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Anarchy (DW)
Josh Matthews (DW)
Batista (Figo)
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Josh Matthews is live in the back. He has a microphone, and is in search of the SRW Hardcore Champion, Dave Batista (Figo). He finds a dressing room with the champs name on the door. Josh knocks, and walks in.
“HEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?”
A red faced, butt-naked Batista reaches for his towel.
“How dare you walk in on me like that!”
Josh Matthews is quick to apologise.
“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!”
Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh. The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor. The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall. Batista looks at Matthews, then at the door, and again at Matthews. He turns towards the door, but instead of leaving, he locks it, preventing anyone the chance to stop this annihilation. Batista again picks up Matthews. This time, though, he throws Matthews back first into the wall! WHAM! Look at the dent. That was brutal, no doubt about it. The referees are building up outside Batista’s locker room. Batista stares at the camera, as a sly grin appears on his face. He turns around, and goes into the cupboard. After hearing a lot of rummaging around, Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh. Anarchy has arrived outside the locker room, and is trying to get in. The referees are stopping him. Some of the SRW roster is backstage, watching on a nearby monitor. They’re shaking their heads in disbelief, yet none of them are trying to force that door open to help. Matthews is lying in a pool of his own blood and sweat. Batista searches around his locker room. He finds a glass vase on the side counter. Part of the special treatment for champions is a luxury, well presented locker room. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS. The cameras go to outside the locker room, where Anarchy is desperately trying to get in. Anarchy shoves the referees back, and takes a run up. CRACK. He kicks the door, but doesn’t completely open it. WHAM. One more kick does it. Anarchy bursts into the room. WHAT THE HELL? BATISTA IS GONE! WHERE IS BATISTA? Anarchy kicks over the trashcan, and then leans down to help Josh. The EMTS rush in followed by commissioner Reaver. Reaver looks towards Anarchy.
“Anarchy. I know what you’re gunna ask…”
Anarchy cuts Reaver off.
“Reaver. Man to man…I’m asking, no, begging. Give me Batista. Give me the Hardcore Champion. Eclipse, Anarchy versus Batista, title or no title, it doesn’t matter. Reaver…look at what this son-of-a-****h has done! LOOK. HE WANTS TO FIGHT HARDCORE…I’LL PLAY ROUGH…I’LL PLAY WITH BARBED WIRE!”
Reaver is put on the spot.
“Don’t you raise your voice at the commissioner. Now, I’ll consider this match, and give my verdict when I return to my office.”
“CONSIDER? CONSIDER? WHY?”
Reaver leaves the locker room, as Anarchy turns his attention back to his manager and good friend Josh Matthews.
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Reaver, post your reply here please. Wouldn't mind facing Batista, as he looks like a worthy opponent.
Josh Matthews (DW)
Batista (Figo)
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Josh Matthews is live in the back. He has a microphone, and is in search of the SRW Hardcore Champion, Dave Batista (Figo). He finds a dressing room with the champs name on the door. Josh knocks, and walks in.
“HEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?”
A red faced, butt-naked Batista reaches for his towel.
“How dare you walk in on me like that!”
Josh Matthews is quick to apologise.
“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!”
Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh. The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor. The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall. Batista looks at Matthews, then at the door, and again at Matthews. He turns towards the door, but instead of leaving, he locks it, preventing anyone the chance to stop this annihilation. Batista again picks up Matthews. This time, though, he throws Matthews back first into the wall! WHAM! Look at the dent. That was brutal, no doubt about it. The referees are building up outside Batista’s locker room. Batista stares at the camera, as a sly grin appears on his face. He turns around, and goes into the cupboard. After hearing a lot of rummaging around, Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh. Anarchy has arrived outside the locker room, and is trying to get in. The referees are stopping him. Some of the SRW roster is backstage, watching on a nearby monitor. They’re shaking their heads in disbelief, yet none of them are trying to force that door open to help. Matthews is lying in a pool of his own blood and sweat. Batista searches around his locker room. He finds a glass vase on the side counter. Part of the special treatment for champions is a luxury, well presented locker room. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS. The cameras go to outside the locker room, where Anarchy is desperately trying to get in. Anarchy shoves the referees back, and takes a run up. CRACK. He kicks the door, but doesn’t completely open it. WHAM. One more kick does it. Anarchy bursts into the room. WHAT THE HELL? BATISTA IS GONE! WHERE IS BATISTA? Anarchy kicks over the trashcan, and then leans down to help Josh. The EMTS rush in followed by commissioner Reaver. Reaver looks towards Anarchy.
“Anarchy. I know what you’re gunna ask…”
Anarchy cuts Reaver off.
