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President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, and UK Prime Minister Tony Blair have issued a further statement regarding Iraq, giving yet more reasons why Saddam Hussain must be taken out before he does something terrible.
Saddam has been stockpiling thousands of conkers, ready for a vicious assault on the playgrounds of the UK in the Autumn. A surveillance operation in Al Basrah uncovered the hoard hidden in an underground bunker.
They discovered huge laboratories growing genetically modified horse chestnuts with super spiky shells, and incredibly hard conkers inside. There were also dedicating hardening bays, one of which was used for simply storing conkers for a whole year, to allow them to naturally harden. A second bay was full of huge ovens, used to bake the conkers to hardness, and a third hosted huge vats of vinegar, another popular ploy to harden conkers.
There was also a further grim discovery. The spiky green conkers shells are also being used for the purpose of evil by Saddam. His armies will wear gloves made from conker shells, giving them a definite advantage should hand to hand combat be necessary. It is also believed that Saddam sleeps in a giant conker shell for his own protection.
"These conkers of mass destruction are a serious threat to the UK, and all you seem to do is satirise the situation!" Argued Mr Blair during a live TV debate "If we don't stamp out this, hundreds of parents will feel the brunt of this attack. When their children, our children, come home in floods of tears because their best conker has been shattered by one of these evil conkers parents will miss their favourite TV shows. I cannot, and will not allow this to happen."
George Bush gave details of his plan of attack in an attempt to set our minds at ease. "The Urek-Hai are a threat to all of us with their big ugly faces, and cruel nature. They can also march in daylight, making them much more of a threat." After being disturbed by one of his advisors President Bush continued. "The Iraqi's are a threat to us all. If we stand by and let this happen in the UK, we will be next. As such we have developed our own weapons to counter this threat. We have pea-shooters with incredible range and accuracy, and our men blow harder than any others. We shall not be defeated."
Reports that the Iraqi soldiers have been trained with marbles are currently unconfirmed.
Saddam has been stockpiling thousands of conkers, ready for a vicious assault on the playgrounds of the UK in the Autumn. A surveillance operation in Al Basrah uncovered the hoard hidden in an underground bunker.
They discovered huge laboratories growing genetically modified horse chestnuts with super spiky shells, and incredibly hard conkers inside. There were also dedicating hardening bays, one of which was used for simply storing conkers for a whole year, to allow them to naturally harden. A second bay was full of huge ovens, used to bake the conkers to hardness, and a third hosted huge vats of vinegar, another popular ploy to harden conkers.
There was also a further grim discovery. The spiky green conkers shells are also being used for the purpose of evil by Saddam. His armies will wear gloves made from conker shells, giving them a definite advantage should hand to hand combat be necessary. It is also believed that Saddam sleeps in a giant conker shell for his own protection.
"These conkers of mass destruction are a serious threat to the UK, and all you seem to do is satirise the situation!" Argued Mr Blair during a live TV debate "If we don't stamp out this, hundreds of parents will feel the brunt of this attack. When their children, our children, come home in floods of tears because their best conker has been shattered by one of these evil conkers parents will miss their favourite TV shows. I cannot, and will not allow this to happen."
George Bush gave details of his plan of attack in an attempt to set our minds at ease. "The Urek-Hai are a threat to all of us with their big ugly faces, and cruel nature. They can also march in daylight, making them much more of a threat." After being disturbed by one of his advisors President Bush continued. "The Iraqi's are a threat to us all. If we stand by and let this happen in the UK, we will be next. As such we have developed our own weapons to counter this threat. We have pea-shooters with incredible range and accuracy, and our men blow harder than any others. We shall not be defeated."
Reports that the Iraqi soldiers have been trained with marbles are currently unconfirmed.
Best thing I've read on here for ages.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Meka, seriously, you're a genius.
I second that.
I could grunt in agreement like in the Houses of Parliament for effect, but I won't.
> Meka, seriously, you're a genius.
I second that.
