In reality i'd probably sleep through it, not hear it through my music or think it was just another annoying alarm.

Not sure, really. I'd light up a cig and go to the basement, I suppose.

I would sit and wait for it to be turned off, and then read about the prankster that set it off in the evening news.

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I would sit there and watch everyone panic their off, and laugh

No you wouldn't you liar.

I would sit there and watch everyone panic their @rses off, and laugh