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These, however, are just two of the hundreds of messages that Catherine and Michael pass between each other through varying magazines and newspapers. Here is a selection of their messages.
In Playboy:
"Michael, what are you doing reading this filth? Am I not enough for you?
Your wife, Catherine Zeta Jones.
In Hello:
"Catherine, you have a lawsuit against this magazine, what the hell are you reading it for? Your loving husband, Michael."
In The Sun, a two page spread:
"Michael, I'm stopping at my nan's for dinner. There's a lasagne in the
freezer. Don't forget to put the bins out. Catherine."
In Mother and Baby Magazine
"No Catherine, you can't have a new cot for our new baby. Dylan's out of his cot now, and that will be perfectly fine. Michael."
The LA Times:
"Michael, have you seen my hairbrush? Catherine."
The next day, also in the LA Times.
"Yes dear, it was on top of the loo in the fourth bathroom. Michael."
The Hollywood Enforcer
"What was the name of that film I did, the Fincher one? Oh I remember, it
was The Game. Never mind. Michael."
In SAGA Magazine
"Fancy a holiday with people your own age this year Michael? love
Catherine."
> Ha ha! Very nice indeed. Where do you get it from
Where did I get it from?
From that twisted gulliver of mine, of course!
From Crosswords Weekly-
2 Down: Something that is absolutley right, spoken by a yokel. 7 letters.
"Perfick".
7 Across: A sea bird. 4 Letters
"Shag"
16 Down: I am Alpha you are Omega? Four letters.
"Last"
12 Across: Quests in daylight juxtaposition. 6 Letters
"Knight"
4 Across: As 2 Down, the Alpha title. 7 Letters
"Darling"
And a pop because this has suuuunk.
Excellent.
These, however, are just two of the hundreds of messages that Catherine and Michael pass between each other through varying magazines and newspapers. Here is a selection of their messages.
In Playboy:
"Michael, what are you doing reading this filth? Am I not enough for you?
Your wife, Catherine Zeta Jones.
In Hello:
"Catherine, you have a lawsuit against this magazine, what the hell are you reading it for? Your loving husband, Michael."
In The Sun, a two page spread:
"Michael, I'm stopping at my nan's for dinner. There's a lasagne in the
freezer. Don't forget to put the bins out. Catherine."
In Mother and Baby Magazine
"No Catherine, you can't have a new cot for our new baby. Dylan's out of his cot now, and that will be perfectly fine. Michael."
The LA Times:
"Michael, have you seen my hairbrush? Catherine."
The next day, also in the LA Times.
"Yes dear, it was on top of the loo in the fourth bathroom. Michael."
The Hollywood Enforcer
"What was the name of that film I did, the Fincher one? Oh I remember, it
was The Game. Never mind. Michael."
In SAGA Magazine
"Fancy a holiday with people your own age this year Michael? love
Catherine."