I could grunt in agreement like in the Houses of Parliament for effect, but I won't.
this is hilarious.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could sort out the whole war using playground type games. Hopscotch for oil wells, if you set any on fire, your disqualified
Wouldn't it be nice if we could sort out the whole war using playground type games. Hopscotch for oil wells, if you set any on fire, your disqualified
Meka, seriously, you're a genius.
President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, and UK Prime Minister Tony Blair have issued a further statement regarding Iraq, giving yet more reasons why Saddam Hussain must be taken out before he does something terrible.
Saddam has been stockpiling thousands of conkers, ready for a vicious assault on the playgrounds of the UK in the Autumn. A surveillance operation in Al Basrah uncovered the hoard hidden in an underground bunker.
They discovered huge laboratories growing genetically modified horse chestnuts with super spiky shells, and incredibly hard conkers inside. There were also dedicating hardening bays, one of which was used for simply storing conkers for a whole year, to allow them to naturally harden. A second bay was full of huge ovens, used to bake the conkers to hardness, and a third hosted huge vats of vinegar, another popular ploy to harden conkers.
There was also a further grim discovery. The spiky green conkers shells are also being used for the purpose of evil by Saddam. His armies will wear gloves made from conker shells, giving them a definite advantage should hand to hand combat be necessary. It is also believed that Saddam sleeps in a giant conker shell for his own protection.
"These conkers of mass destruction are a serious threat to the UK, and all you seem to do is satirise the situation!" Argued Mr Blair during a live TV debate "If we don't stamp out this, hundreds of parents will feel the brunt of this attack. When their children, our children, come home in floods of tears because their best conker has been shattered by one of these evil conkers parents will miss their favourite TV shows. I cannot, and will not allow this to happen."
George Bush gave details of his plan of attack in an attempt to set our minds at ease. "The Urek-Hai are a threat to all of us with their big ugly faces, and cruel nature. They can also march in daylight, making them much more of a threat." After being disturbed by one of his advisors President Bush continued. "The Iraqi's are a threat to us all. If we stand by and let this happen in the UK, we will be next. As such we have developed our own weapons to counter this threat. We have pea-shooters with incredible range and accuracy, and our men blow harder than any others. We shall not be defeated."
Reports that the Iraqi soldiers have been trained with marbles are currently unconfirmed.
Saddam has been stockpiling thousands of conkers, ready for a vicious assault on the playgrounds of the UK in the Autumn. A surveillance operation in Al Basrah uncovered the hoard hidden in an underground bunker.
They discovered huge laboratories growing genetically modified horse chestnuts with super spiky shells, and incredibly hard conkers inside. There were also dedicating hardening bays, one of which was used for simply storing conkers for a whole year, to allow them to naturally harden. A second bay was full of huge ovens, used to bake the conkers to hardness, and a third hosted huge vats of vinegar, another popular ploy to harden conkers.
There was also a further grim discovery. The spiky green conkers shells are also being used for the purpose of evil by Saddam. His armies will wear gloves made from conker shells, giving them a definite advantage should hand to hand combat be necessary. It is also believed that Saddam sleeps in a giant conker shell for his own protection.
"These conkers of mass destruction are a serious threat to the UK, and all you seem to do is satirise the situation!" Argued Mr Blair during a live TV debate "If we don't stamp out this, hundreds of parents will feel the brunt of this attack. When their children, our children, come home in floods of tears because their best conker has been shattered by one of these evil conkers parents will miss their favourite TV shows. I cannot, and will not allow this to happen."
George Bush gave details of his plan of attack in an attempt to set our minds at ease. "The Urek-Hai are a threat to all of us with their big ugly faces, and cruel nature. They can also march in daylight, making them much more of a threat." After being disturbed by one of his advisors President Bush continued. "The Iraqi's are a threat to us all. If we stand by and let this happen in the UK, we will be next. As such we have developed our own weapons to counter this threat. We have pea-shooters with incredible range and accuracy, and our men blow harder than any others. We shall not be defeated."
Reports that the Iraqi soldiers have been trained with marbles are currently unconfirmed.