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"She tries so hard..."

...but she fails.

My cat keeps trying to get in the fridge, because we've got a big side of pork in there for dinner tonight. I opened the door to get some milk and BAM, she was in there like a shot - almost climbing up the trays. She's like a small dog really. Awwww.

The side of pork?

Staple it to your forehead.

Cats are clean, huggable and lovely. Dogs are dirty, loud and foul.

Cats own dogs. Which is why the Cats and Dogs movie licks sugar-coated monkey balls.

My cats are pu$sies though (ha ha), they need to double team this cat that keeps attacking them but they just run off...grrr, fight my pretties, fight!

You do actually feed your cat... don't you?

Cats are supreme creatures. Mine sleeps all day, then kills at night. I respect that.

monkey_man wrote:
> And cats. don't forget the cats.
>
> I'm making a cup of tea.

What no mention of a buscuit with that?

I don't know where my cat is, I've gotta get a video of her being chased down the garden by the dogs though, always a laugh!

We left a lump of pork on the top the other day, the little cow pulled it into the lounge and was happily eating away at it!

Ha ha! You've done it again, Monkey Man!

And cats. don't forget the cats.

I'm making a cup of tea.