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Wed 19/03/03 at 17:07
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It has been well publicised that Michael Douglas put an advert in a Variety congratulating his wife, Catherine Zeta Jones on her performance in Chicago, praising her hard work. More recently an advert by the pair was seen, also in Variety, praising Celine Dion, stating that the Hollywood couple cannot wait to see Dion's forthcoming show.

These, however, are just two of the hundreds of messages that Catherine and Michael pass between each other through varying magazines and newspapers. Here is a selection of their messages.

In Playboy:

"Michael, what are you doing reading this filth? Am I not enough for you?
Your wife, Catherine Zeta Jones.

In Hello:

"Catherine, you have a lawsuit against this magazine, what the hell are you reading it for? Your loving husband, Michael."

In The Sun, a two page spread:

"Michael, I'm stopping at my nan's for dinner. There's a lasagne in the
freezer. Don't forget to put the bins out. Catherine."

In Mother and Baby Magazine

"No Catherine, you can't have a new cot for our new baby. Dylan's out of his cot now, and that will be perfectly fine. Michael."

The LA Times:

"Michael, have you seen my hairbrush? Catherine."

The next day, also in the LA Times.

"Yes dear, it was on top of the loo in the fourth bathroom. Michael."

The Hollywood Enforcer

"What was the name of that film I did, the Fincher one? Oh I remember, it
was The Game. Never mind. Michael."

In SAGA Magazine

"Fancy a holiday with people your own age this year Michael? love
Catherine."
Thu 20/03/03 at 15:50
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Posts: 11,145
Starlight wrote:
> Ha ha! Very nice indeed. Where do you get it from

Where did I get it from?

From that twisted gulliver of mine, of course!
Thu 20/03/03 at 09:46
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Nice one Meka.

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Wed 19/03/03 at 23:03
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Ha ha! Very nice indeed. Where do you get it from

And a pop because this has suuuunk.
Wed 19/03/03 at 17:15
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:0D

Excellent.
Wed 19/03/03 at 17:07
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Posts: 11,145
It has been well publicised that Michael Douglas put an advert in a Variety congratulating his wife, Catherine Zeta Jones on her performance in Chicago, praising her hard work. More recently an advert by the pair was seen, also in Variety, praising Celine Dion, stating that the Hollywood couple cannot wait to see Dion's forthcoming show.

These, however, are just two of the hundreds of messages that Catherine and Michael pass between each other through varying magazines and newspapers. Here is a selection of their messages.

In Playboy:

"Michael, what are you doing reading this filth? Am I not enough for you?
Your wife, Catherine Zeta Jones.

In Hello:

"Catherine, you have a lawsuit against this magazine, what the hell are you reading it for? Your loving husband, Michael."

In The Sun, a two page spread:

"Michael, I'm stopping at my nan's for dinner. There's a lasagne in the
freezer. Don't forget to put the bins out. Catherine."

In Mother and Baby Magazine

"No Catherine, you can't have a new cot for our new baby. Dylan's out of his cot now, and that will be perfectly fine. Michael."

The LA Times:

"Michael, have you seen my hairbrush? Catherine."

The next day, also in the LA Times.

"Yes dear, it was on top of the loo in the fourth bathroom. Michael."

The Hollywood Enforcer

"What was the name of that film I did, the Fincher one? Oh I remember, it
was The Game. Never mind. Michael."

In SAGA Magazine

"Fancy a holiday with people your own age this year Michael? love
Catherine."

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