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For a peaceful resolution to impending war on Iraq, why not send in an experienced interviewer to find out what it is that each leader wants out of the situation and how it can best be resolved...I therefore delegate this task to Ali G. His first meeting would have to be with George W Bush, and how America plans to tackle Iraq in a potential war.
-Ali G: "Alright check this; I is wif me main man George Bush, he is da President of da US, some would even say da world, and him is well ****** off with the Hussains. Nice to meet your Bush"
-Bush: "Why thank you for arrangiation of this interveiwalisation"
-Ali G: "What? (Pause whilst looking confused) Anyway, me knows you fink dat Saddam is a knob and dat he kills millions of people but why do you want to help him kill even more"
-Bush: "We don't want to kill any more civilains, but Saddam is an evil tyra...tyran...tyran....man, and he must not be allowed to keep weapons of mass distraction"
-Ali G: "What so you is saying dat they ain't allowed water ballon fights?"
-Bush: "Any weapon that is likely to injure one of his own people or that of a neighbouring country is classed as a weapon of mass distraction and Saddam has been told he's not allowed to have, in effectifaction we've told him playtime is over"
-Ali G: "For real. What we all want to know is that you're finking of using your bombers. Don't you fink that this is a bit disgusting and will you have to eat a dodgy Curry before hand"
-Bush: "Well we'll be using Americas bombers..."
-Ali G: "What you is going to collect all the poo from every Armanian....I don't fink so"
-Bush: "No No, not poo, we'll be using B52 bombers to drop the bombs over Iraq, but this will be a last resort if Iraq fails to disarm"
-Ali G: "Does it hurt to be disarmed, as I got me mate Paul, don't let the poofy name fool you is as hard as nails, well a Tolberone anyway, Anyway me mate Paul who me hangs around wif by the Egham KFC grabbed my arms, put his foot on my chest and started pulling. Me arms didn't come off but they was well sore for days after and me chest still hurt listen (gives a poor fake cough)...although i did end up with a nice imprint of a size 10 Nikey which everyone fort was a well cool tatoo"
-Bush: "No you don't take their arms off them you take away the weapons of mass distraction, making the world a safer place and allowing all the Amreicans in the United States of Atlanta to have their freedom without living in fear"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time, George (laughs at name), but me has got one last question, why do they call you Bush, is it cos you have got a shaven haven rather than a beast"
-Bush: "Well I shave every day, sometimes I even like a tiny goatee"
-Ali G: "You may be a tranny, but maximum respect"
Next it would be obvious for Ali G to to visit Tony Blair at 10 Downing Street to get a perspective on the War from a British point of view.
-Ali G: "I am ere, wif one of the best Prime Ministers of the last year in England, and he is here to talk about da war fing...big up Mr Blobby"
-Blair: "It's Blair actually"
-Ali G: "Whatever...now me has heard from another two other botty boys called George and Micheal and they made a song about you being Bushes dog, ya know your his"
-Blair: "I think the issue here is not whether I'm his , but more of a case as what we can do for each other"
-Ali G: "So sometimes you swap round, dat is well disgusting, although me uncle Jamal finks you'd have a tight botty"
-Blair: "Well we need to be tight lipped on this matter as it's a matter of national security, and I believe if we raise taxes we'll be able to fund a war with Iraq, and then be able to put Petrol prices up to £5 a litre with 98% of the price also being tax"
-Ali G: "Alright don't go on about it, talk to da hand cos da face ain't listening! Now Bush was saying that they are going to drop poo on Iraq, are we going to drop dead animals on Iraq from the massive (finger flick) amount that died from the athletes foot and mouth dat they got?"
-Blair: "No we have dealt with that matter, and for a war with Iraq, we will be using our fleet of Tornados to launch the initial phase of war"
-Ali G: "And you fink that they is going to go (In a high pitched voice) 'Oh no the Brits are sending a wind towards, we're all going to die'...chinny reckon"
-Blair: "The Tornados are the Britishs fleet of fighter planes that will help the Americans in the bombing of Iraq to force out Saddam, and clear the country of his weapons of mass distruction"
-Ali G: "Me has heard that there will be a mass blood shed, would it not be easier to just get one from Homebase and paint it red"
-Blair: "I don't think that'd be an option...."
-Ali G: "Why not? Dey is ony 99 squid?"
