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"Suggestion for Comic Relief"

Take the money they spend training pregnant-wife-beating, drink-driving, drug-abusing John Thompson and train dogs to attack Noel Edmond's face on a maniquin on the off chance they'll come across him in the street.

Just a suggestion.

Every year on children in need, terry wogan flogs his tie.

I believe this to be sexist, as the female co-host does not sell her clothing.

Gaby Roslins blouse for a fiver? A snip at twice the price...

Comic Relief used to be really good in a time when the likes of Ben Elton and Lenny Henry were funny. But now they're not.

It's a load of boring, rubbish and annoying pap. Sure it's for a good cause and everything, but quality entertainment it's not and it's certainly something I'll be avoiding this year like I always do.

You can't seriously suggest getting rid of Comic Relief BEFORE Children In Need?

For a start it's only every two years, not every five minutes. And it looks quite good this year, "So Michael *looking at chess board*, which would you rather be, black or white?", "That's not funny Martin, that's just ignorant".

Ban it - if only in the name of quality TV programming.

i suggest that they make a hardcore lesbian flick with loads of fit celebs.

now that would pull in the money, especially if it was kelly brook.

dont know how it would pull in the money but it would be good fun

Take the money they spend training pregnant-wife-beating, drink-driving, drug-abusing John Thompson and train dogs to attack Noel Edmond's face on a maniquin on the off chance they'll come across him in the street.

Just a suggestion.