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*Promo opens with the bWo logo, fading into television static, and then showing the bWo group in a small basement room: Steve Corino on a sofa with two random bikini-wearing girls; Big Stevie Cool also on the sofa; RVD(AJ) working out in front of a mirror with his SRW belt on; LL Cool TT just coming through the door at the top of the stairs leading to the room; Jericho playing pool. bWo theme music plays throughout the promo.*
Steve Corino: Y’know, it’s come to my attention that, besides our main man, R – V – D, winning his last match on Burnout, I’ve got a new bunch of HOMIES!
*Cheering from the other guys*
SC: Yeah, the bWo is back in business, baby! After running out of steam in ’96, we’re back, and better than ever! But, being from ECW as we all are, we were afraid that we wouldn’t get NOTICED by the ‘fans’ in SRW. In hindsight, perhaps that’s a little ridiculous, cos, well, y’know, we’re the bWo!
*Another cheer from the guys*
SC: But here’s the thing. We owe a lot to our man, LL, cos he’s the guy that brought us into this whole shebang and got the ball rolling! LL-
Whole bWo: WE SALUTE YE!
SC: This is so great! We ROCK!
Big Stevie Cool: But now, we’ve got ourselves our first problem, right, guys?
*bWo members nod in agreement*
BSC: Yep, muchos problemos! Y’see, Chris Benoit was dealt with at Burnout, but now we learn that he’s not done yet!
*Fake gasps from the bWo*
BSC: Yeah, I know, how can a guy who can’t walk take on THE FASTEST GROWING PHENOMENON IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!
*Huge cheering from the other guys*
BSC: He says he’ll be back in time for the next Pay Per View, and that he wants a particular title…what title was it, now? Oh yeah, that one!
*The bWo look at RVD(AJ) and his SRW title, while RVD(AJ) just shrugs his shoulders and looks typically arrogant*
BSC: I know that there are those of you out there in TV land who think that that belt over there is called something like the Undisrupted Heavyweight SRW Championship or something crazy like that…uh-uh…that there’s the newest title in the wrestling biz, baby! That’s the bWo title, yeah! And come next Eclipse, the full changes will have been made to it’s golden face! Oh yeah!
*The room erupts into a mass of cheers*
LL Cool TT: Benoit, we’re gonna kick your áss again, son, that’s for sure, but next time, we’ll finish the job. But here’s the thing – we ain’t gonna do it cos you want the bWo belt, no, no. We’re gonna finish you cos you represent something that repulses us so much we find it difficult to hold our lunch when we go near the damn place – you represent that goddamn SRW!
*bWo guys all boo loudly*
LL: We take heart from the fact that we got Benoit out of the picture for a while on Burnout, but we’ve got another situation we’ve realised that needs sorting out, blue style. As most guys know, we’ve got two lily-livered, scurrilous sons of b!tches as SRW tag champions, yeah, I’m talking about Grandprix and The Psychiatrist! Now I don’t care what feuds we may seem to be interrupting – you don’t gotta write us into it, I don’t care about the damn fans’ enjoyment, that’s not why we bust our ásses every night – we’re getting those belts next week, one way or another, and then, here’s the best part about it…we’re CONVERTING them. Yep, we’ve done it with the Heavyweight belt, and now we’re gonna take every one of the belts, one – by one – by one – and they’re gonna be converted to be purely blue!
*General ‘wa-heys’ etc*
LL: And then, according to the laws and by-laws of SRW itself, when we’ve got all the belts in the name of the bWo…guess what…then the promotion that is SRW gives way to the bWo, baby!
*Huge cheering from the bWo*
LL: That’s right, the bWo is coming to take over SRW – we’ll take your belts, your arenas, your TV, your money, your women, hell, in the words of Michael Jackson, we’ll take the lot! If you guys in SRW are as stupid as we think we are, you’re gonna need a little round-up of what we’ve said, aren’t you? Well, RVD’s the champ, the belt’s now the bWo Heavyweight Championship, Steve Corino and Big Stevie Cool want the Tag Titles next week (like it or not) and we’re officially declaring war on SRW. That’s why we’re gonna finish you off, Benoit, at the next PPV, RVD(AJ) WILL end your career, in a match that we’ve been thinking about for a good 7 ½ minutes, now, but you’ll find out closer to the time, I guess…
*LL Cool TT’s face fades out into a static, and then into the bWo logo, as the bWo music plays out*
***
By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to be wasted.
Steve Corino: Y’know, it’s come to my attention that, besides our main man, R – V – D, winning his last match on Burnout, I’ve got a new bunch of HOMIES!
