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I'm trying to give up you see, Im 16 hours in and I'm beggining to shake.
I've got a migrane and I can't breath properly.
I have become a gibbering wreck of a man. Help please. help.
> Your a pirate of mens pant's, you blue-veined custard chucker,I bet
> last nights one was a boiler yet you still had a go on her bikini
> burger. Much better to use a bliff mag. I bet you were going at it up
> her Marmite motorway like a kangaroo sha**ing a space. hopper.
I was going to declare 'bliff mag' the best new phrase since 'chocolate hostage', but then I read 'marmite motorway' LESS THAN ONE LINE LATER and now I'm undecided. Oh man!
Anyway, this post wins todays cake of approval!
*pukes into office bin*
Any minute, one of you will puke in the garden and try to have a fight with the shed
> More like waving a pencil around in a cave!
Parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar...
> Goatboy, was your ex like throwing a Woodbine down Northumberland
> Street.
>
> I bet she was.
More like waving a pencil around in a cave!
Goatboy you're a flatulant, methane filled bag of flaccid pus!
I bet she was.
:D
> Just like being with my ex, except I dont have to pretend to want to
> sleep with you.
LOL!!