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In my opinion one of the best comedy programmes. Series one, series two bung down your hilarious quotes, or funny scenes, here. I'll get the ball rolling:
- singing Goldfinger while walking down the M11
- singing Queen when entering travel tavern
- "now your talking my language" "Hope not", talking to boat guys in the bar.
- singing Goldfinger while walking down the M11
- singing Queen when entering travel tavern
- "now your talking my language" "Hope not", talking to boat guys in the bar.
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"mmmmmm mince"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/quotes_generator.shtml
"Michael, release the headmaster."
*Alan is wearing a hard hat with the word 'BOSS' written on it.*
Alan: "No offence Lynn but technically, your life isn't worth insuring."
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* Alan finds out that Michael's friend had video'd over 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with America's strongest man*
Alan: "Well now you've got Norfolk's Angriest man!"
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*People kept misquoting Bond films*
Alan: "STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!"
Alan: "No offence Lynn but technically, your life isn't worth insuring."
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* Alan finds out that Michael's friend had video'd over 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with America's strongest man*
Alan: "Well now you've got Norfolk's Angriest man!"
***
*People kept misquoting Bond films*
Alan: "STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!"
"The potato famine, what was that all about"
"Well thousands of people died Alan"
"Well you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater"
or
"Alan can you smell gas?"
"It's ok, i just ate a scotch egg earlier"
"Well thousands of people died Alan"
"Well you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater"
or
"Alan can you smell gas?"
"It's ok, i just ate a scotch egg earlier"
yes, nice jacket, but looks a bit like a bullet proof vest. means any would be assassin would be more likely to go for a head shot
L> alan, I spoke to the dealership, and they said that if you want air conditioning on your rover, it'll cost you extra.
A> will I be able to keep you on as my PA if I go for the air conditioning?
L> No ........... but I could hold a hand fan to cool you down .....
A> Congratulations Lynn, you've just re-negotiated your contract
M> I've seen some terrible things mind,
A> what? like three men burning in a tank going 'errrrrrr' ?
L> alan, I spoke to the dealership, and they said that if you want air conditioning on your rover, it'll cost you extra.
A> will I be able to keep you on as my PA if I go for the air conditioning?
L> No ........... but I could hold a hand fan to cool you down .....
A> Congratulations Lynn, you've just re-negotiated your contract
M> I've seen some terrible things mind,
A> what? like three men burning in a tank going 'errrrrrr' ?
"Cabbages, dont like Cabbages, move on"
Alan to the weird guy who loves him : "no way you big spastic" and drives off to a dead end
splidding hairs, thats funny how u replace ur ts with ds. if u ask me its the behaviour of a dosser. yes thats right a dosser and a dwad. and if rumours are to be believed ur back on the boddle.
u have big sheds that noones allowed in, and inside these sheds are 10ft chickens. and these chickens are scared, theyre saying y am i so massive!!
nice array of pasties u have here..... i dont want one, just making small talk.
u have big sheds that noones allowed in, and inside these sheds are 10ft chickens. and these chickens are scared, theyre saying y am i so massive!!
nice array of pasties u have here..... i dont want one, just making small talk.
He's making one more easter special where he gets killed off.
:'(
:'(
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