-Blair: "Well we don't want any bloodshed, but Saddam has already killed 1 million of his own people"
-Ali G: "Dat is alot what, that's like the queue for KFC on a friday night"
-Blair: "Quite, but it's this kind of behaviour that we will try and liberate the Iraqi people from"
-Ali G: "Well Blair, me knows you have got to go off now and film another Blair Witch Project as your missis is waiting for you, just make sure that if there is a KFC in Iraq....you save the Chikan"
His final task would be to go to Baghdad to visit Saddam himself, to see what he plans to do if attacked
-Ali G: "Easy now, now I am wif the bad boy of the moment, and me does not mean Puffy what. Big up to Saddam Hussein"
-Saddam(Via translater): "Thank you thank you"
-Ali G: "Now everyone seems to hate you at the moment, do you fink it's got anything to do wif that hamster on your face"
-Saddam: "I do not know what a Hompstor is?"
-Ali G: "For real, it's like a Bush"
-Saddam: "Ah, Bush is devil man, he want Iraqi oil, have no reason to hurt Iraqis, that is my job"
-Ali G: "Have you ever tried da head lock, dat well hurts if done for long enough, across the windpipe, real tight"
-Saddam: "Huh?"
-Ali G: "Anyways me thinks that there is going to be some fings dropping onto Iraq from da US and UK dat is going to well hurt, how is you going to deal wif these?"
-Saddam: "The Iraqi people will fight anywhere, on any land across any sky"
-Ali G: "But dey is going to flatten you, why don't you just give up"
-Saddam: "I'll never give up, we have done no wrong...ish"
-Ali G: "Now I has heard that you and Jacques Chirac is an item cos he don't want to see you get you botty whipped. What is dat all about?"
-Saddam: "Mr Chirac is a fine man and shall be rewarded with lots of free oil"
-Ali G: "It ain't gonna be no good if we does bomb you to death, as you'll be in so much pain you won't be able to give him any! He'll really be done up the botty then!"
-Saddam: "We shall be ready for any war"
-Ali G: "What if it was the Chineese, they've got the burn....can i do it on you? (procedes to grab Saddam's arm and performs a Chineese burn"
-Saddam: "Owwwww (Begins to cry)"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time you big wuss, me does really hope you country get what it deserves, a second KFC in Baghdad in case da other runs out of chikan"
In Conclusion:
"Me has established that Blair and Bush would have no problems sending Jack Straw and Coffee Annan to the UN to get a second reso, or even the go ahead for a second KFC. But one fing is for sure, if theres a war, lets keep it real, and lets keep is massive!"
-Ali G: "Alright check this; I is wif me main man George Bush, he is da President of da US, some would even say da world, and him is well ****** off with the Hussains. Nice to meet your Bush"
-Bush: "Why thank you for arrangiation of this interveiwalisation"
-Ali G: "What? (Pause whilst looking confused) Anyway, me knows you fink dat Saddam is a knob and dat he kills millions of people but why do you want to help him kill even more"
-Bush: "We don't want to kill any more civilains, but Saddam is an evil tyra...tyran...tyran....man, and he must not be allowed to keep weapons of mass distraction"
-Ali G: "What so you is saying dat they ain't allowed water ballon fights?"
-Bush: "Any weapon that is likely to injure one of his own people or that of a neighbouring country is classed as a weapon of mass distraction and Saddam has been told he's not allowed to have, in effectifaction we've told him playtime is over"
-Ali G: "For real. What we all want to know is that you're finking of using your bombers. Don't you fink that this is a bit disgusting and will you have to eat a dodgy Curry before hand"
-Bush: "Well we'll be using Americas bombers..."
-Ali G: "What you is going to collect all the poo from every Armanian....I don't fink so"
-Bush: "No No, not poo, we'll be using B52 bombers to drop the bombs over Iraq, but this will be a last resort if Iraq fails to disarm"
-Ali G: "Does it hurt to be disarmed, as I got me mate Paul, don't let the poofy name fool you is as hard as nails, well a Tolberone anyway, Anyway me mate Paul who me hangs around wif by the Egham KFC grabbed my arms, put his foot on my chest and started pulling. Me arms didn't come off but they was well sore for days after and me chest still hurt listen (gives a poor fake cough)...although i did end up with a nice imprint of a size 10 Nikey which everyone fort was a well cool tatoo"
-Bush: "No you don't take their arms off them you take away the weapons of mass distraction, making the world a safer place and allowing all the Amreicans in the United States of Atlanta to have their freedom without living in fear"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time, George (laughs at name), but me has got one last question, why do they call you Bush, is it cos you have got a shaven haven rather than a beast"
-Bush: "Well I shave every day, sometimes I even like a tiny goatee"
-Ali G: "You may be a tranny, but maximum respect"
Next it would be obvious for Ali G to to visit Tony Blair at 10 Downing Street to get a perspective on the War from a British point of view.