*Cheering from the other guys*
SC: Yeah, the bWo is back in business, baby! After running out of steam in ’96, we’re back, and better than ever! But, being from ECW as we all are, we were afraid that we wouldn’t get NOTICED by the ‘fans’ in SRW. In hindsight, perhaps that’s a little ridiculous, cos, well, y’know, we’re the bWo!
*Another cheer from the guys*
SC: But here’s the thing. We owe a lot to our man, LL, cos he’s the guy that brought us into this whole shebang and got the ball rolling! LL-
Whole bWo: WE SALUTE YE!
SC: This is so great! We ROCK!
Big Stevie Cool: But now, we’ve got ourselves our first problem, right, guys?
*bWo members nod in agreement*
BSC: Yep, muchos problemos! Y’see, Chris Benoit was dealt with at Burnout, but now we learn that he’s not done yet!
*Fake gasps from the bWo*
BSC: Yeah, I know, how can a guy who can’t walk take on THE FASTEST GROWING PHENOMENON IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!
*Huge cheering from the other guys*
BSC: He says he’ll be back in time for the next Pay Per View, and that he wants a particular title…what title was it, now? Oh yeah, that one!
*The bWo look at RVD(AJ) and his SRW title, while RVD(AJ) just shrugs his shoulders and looks typically arrogant*
BSC: I know that there are those of you out there in TV land who think that that belt over there is called something like the Undisrupted Heavyweight SRW Championship or something crazy like that…uh-uh…that there’s the newest title in the wrestling biz, baby! That’s the bWo title, yeah! And come next Eclipse, the full changes will have been made to it’s golden face! Oh yeah!
*The room erupts into a mass of cheers*
LL Cool TT: Benoit, we’re gonna kick your áss again, son, that’s for sure, but next time, we’ll finish the job. But here’s the thing – we ain’t gonna do it cos you want the bWo belt, no, no. We’re gonna finish you cos you represent something that repulses us so much we find it difficult to hold our lunch when we go near the damn place – you represent that goddamn SRW!
*bWo guys all boo loudly*
LL: We take heart from the fact that we got Benoit out of the picture for a while on Burnout, but we’ve got another situation we’ve realised that needs sorting out, blue style. As most guys know, we’ve got two lily-livered, scurrilous sons of b!tches as SRW tag champions, yeah, I’m talking about Grandprix and The Psychiatrist! Now I don’t care what feuds we may seem to be interrupting – you don’t gotta write us into it, I don’t care about the damn fans’ enjoyment, that’s not why we bust our ásses every night – we’re getting those belts next week, one way or another, and then, here’s the best part about it…we’re CONVERTING them. Yep, we’ve done it with the Heavyweight belt, and now we’re gonna take every one of the belts, one – by one – by one – and they’re gonna be converted to be purely blue!
*General ‘wa-heys’ etc*
LL: And then, according to the laws and by-laws of SRW itself, when we’ve got all the belts in the name of the bWo…guess what…then the promotion that is SRW gives way to the bWo, baby!
*Huge cheering from the bWo*
LL: That’s right, the bWo is coming to take over SRW – we’ll take your belts, your arenas, your TV, your money, your women, hell, in the words of Michael Jackson, we’ll take the lot! If you guys in SRW are as stupid as we think we are, you’re gonna need a little round-up of what we’ve said, aren’t you? Well, RVD’s the champ, the belt’s now the bWo Heavyweight Championship, Steve Corino and Big Stevie Cool want the Tag Titles next week (like it or not) and we’re officially declaring war on SRW. That’s why we’re gonna finish you off, Benoit, at the next PPV, RVD(AJ) WILL end your career, in a match that we’ve been thinking about for a good 7 ½ minutes, now, but you’ll find out closer to the time, I guess…
*LL Cool TT’s face fades out into a static, and then into the bWo logo, as the bWo music plays out*
***
By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to be wasted.
Well, it is two against one at the moment.
Mua ha ha, me and Andy are gonna whoop your punk behind next week Matt, and win those titles. :D
It seems like a new system is evolving. It's a perfect target for The System Fighters! Well, System Fighter as Psych is out injured.
LL CóòL †† wrote:
> By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as
> he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to
> be wasted.
I was beginning to wonder... Don't write anything involving him as I have a promo ready for the next Eclipse involving him. I'll say no more! :D
Nice promo. It puts the bWo into perspective. They think that they can take all the titles in SRW?! Thats gonna be a hard statement to live up to! :)
> By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as
> he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to
> be wasted.