“Reaver. Man to man…I’m asking, no, begging. Give me Batista. Give me the Hardcore Champion. Eclipse, Anarchy versus Batista, title or no title, it doesn’t matter. Reaver…look at what this son-of-a-****h has done! LOOK. HE WANTS TO FIGHT HARDCORE…I’LL PLAY ROUGH…I’LL PLAY WITH BARBED WIRE!”
Reaver is put on the spot.
“Don’t you raise your voice at the commissioner. Now, I’ll consider this match, and give my verdict when I return to my office.”
“CONSIDER? CONSIDER? WHY?”
Reaver leaves the locker room, as Anarchy turns his attention back to his manager and good friend Josh Matthews.
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Reaver, post your reply here please. Wouldn't mind facing Batista, as he looks like a worthy opponent.
Ant wrote:
> "Next week, Josh Matthews (DW) will battle Batista (Figo)
> one-on-one in a non-title hardcore match.
Excellent. No doubt Anarchy will be a ringside. Stupid Batista.
*It's only a promo...*
*coughs*
*runs*
*laughs at Reaver being a face*
> "Next week, Josh Matthews (DW) will battle Batista (Figo)
> one-on-one in a non-title hardcore match.
Excellent. No doubt Anarchy will be a ringside. Stupid Batista.
*It's only a promo...*
*coughs*
*runs*
*laughs at Reaver being a face*
Ant wrote:
> That reminds me, who's up for the next PPV? Around 6th April?
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We could move another PPV to that time, and then I could take up the PPV slot they left behind.
Bah, cursed exams. :-@
> That reminds me, who's up for the next PPV? Around 6th April?
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We could move another PPV to that time, and then I could take up the PPV slot they left behind.
Bah, cursed exams. :-@
Excellent stuff, really great. Brutal, to the point, and a great way to start a new feud.
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*Reaver (Ant) appears on the titantron*
"Next week, Josh Matthews (DW) will battle Batista (Figo) one-on-one in a non-title hardcore match. If Josh wins, then at the next SRW PPV, Anarchy (DW) will face Batista (Figo) for the title."
_______________________________
That reminds me, who's up for the next PPV? Around 6th April?
______________________________
*Reaver (Ant) appears on the titantron*
"Next week, Josh Matthews (DW) will battle Batista (Figo) one-on-one in a non-title hardcore match. If Josh wins, then at the next SRW PPV, Anarchy (DW) will face Batista (Figo) for the title."
_______________________________
That reminds me, who's up for the next PPV? Around 6th April?
[vGNf'er] Gaz says:
Reply to ma promo please. Say "What utter crap"
So, well, what utter crap.
:-D
Nah, 'twas good - Batista -vs- Anarchy would be interesting. Especially in a Hardcore match. YeY!
Reply to ma promo please. Say "What utter crap"
So, well, what utter crap.
:-D
Nah, 'twas good - Batista -vs- Anarchy would be interesting. Especially in a Hardcore match. YeY!
Anarchy (DW)
Josh Matthews (DW)
Batista (Figo)
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Josh Matthews is live in the back. He has a microphone, and is in search of the SRW Hardcore Champion, Dave Batista (Figo). He finds a dressing room with the champs name on the door. Josh knocks, and walks in.
“HEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?”
A red faced, butt-naked Batista reaches for his towel.
“How dare you walk in on me like that!”
Josh Matthews is quick to apologise.
“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!”
Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh. The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor. The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall. Batista looks at Matthews, then at the door, and again at Matthews. He turns towards the door, but instead of leaving, he locks it, preventing anyone the chance to stop this annihilation. Batista again picks up Matthews. This time, though, he throws Matthews back first into the wall! WHAM! Look at the dent. That was brutal, no doubt about it. The referees are building up outside Batista’s locker room. Batista stares at the camera, as a sly grin appears on his face. He turns around, and goes into the cupboard. After hearing a lot of rummaging around, Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh. Anarchy has arrived outside the locker room, and is trying to get in. The referees are stopping him. Some of the SRW roster is backstage, watching on a nearby monitor. They’re shaking their heads in disbelief, yet none of them are trying to force that door open to help. Matthews is lying in a pool of his own blood and sweat. Batista searches around his locker room. He finds a glass vase on the side counter. Part of the special treatment for champions is a luxury, well presented locker room. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS. The cameras go to outside the locker room, where Anarchy is desperately trying to get in. Anarchy shoves the referees back, and takes a run up. CRACK. He kicks the door, but doesn’t completely open it. WHAM. One more kick does it. Anarchy bursts into the room. WHAT THE HELL? BATISTA IS GONE! WHERE IS BATISTA? Anarchy kicks over the trashcan, and then leans down to help Josh. The EMTS rush in followed by commissioner Reaver. Reaver looks towards Anarchy.