-Ali G: "I am ere, wif one of the best Prime Ministers of the last year in England, and he is here to talk about da war fing...big up Mr Blobby"
-Blair: "It's Blair actually"
-Ali G: "Whatever...now me has heard from another two other botty boys called George and Micheal and they made a song about you being Bushes dog, ya know your his"
-Blair: "I think the issue here is not whether I'm his , but more of a case as what we can do for each other"
-Ali G: "So sometimes you swap round, dat is well disgusting, although me uncle Jamal finks you'd have a tight botty"
-Blair: "Well we need to be tight lipped on this matter as it's a matter of national security, and I believe if we raise taxes we'll be able to fund a war with Iraq, and then be able to put Petrol prices up to £5 a litre with 98% of the price also being tax"
-Ali G: "Alright don't go on about it, talk to da hand cos da face ain't listening! Now Bush was saying that they are going to drop poo on Iraq, are we going to drop dead animals on Iraq from the massive (finger flick) amount that died from the athletes foot and mouth dat they got?"
-Blair: "No we have dealt with that matter, and for a war with Iraq, we will be using our fleet of Tornados to launch the initial phase of war"
-Ali G: "And you fink that they is going to go (In a high pitched voice) 'Oh no the Brits are sending a wind towards, we're all going to die'...chinny reckon"
-Blair: "The Tornados are the Britishs fleet of fighter planes that will help the Americans in the bombing of Iraq to force out Saddam, and clear the country of his weapons of mass distruction"
-Ali G: "Me has heard that there will be a mass blood shed, would it not be easier to just get one from Homebase and paint it red"
-Blair: "I don't think that'd be an option...."
-Ali G: "Why not? Dey is ony 99 squid?"
-Blair: "Well we don't want any bloodshed, but Saddam has already killed 1 million of his own people"
-Ali G: "Dat is alot what, that's like the queue for KFC on a friday night"
-Blair: "Quite, but it's this kind of behaviour that we will try and liberate the Iraqi people from"
-Ali G: "Well Blair, me knows you have got to go off now and film another Blair Witch Project as your missis is waiting for you, just make sure that if there is a KFC in Iraq....you save the Chikan"
His final task would be to go to Baghdad to visit Saddam himself, to see what he plans to do if attacked
-Ali G: "Easy now, now I am wif the bad boy of the moment, and me does not mean Puffy what. Big up to Saddam Hussein"
-Saddam(Via translater): "Thank you thank you"
-Ali G: "Now everyone seems to hate you at the moment, do you fink it's got anything to do wif that hamster on your face"
-Saddam: "I do not know what a Hompstor is?"
-Ali G: "For real, it's like a Bush"
-Saddam: "Ah, Bush is devil man, he want Iraqi oil, have no reason to hurt Iraqis, that is my job"
-Ali G: "Have you ever tried da head lock, dat well hurts if done for long enough, across the windpipe, real tight"
-Saddam: "Huh?"
-Ali G: "Anyways me thinks that there is going to be some fings dropping onto Iraq from da US and UK dat is going to well hurt, how is you going to deal wif these?"
-Saddam: "The Iraqi people will fight anywhere, on any land across any sky"
-Ali G: "But dey is going to flatten you, why don't you just give up"
-Saddam: "I'll never give up, we have done no wrong...ish"
-Ali G: "Now I has heard that you and Jacques Chirac is an item cos he don't want to see you get you botty whipped. What is dat all about?"
-Saddam: "Mr Chirac is a fine man and shall be rewarded with lots of free oil"
-Ali G: "It ain't gonna be no good if we does bomb you to death, as you'll be in so much pain you won't be able to give him any! He'll really be done up the botty then!"
-Saddam: "We shall be ready for any war"
-Ali G: "What if it was the Chineese, they've got the burn....can i do it on you? (procedes to grab Saddam's arm and performs a Chineese burn"
-Saddam: "Owwwww (Begins to cry)"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time you big wuss, me does really hope you country get what it deserves, a second KFC in Baghdad in case da other runs out of chikan"
In Conclusion:
"Me has established that Blair and Bush would have no problems sending Jack Straw and Coffee Annan to the UN to get a second reso, or even the go ahead for a second KFC. But one fing is for sure, if theres a war, lets keep it real, and lets keep is massive!"
