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""Bit like cars this" - A tribute to Alan Partridge"

In my opinion one of the best comedy programmes. Series one, series two bung down your hilarious quotes, or funny scenes, here. I'll get the ball rolling:

- singing Goldfinger while walking down the M11

- singing Queen when entering travel tavern

- "now your talking my language" "Hope not", talking to boat guys in the bar.

In my opinion one of the best comedy programmes. Series one, series two bung down your hilarious quotes, or funny scenes, here. I'll get the ball rolling:

- singing Goldfinger while walking down the M11

- singing Queen when entering travel tavern

- "now your talking my language" "Hope not", talking to boat guys in the bar.

"Alan you CAN'T"
"Well there's no need for that! Just because I've got a sh#t table!"

"She's a bit like Burt Reynolds....very reliable but has a moustache"

"YES! It's an extender"

"Women. What are they?"

"ALAN! ALAN, ALAN, ALAN, ALAN. My name is ALAN!"

"Roll on the thighs of a virgin!....I'm being bawdy, Lynn, enjoy it."

"Are you entirely motivated by hatred?"

"That's a fact! French people eat onions and go, "ohi, hoie, ho"

"Smell my cheese, you mother!"

Partridge is by far the funniest show I've ever seen on British TV. I could quote him forever and I routinely incorporate his terminology and phrase into my normal everyday life.

"That would be hideous."

TV programme producer, holding his throat: "I'll get the beers in."

Alan: "What?"

TV programme producer (in rasping voice): "I've got no vocal cords Alan."

Alan: "You could be a good bad guy, maybe out of James Bond. Dr No...vocal cords!"

Alan: "You're a bloke! I kissed you!"

She-man: "I'm a woman, I've got breasts!"

Alan: "I've got a good mind to knock your bloke off! I should have known - hands like a bloody goalkeeper!"

"block" not "bloke"

whats that? solid brass egg holder. Will that be included with the house, I mean its not a deal breaker, but I would like to know.....

Whats this small sink thing? thats a drainer. yeah, get rid of it.

He's making one more easter special where he gets killed off.

:'(

splidding hairs, thats funny how u replace ur ts with ds. if u ask me its the behaviour of a dosser. yes thats right a dosser and a dwad. and if rumours are to be believed ur back on the boddle.

u have big sheds that noones allowed in, and inside these sheds are 10ft chickens. and these chickens are scared, theyre saying y am i so massive!!

nice array of pasties u have here..... i dont want one, just making small talk.