“Anarchy. I know what you’re gunna ask…”
Anarchy cuts Reaver off.
“Reaver. Man to man…I’m asking, no, begging. Give me Batista. Give me the Hardcore Champion. Eclipse, Anarchy versus Batista, title or no title, it doesn’t matter. Reaver…look at what this son-of-a-****h has done! LOOK. HE WANTS TO FIGHT HARDCORE…I’LL PLAY ROUGH…I’LL PLAY WITH BARBED WIRE!”
Reaver is put on the spot.
“Don’t you raise your voice at the commissioner. Now, I’ll consider this match, and give my verdict when I return to my office.”
“CONSIDER? CONSIDER? WHY?”
Reaver leaves the locker room, as Anarchy turns his attention back to his manager and good friend Josh Matthews.
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Reaver, post your reply here please. Wouldn't mind facing Batista, as he looks like a worthy opponent.
Josh Matthews (DW)
Batista (Figo)
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Josh Matthews is live in the back. He has a microphone, and is in search of the SRW Hardcore Champion, Dave Batista (Figo). He finds a dressing room with the champs name on the door. Josh knocks, and walks in.
“HEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?”
A red faced, butt-naked Batista reaches for his towel.
“How dare you walk in on me like that!”
Josh Matthews is quick to apologise.
“Mr. Batista, I’m sorry man, I didn’t mean to barge in!”
Batista is having none of it.
“You go give your little Anarchy boy a message from Batista.”
Without warning, a now semi-clothed Batista begins beating down on Josh. The young Tough Enough competitor is down on the floor. The Hardcore champ gets Matthews up, and rams his head into the wall. Batista looks at Matthews, then at the door, and again at Matthews. He turns towards the door, but instead of leaving, he locks it, preventing anyone the chance to stop this annihilation. Batista again picks up Matthews. This time, though, he throws Matthews back first into the wall! WHAM! Look at the dent. That was brutal, no doubt about it. The referees are building up outside Batista’s locker room. Batista stares at the camera, as a sly grin appears on his face. He turns around, and goes into the cupboard. After hearing a lot of rummaging around, Batista pulls out a trashcan full to the brim with fierce, damaging weapons. The first weapon he pulls out is a 2x4…not just any 2x4…a barbed wired 2x4! Batista puts the barbed wire 2x4 carefully against the head of Josh Matthews. He pulls back…SMASH! CRACK! The 2x4 has split in two, as the blood pours from the head of Josh. Anarchy has arrived outside the locker room, and is trying to get in. The referees are stopping him. Some of the SRW roster is backstage, watching on a nearby monitor. They’re shaking their heads in disbelief, yet none of them are trying to force that door open to help. Matthews is lying in a pool of his own blood and sweat. Batista searches around his locker room. He finds a glass vase on the side counter. Part of the special treatment for champions is a luxury, well presented locker room. He picks up the vase, and walks over to Matthews. SMASH! HE SMASHED THE GLASS OVER THE HEAD OF JOSH MATTHEWS. The cameras go to outside the locker room, where Anarchy is desperately trying to get in. Anarchy shoves the referees back, and takes a run up. CRACK. He kicks the door, but doesn’t completely open it. WHAM. One more kick does it. Anarchy bursts into the room. WHAT THE HELL? BATISTA IS GONE! WHERE IS BATISTA? Anarchy kicks over the trashcan, and then leans down to help Josh. The EMTS rush in followed by commissioner Reaver. Reaver looks towards Anarchy.
“Anarchy. I know what you’re gunna ask…”
Anarchy cuts Reaver off.
“Reaver. Man to man…I’m asking, no, begging. Give me Batista. Give me the Hardcore Champion. Eclipse, Anarchy versus Batista, title or no title, it doesn’t matter. Reaver…look at what this son-of-a-****h has done! LOOK. HE WANTS TO FIGHT HARDCORE…I’LL PLAY ROUGH…I’LL PLAY WITH BARBED WIRE!”
Reaver is put on the spot.
“Don’t you raise your voice at the commissioner. Now, I’ll consider this match, and give my verdict when I return to my office.”
“CONSIDER? CONSIDER? WHY?”
Reaver leaves the locker room, as Anarchy turns his attention back to his manager and good friend Josh Matthews.
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Reaver, post your reply here please. Wouldn't mind facing Batista, as he looks like a worthy opponent.