I was beginning to wonder... Don't write anything involving him as I have a promo ready for the next Eclipse involving him. I'll say no more! :D
Nice promo. It puts the bWo into perspective. They think that they can take all the titles in SRW?! Thats gonna be a hard statement to live up to! :)
Excellent stuff. :D I love the idea, totally original to SRW...please continue the angle in whatever way you can, and I'm sure we can get the bWo involved in some tag team stuff. It should be interesting to see how the SRW and CAW divisions react...promo coming up from me later. {:)
Nice one LL.
Nice one LL.
*Promo opens with the bWo logo, fading into television static, and then showing the bWo group in a small basement room: Steve Corino on a sofa with two random bikini-wearing girls; Big Stevie Cool also on the sofa; RVD(AJ) working out in front of a mirror with his SRW belt on; LL Cool TT just coming through the door at the top of the stairs leading to the room; Jericho playing pool. bWo theme music plays throughout the promo.*
Steve Corino: Y’know, it’s come to my attention that, besides our main man, R – V – D, winning his last match on Burnout, I’ve got a new bunch of HOMIES!
*Cheering from the other guys*
SC: Yeah, the bWo is back in business, baby! After running out of steam in ’96, we’re back, and better than ever! But, being from ECW as we all are, we were afraid that we wouldn’t get NOTICED by the ‘fans’ in SRW. In hindsight, perhaps that’s a little ridiculous, cos, well, y’know, we’re the bWo!
*Another cheer from the guys*
SC: But here’s the thing. We owe a lot to our man, LL, cos he’s the guy that brought us into this whole shebang and got the ball rolling! LL-
Whole bWo: WE SALUTE YE!
SC: This is so great! We ROCK!
Big Stevie Cool: But now, we’ve got ourselves our first problem, right, guys?
*bWo members nod in agreement*
BSC: Yep, muchos problemos! Y’see, Chris Benoit was dealt with at Burnout, but now we learn that he’s not done yet!
*Fake gasps from the bWo*
BSC: Yeah, I know, how can a guy who can’t walk take on THE FASTEST GROWING PHENOMENON IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!
*Huge cheering from the other guys*
BSC: He says he’ll be back in time for the next Pay Per View, and that he wants a particular title…what title was it, now? Oh yeah, that one!
*The bWo look at RVD(AJ) and his SRW title, while RVD(AJ) just shrugs his shoulders and looks typically arrogant*
BSC: I know that there are those of you out there in TV land who think that that belt over there is called something like the Undisrupted Heavyweight SRW Championship or something crazy like that…uh-uh…that there’s the newest title in the wrestling biz, baby! That’s the bWo title, yeah! And come next Eclipse, the full changes will have been made to it’s golden face! Oh yeah!
*The room erupts into a mass of cheers*
LL Cool TT: Benoit, we’re gonna kick your áss again, son, that’s for sure, but next time, we’ll finish the job. But here’s the thing – we ain’t gonna do it cos you want the bWo belt, no, no. We’re gonna finish you cos you represent something that repulses us so much we find it difficult to hold our lunch when we go near the damn place – you represent that goddamn SRW!
*bWo guys all boo loudly*
LL: We take heart from the fact that we got Benoit out of the picture for a while on Burnout, but we’ve got another situation we’ve realised that needs sorting out, blue style. As most guys know, we’ve got two lily-livered, scurrilous sons of b!tches as SRW tag champions, yeah, I’m talking about Grandprix and The Psychiatrist! Now I don’t care what feuds we may seem to be interrupting – you don’t gotta write us into it, I don’t care about the damn fans’ enjoyment, that’s not why we bust our ásses every night – we’re getting those belts next week, one way or another, and then, here’s the best part about it…we’re CONVERTING them. Yep, we’ve done it with the Heavyweight belt, and now we’re gonna take every one of the belts, one – by one – by one – and they’re gonna be converted to be purely blue!
*General ‘wa-heys’ etc*
LL: And then, according to the laws and by-laws of SRW itself, when we’ve got all the belts in the name of the bWo…guess what…then the promotion that is SRW gives way to the bWo, baby!
*Huge cheering from the bWo*
LL: That’s right, the bWo is coming to take over SRW – we’ll take your belts, your arenas, your TV, your money, your women, hell, in the words of Michael Jackson, we’ll take the lot! If you guys in SRW are as stupid as we think we are, you’re gonna need a little round-up of what we’ve said, aren’t you? Well, RVD’s the champ, the belt’s now the bWo Heavyweight Championship, Steve Corino and Big Stevie Cool want the Tag Titles next week (like it or not) and we’re officially declaring war on SRW. That’s why we’re gonna finish you off, Benoit, at the next PPV, RVD(AJ) WILL end your career, in a match that we’ve been thinking about for a good 7 ½ minutes, now, but you’ll find out closer to the time, I guess…
*LL Cool TT’s face fades out into a static, and then into the bWo logo, as the bWo music plays out*
***
By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to be wasted.