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For a peaceful resolution to impending war on Iraq, why not send in an experienced interviewer to find out what it is that each leader wants out of the situation and how it can best be resolved...I therefore delegate this task to Ali G. His first meeting would have to be with George W Bush, and how America plans to tackle Iraq in a potential war.
-Ali G: "Alright check this; I is wif me main man George Bush, he is da President of da US, some would even say da world, and him is well ****** off with the Hussains. Nice to meet your Bush"
-Bush: "Why thank you for arrangiation of this interveiwalisation"
-Ali G: "What? (Pause whilst looking confused) Anyway, me knows you fink dat Saddam is a knob and dat he kills millions of people but why do you want to help him kill even more"
-Bush: "We don't want to kill any more civilains, but Saddam is an evil tyra...tyran...tyran....man, and he must not be allowed to keep weapons of mass distraction"
-Ali G: "What so you is saying dat they ain't allowed water ballon fights?"
-Bush: "Any weapon that is likely to injure one of his own people or that of a neighbouring country is classed as a weapon of mass distraction and Saddam has been told he's not allowed to have, in effectifaction we've told him playtime is over"
-Ali G: "For real. What we all want to know is that you're finking of using your bombers. Don't you fink that this is a bit disgusting and will you have to eat a dodgy Curry before hand"
-Bush: "Well we'll be using Americas bombers..."
-Ali G: "What you is going to collect all the poo from every Armanian....I don't fink so"
-Bush: "No No, not poo, we'll be using B52 bombers to drop the bombs over Iraq, but this will be a last resort if Iraq fails to disarm"
-Ali G: "Does it hurt to be disarmed, as I got me mate Paul, don't let the poofy name fool you is as hard as nails, well a Tolberone anyway, Anyway me mate Paul who me hangs around wif by the Egham KFC grabbed my arms, put his foot on my chest and started pulling. Me arms didn't come off but they was well sore for days after and me chest still hurt listen (gives a poor fake cough)...although i did end up with a nice imprint of a size 10 Nikey which everyone fort was a well cool tatoo"
-Bush: "No you don't take their arms off them you take away the weapons of mass distraction, making the world a safer place and allowing all the Amreicans in the United States of Atlanta to have their freedom without living in fear"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time, George (laughs at name), but me has got one last question, why do they call you Bush, is it cos you have got a shaven haven rather than a beast"
-Bush: "Well I shave every day, sometimes I even like a tiny goatee"
-Ali G: "You may be a tranny, but maximum respect"
Next it would be obvious for Ali G to to visit Tony Blair at 10 Downing Street to get a perspective on the War from a British point of view.
-Ali G: "I am ere, wif one of the best Prime Ministers of the last year in England, and he is here to talk about da war fing...big up Mr Blobby"
-Blair: "It's Blair actually"
-Ali G: "Whatever...now me has heard from another two other botty boys called George and Micheal and they made a song about you being Bushes dog, ya know your his"
-Blair: "I think the issue here is not whether I'm his , but more of a case as what we can do for each other"
-Ali G: "So sometimes you swap round, dat is well disgusting, although me uncle Jamal finks you'd have a tight botty"
-Blair: "Well we need to be tight lipped on this matter as it's a matter of national security, and I believe if we raise taxes we'll be able to fund a war with Iraq, and then be able to put Petrol prices up to £5 a litre with 98% of the price also being tax"
-Ali G: "Alright don't go on about it, talk to da hand cos da face ain't listening! Now Bush was saying that they are going to drop poo on Iraq, are we going to drop dead animals on Iraq from the massive (finger flick) amount that died from the athletes foot and mouth dat they got?"
-Blair: "No we have dealt with that matter, and for a war with Iraq, we will be using our fleet of Tornados to launch the initial phase of war"
-Ali G: "And you fink that they is going to go (In a high pitched voice) 'Oh no the Brits are sending a wind towards, we're all going to die'...chinny reckon"
-Blair: "The Tornados are the Britishs fleet of fighter planes that will help the Americans in the bombing of Iraq to force out Saddam, and clear the country of his weapons of mass distruction"
-Ali G: "Me has heard that there will be a mass blood shed, would it not be easier to just get one from Homebase and paint it red"
-Blair: "I don't think that'd be an option...."
-Ali G: "Why not? Dey is ony 99 squid?"
