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Then it all falls so low...
Today I hear from Special Reserve about the mystical invention that will change the way cities are designed...
Many of the regulars know, and a few of the newbies have already worked out, that I am quite insane. For the last six months I have been ironing out bugs in my wonderous new invention... the hover car.
Now, although the invention is far from perfect, I was convinced that the invention will work, and the actual system will be cheap, and safe to the enviroment.
Unfortuantly, someone may have got there first. Through lack of money on my behalf, I was unable to test my floatation engine, and the idea is still bouncing around in my head, but with no joy.
So I hear today about this secret project, released next year... I really do hope it's just a motorised scooter... I really do.
Today I hear from Special Reserve about the mystical invention that will change the way cities are designed...
Many of the regulars know, and a few of the newbies have already worked out, that I am quite insane. For the last six months I have been ironing out bugs in my wonderous new invention... the hover car.
Now, although the invention is far from perfect, I was convinced that the invention will work, and the actual system will be cheap, and safe to the enviroment.
Unfortuantly, someone may have got there first. Through lack of money on my behalf, I was unable to test my floatation engine, and the idea is still bouncing around in my head, but with no joy.
So I hear today about this secret project, released next year... I really do hope it's just a motorised scooter... I really do.
No - it will be designed to avoid travel altogether.
In my humble opinion.
Sorry - in OUR humble opinion (I keep forgetting that I am a dual personality)
Let's have some nutty ideas about how to avoid travel.
Here's our suggestion:
You don't go home. Smaller computers allow space on the desk for a work-bed, which folds up to act as a mobile phone and cup holder, with built in bathroom, during the day.
While you are asleep your PC is plugged into your brain to allow you to do tomorrows work today. Google searches your brain and publishes the results and this protects all employers from employing anybody other than those with the purest of thoughts. It being, of course, unfashionable and politically incorrect to have any impure thoughts.
In my humble opinion.
Sorry - in OUR humble opinion (I keep forgetting that I am a dual personality)
Let's have some nutty ideas about how to avoid travel.
Here's our suggestion:
You don't go home. Smaller computers allow space on the desk for a work-bed, which folds up to act as a mobile phone and cup holder, with built in bathroom, during the day.
While you are asleep your PC is plugged into your brain to allow you to do tomorrows work today. Google searches your brain and publishes the results and this protects all employers from employing anybody other than those with the purest of thoughts. It being, of course, unfashionable and politically incorrect to have any impure thoughts.
I told you to get those patents signed Grix. They wouldn't be able to touch your ideas for lawsuits then.
Then it all falls so low...
Today I hear from Special Reserve about the mystical invention that will change the way cities are designed...
Many of the regulars know, and a few of the newbies have already worked out, that I am quite insane. For the last six months I have been ironing out bugs in my wonderous new invention... the hover car.
Now, although the invention is far from perfect, I was convinced that the invention will work, and the actual system will be cheap, and safe to the enviroment.
Unfortuantly, someone may have got there first. Through lack of money on my behalf, I was unable to test my floatation engine, and the idea is still bouncing around in my head, but with no joy.
So I hear today about this secret project, released next year... I really do hope it's just a motorised scooter... I really do.
Today I hear from Special Reserve about the mystical invention that will change the way cities are designed...
Many of the regulars know, and a few of the newbies have already worked out, that I am quite insane. For the last six months I have been ironing out bugs in my wonderous new invention... the hover car.
Now, although the invention is far from perfect, I was convinced that the invention will work, and the actual system will be cheap, and safe to the enviroment.
Unfortuantly, someone may have got there first. Through lack of money on my behalf, I was unable to test my floatation engine, and the idea is still bouncing around in my head, but with no joy.
So I hear today about this secret project, released next year... I really do hope it's just a motorised scooter... I really do.