Steve Corino: Y’know, it’s come to my attention that, besides our main man, R – V – D, winning his last match on Burnout, I’ve got a new bunch of HOMIES!
*Cheering from the other guys*
SC: Yeah, the bWo is back in business, baby! After running out of steam in ’96, we’re back, and better than ever! But, being from ECW as we all are, we were afraid that we wouldn’t get NOTICED by the ‘fans’ in SRW. In hindsight, perhaps that’s a little ridiculous, cos, well, y’know, we’re the bWo!
*Another cheer from the guys*
SC: But here’s the thing. We owe a lot to our man, LL, cos he’s the guy that brought us into this whole shebang and got the ball rolling! LL-
Whole bWo: WE SALUTE YE!
SC: This is so great! We ROCK!
Big Stevie Cool: But now, we’ve got ourselves our first problem, right, guys?
*bWo members nod in agreement*
BSC: Yep, muchos problemos! Y’see, Chris Benoit was dealt with at Burnout, but now we learn that he’s not done yet!
*Fake gasps from the bWo*
BSC: Yeah, I know, how can a guy who can’t walk take on THE FASTEST GROWING PHENOMENON IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!
*Huge cheering from the other guys*
BSC: He says he’ll be back in time for the next Pay Per View, and that he wants a particular title…what title was it, now? Oh yeah, that one!
*The bWo look at RVD(AJ) and his SRW title, while RVD(AJ) just shrugs his shoulders and looks typically arrogant*
BSC: I know that there are those of you out there in TV land who think that that belt over there is called something like the Undisrupted Heavyweight SRW Championship or something crazy like that…uh-uh…that there’s the newest title in the wrestling biz, baby! That’s the bWo title, yeah! And come next Eclipse, the full changes will have been made to it’s golden face! Oh yeah!
*The room erupts into a mass of cheers*
LL Cool TT: Benoit, we’re gonna kick your áss again, son, that’s for sure, but next time, we’ll finish the job. But here’s the thing – we ain’t gonna do it cos you want the bWo belt, no, no. We’re gonna finish you cos you represent something that repulses us so much we find it difficult to hold our lunch when we go near the damn place – you represent that goddamn SRW!
*bWo guys all boo loudly*
LL: We take heart from the fact that we got Benoit out of the picture for a while on Burnout, but we’ve got another situation we’ve realised that needs sorting out, blue style. As most guys know, we’ve got two lily-livered, scurrilous sons of b!tches as SRW tag champions, yeah, I’m talking about Grandprix and The Psychiatrist! Now I don’t care what feuds we may seem to be interrupting – you don’t gotta write us into it, I don’t care about the damn fans’ enjoyment, that’s not why we bust our ásses every night – we’re getting those belts next week, one way or another, and then, here’s the best part about it…we’re CONVERTING them. Yep, we’ve done it with the Heavyweight belt, and now we’re gonna take every one of the belts, one – by one – by one – and they’re gonna be converted to be purely blue!
*General ‘wa-heys’ etc*
LL: And then, according to the laws and by-laws of SRW itself, when we’ve got all the belts in the name of the bWo…guess what…then the promotion that is SRW gives way to the bWo, baby!
*Huge cheering from the bWo*
LL: That’s right, the bWo is coming to take over SRW – we’ll take your belts, your arenas, your TV, your money, your women, hell, in the words of Michael Jackson, we’ll take the lot! If you guys in SRW are as stupid as we think we are, you’re gonna need a little round-up of what we’ve said, aren’t you? Well, RVD’s the champ, the belt’s now the bWo Heavyweight Championship, Steve Corino and Big Stevie Cool want the Tag Titles next week (like it or not) and we’re officially declaring war on SRW. That’s why we’re gonna finish you off, Benoit, at the next PPV, RVD(AJ) WILL end your career, in a match that we’ve been thinking about for a good 7 ½ minutes, now, but you’ll find out closer to the time, I guess…
*LL Cool TT’s face fades out into a static, and then into the bWo logo, as the bWo music plays out*
***
By the way, I haven’t forgotten about Steve Austin, being in jail as he is, I’m just biding my time with the storyline. It can’t afford to be wasted.