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"Friday afternoon"

So I go to the kitchen for a fag, come back and there are the 2 girls in my office (you might after a few pints) plus 3 from upstairs.

I walk in and they all have their tops hoisted to their necks comparing bras and boob sizes.
"Dont mind me" says I, sitting down to sort out a fax.
And they carry on talking about their sizes ranging from C to DD.

"Poor Goaty, he has to put up with this" says one
"Yeah, it's sad" says I "I totally dont pay attention to 5 women in their bras, comparing each other and touching"

Goddamn I love my life.
And the amusing part? This is 100%, strike-me-down-dead-otherwise true.
I'm off to the kitchen again.

So I go to the kitchen for a fag, come back and there are the 2 girls in my office (you might after a few pints) plus 3 from upstairs.

I walk in and they all have their tops hoisted to their necks comparing bras and boob sizes.
"Dont mind me" says I, sitting down to sort out a fax.
And they carry on talking about their sizes ranging from C to DD.

"Poor Goaty, he has to put up with this" says one
"Yeah, it's sad" says I "I totally dont pay attention to 5 women in their bras, comparing each other and touching"

Goddamn I love my life.
And the amusing part? This is 100%, strike-me-down-dead-otherwise true.
I'm off to the kitchen again.

I hanging around with the wrong women.

Christ! Where do you work?

Although, about a week ago, I stumbled across two nice girls at work discussing how they inserted their tampons.

I turned a mild shade of red and they fled.

women are usally only that comfortable around other women.

Makes you think...

Friday aftenoon for me involves double IT.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> women are usally only that comfortable around other women.
>
> Makes you think...

but it shouldn't:o

That sounds like a good recipe for insomniac sufferers.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> women are usally only that comfortable around other women.
>
> Makes you think...

Makes me wanna do something, but 'thinking' aint a huge part of it.

locky1133 wrote:
> Insane Bartender wrote:
> women are usally only that comfortable around other women.
>
> Makes you think...
>
> but it shouldn't:o

Oh, I thought you meant the tampo... doesn't matter.

I went to the canteen and there were three blokes discussing a game of space invaders that goes quicker the harder you pedal. I didn't want to think that one through, exercise and games don't mix. The only lovely girl here is a Bulgarian supermodel on the help desk and efforts to flirt in the five seconds of time taken to walk past her, when she is usually speaking to a client, is having mimimal effect.