-Blair: "Well we don't want any bloodshed, but Saddam has already killed 1 million of his own people"
-Ali G: "Dat is alot what, that's like the queue for KFC on a friday night"
-Blair: "Quite, but it's this kind of behaviour that we will try and liberate the Iraqi people from"
-Ali G: "Well Blair, me knows you have got to go off now and film another Blair Witch Project as your missis is waiting for you, just make sure that if there is a KFC in Iraq....you save the Chikan"
His final task would be to go to Baghdad to visit Saddam himself, to see what he plans to do if attacked
-Ali G: "Easy now, now I am wif the bad boy of the moment, and me does not mean Puffy what. Big up to Saddam Hussein"
-Saddam(Via translater): "Thank you thank you"
-Ali G: "Now everyone seems to hate you at the moment, do you fink it's got anything to do wif that hamster on your face"
-Saddam: "I do not know what a Hompstor is?"
-Ali G: "For real, it's like a Bush"
-Saddam: "Ah, Bush is devil man, he want Iraqi oil, have no reason to hurt Iraqis, that is my job"
-Ali G: "Have you ever tried da head lock, dat well hurts if done for long enough, across the windpipe, real tight"
-Saddam: "Huh?"
-Ali G: "Anyways me thinks that there is going to be some fings dropping onto Iraq from da US and UK dat is going to well hurt, how is you going to deal wif these?"
-Saddam: "The Iraqi people will fight anywhere, on any land across any sky"
-Ali G: "But dey is going to flatten you, why don't you just give up"
-Saddam: "I'll never give up, we have done no wrong...ish"
-Ali G: "Now I has heard that you and Jacques Chirac is an item cos he don't want to see you get you botty whipped. What is dat all about?"
-Saddam: "Mr Chirac is a fine man and shall be rewarded with lots of free oil"
-Ali G: "It ain't gonna be no good if we does bomb you to death, as you'll be in so much pain you won't be able to give him any! He'll really be done up the botty then!"
-Saddam: "We shall be ready for any war"
-Ali G: "What if it was the Chineese, they've got the burn....can i do it on you? (procedes to grab Saddam's arm and performs a Chineese burn"
-Saddam: "Owwwww (Begins to cry)"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time you big wuss, me does really hope you country get what it deserves, a second KFC in Baghdad in case da other runs out of chikan"
In Conclusion:
"Me has established that Blair and Bush would have no problems sending Jack Straw and Coffee Annan to the UN to get a second reso, or even the go ahead for a second KFC. But one fing is for sure, if theres a war, lets keep it real, and lets keep is massive!"
-Ali G: "Alright check this; I is wif me main man George Bush, he is da President of da US, some would even say da world, and him is well ****** off with the Hussains. Nice to meet your Bush"
-Bush: "Why thank you for arrangiation of this interveiwalisation"
-Ali G: "What? (Pause whilst looking confused) Anyway, me knows you fink dat Saddam is a knob and dat he kills millions of people but why do you want to help him kill even more"
-Bush: "We don't want to kill any more civilains, but Saddam is an evil tyra...tyran...tyran....man, and he must not be allowed to keep weapons of mass distraction"
-Ali G: "What so you is saying dat they ain't allowed water ballon fights?"
-Bush: "Any weapon that is likely to injure one of his own people or that of a neighbouring country is classed as a weapon of mass distraction and Saddam has been told he's not allowed to have, in effectifaction we've told him playtime is over"
-Ali G: "For real. What we all want to know is that you're finking of using your bombers. Don't you fink that this is a bit disgusting and will you have to eat a dodgy Curry before hand"
-Bush: "Well we'll be using Americas bombers..."
-Ali G: "What you is going to collect all the poo from every Armanian....I don't fink so"
-Bush: "No No, not poo, we'll be using B52 bombers to drop the bombs over Iraq, but this will be a last resort if Iraq fails to disarm"
-Ali G: "Does it hurt to be disarmed, as I got me mate Paul, don't let the poofy name fool you is as hard as nails, well a Tolberone anyway, Anyway me mate Paul who me hangs around wif by the Egham KFC grabbed my arms, put his foot on my chest and started pulling. Me arms didn't come off but they was well sore for days after and me chest still hurt listen (gives a poor fake cough)...although i did end up with a nice imprint of a size 10 Nikey which everyone fort was a well cool tatoo"
-Bush: "No you don't take their arms off them you take away the weapons of mass distraction, making the world a safer place and allowing all the Amreicans in the United States of Atlanta to have their freedom without living in fear"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time, George (laughs at name), but me has got one last question, why do they call you Bush, is it cos you have got a shaven haven rather than a beast"
-Bush: "Well I shave every day, sometimes I even like a tiny goatee"
-Ali G: "You may be a tranny, but maximum respect"
Next it would be obvious for Ali G to to visit Tony Blair at 10 Downing Street to get a perspective on the War from a British point of view.
