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He has his gasmask.
His bullet-proof jacket.
And, quite amusingly, he has spent all day trying to buy not a car, not a motorbike, not a van, but a lorry. A huge lorry.
He's gone to Iraq and he's brought a lorry.
If you think I'm insane, it's my genes.
Actually, I just made that up. DEVIOUS = ME!!!!!!!!
He was doing something about the Taliban and the Iraq situation.
At one point his car was shot at by guys with AK47's and he got a big piece of shrapnel in his nose and blood all over his face.
Oh and a lorry would be best as you can smash things up and run people over in them. :-)
...he must have balls the size of melons!
Hope he gets back okay.
He has his gasmask.
His bullet-proof jacket.
And, quite amusingly, he has spent all day trying to buy not a car, not a motorbike, not a van, but a lorry. A huge lorry.
He's gone to Iraq and he's brought a lorry.
If you think I'm insane, it's my genes.