-Ali G: "I am ere, wif one of the best Prime Ministers of the last year in England, and he is here to talk about da war fing...big up Mr Blobby"
-Blair: "It's Blair actually"
-Ali G: "Whatever...now me has heard from another two other botty boys called George and Micheal and they made a song about you being Bushes dog, ya know your his"
-Blair: "I think the issue here is not whether I'm his , but more of a case as what we can do for each other"
-Ali G: "So sometimes you swap round, dat is well disgusting, although me uncle Jamal finks you'd have a tight botty"
-Blair: "Well we need to be tight lipped on this matter as it's a matter of national security, and I believe if we raise taxes we'll be able to fund a war with Iraq, and then be able to put Petrol prices up to £5 a litre with 98% of the price also being tax"
-Ali G: "Alright don't go on about it, talk to da hand cos da face ain't listening! Now Bush was saying that they are going to drop poo on Iraq, are we going to drop dead animals on Iraq from the massive (finger flick) amount that died from the athletes foot and mouth dat they got?"
-Blair: "No we have dealt with that matter, and for a war with Iraq, we will be using our fleet of Tornados to launch the initial phase of war"
-Ali G: "And you fink that they is going to go (In a high pitched voice) 'Oh no the Brits are sending a wind towards, we're all going to die'...chinny reckon"
-Blair: "The Tornados are the Britishs fleet of fighter planes that will help the Americans in the bombing of Iraq to force out Saddam, and clear the country of his weapons of mass distruction"
-Ali G: "Me has heard that there will be a mass blood shed, would it not be easier to just get one from Homebase and paint it red"
-Blair: "I don't think that'd be an option...."
-Ali G: "Why not? Dey is ony 99 squid?"
-Blair: "Well we don't want any bloodshed, but Saddam has already killed 1 million of his own people"
-Ali G: "Dat is alot what, that's like the queue for KFC on a friday night"
-Blair: "Quite, but it's this kind of behaviour that we will try and liberate the Iraqi people from"
-Ali G: "Well Blair, me knows you have got to go off now and film another Blair Witch Project as your missis is waiting for you, just make sure that if there is a KFC in Iraq....you save the Chikan"
His final task would be to go to Baghdad to visit Saddam himself, to see what he plans to do if attacked
-Ali G: "Easy now, now I am wif the bad boy of the moment, and me does not mean Puffy what. Big up to Saddam Hussein"
-Saddam(Via translater): "Thank you thank you"
-Ali G: "Now everyone seems to hate you at the moment, do you fink it's got anything to do wif that hamster on your face"
-Saddam: "I do not know what a Hompstor is?"
-Ali G: "For real, it's like a Bush"
-Saddam: "Ah, Bush is devil man, he want Iraqi oil, have no reason to hurt Iraqis, that is my job"
-Ali G: "Have you ever tried da head lock, dat well hurts if done for long enough, across the windpipe, real tight"
-Saddam: "Huh?"
-Ali G: "Anyways me thinks that there is going to be some fings dropping onto Iraq from da US and UK dat is going to well hurt, how is you going to deal wif these?"
-Saddam: "The Iraqi people will fight anywhere, on any land across any sky"
-Ali G: "But dey is going to flatten you, why don't you just give up"
-Saddam: "I'll never give up, we have done no wrong...ish"
-Ali G: "Now I has heard that you and Jacques Chirac is an item cos he don't want to see you get you botty whipped. What is dat all about?"
-Saddam: "Mr Chirac is a fine man and shall be rewarded with lots of free oil"
-Ali G: "It ain't gonna be no good if we does bomb you to death, as you'll be in so much pain you won't be able to give him any! He'll really be done up the botty then!"
-Saddam: "We shall be ready for any war"
-Ali G: "What if it was the Chineese, they've got the burn....can i do it on you? (procedes to grab Saddam's arm and performs a Chineese burn"
-Saddam: "Owwwww (Begins to cry)"
-Ali G: "Well fanks for your time you big wuss, me does really hope you country get what it deserves, a second KFC in Baghdad in case da other runs out of chikan"
In Conclusion:
"Me has established that Blair and Bush would have no problems sending Jack Straw and Coffee Annan to the UN to get a second reso, or even the go ahead for a second KFC. But one fing is for sure, if theres a war, lets keep it real, and lets keep is massive!"