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I’m not sure of the point in posting this but still. I just thought I would.
Sometime last year my sixth form English class were asked to write a short article, about something that happened to you as a child, that could “be included in a magazine”. We could also make up the article if we wanted. This is what I gave my in to my teacher.
One day I walked down a street with my eyes closed. Surprisingly I walked into a wall. It hurt. My nose bleed and I could taste my own blood. It was yummy.
I went to hospital and the doctor took a blood sample and drank it. He said it was yummy too.
She looked at it blankly for five seconds and replied with, “Right.”
Previously I’d shown it to my friend who was sat at the table when my teacher was reading it. She was almost in tears as she was trying to hold back her laughter. That was fun.
Shame my English teacher made me write another one.
I didn’t know which room to post it in so I decided on this one. You may or may not appreciate it. I don’t know.
Sometime last year my sixth form English class were asked to write a short article, about something that happened to you as a child, that could “be included in a magazine”. We could also make up the article if we wanted. This is what I gave my in to my teacher.
One day I walked down a street with my eyes closed. Surprisingly I walked into a wall. It hurt. My nose bleed and I could taste my own blood. It was yummy.
I went to hospital and the doctor took a blood sample and drank it. He said it was yummy too.
She looked at it blankly for five seconds and replied with, “Right.”
Previously I’d shown it to my friend who was sat at the table when my teacher was reading it. She was almost in tears as she was trying to hold back her laughter. That was fun.
Shame my English teacher made me write another one.
I didn’t know which room to post it in so I decided on this one. You may or may not appreciate it. I don’t know.
I’m not sure of the point in posting this but still. I just thought I would.
Sometime last year my sixth form English class were asked to write a short article, about something that happened to you as a child, that could “be included in a magazine”. We could also make up the article if we wanted. This is what I gave my in to my teacher.
One day I walked down a street with my eyes closed. Surprisingly I walked into a wall. It hurt. My nose bleed and I could taste my own blood. It was yummy.
I went to hospital and the doctor took a blood sample and drank it. He said it was yummy too.
She looked at it blankly for five seconds and replied with, “Right.”
Previously I’d shown it to my friend who was sat at the table when my teacher was reading it. She was almost in tears as she was trying to hold back her laughter. That was fun.
Shame my English teacher made me write another one.
I didn’t know which room to post it in so I decided on this one. You may or may not appreciate it. I don’t know.
Sometime last year my sixth form English class were asked to write a short article, about something that happened to you as a child, that could “be included in a magazine”. We could also make up the article if we wanted. This is what I gave my in to my teacher.
One day I walked down a street with my eyes closed. Surprisingly I walked into a wall. It hurt. My nose bleed and I could taste my own blood. It was yummy.
I went to hospital and the doctor took a blood sample and drank it. He said it was yummy too.
She looked at it blankly for five seconds and replied with, “Right.”
Previously I’d shown it to my friend who was sat at the table when my teacher was reading it. She was almost in tears as she was trying to hold back her laughter. That was fun.
Shame my English teacher made me write another one.
I didn’t know which room to post it in so I decided on this one. You may or may not appreciate it. I don’t know.
Oooookkkkkkaaayyyy.....well it's different!
Teachers don't have a sense of humour though, we once had this teacher that smacked a kid around the head with a ruler for being noisey...he was sacked shortly after and we (the pupils) found it funny, but he didn't...go figure!
Teachers don't have a sense of humour though, we once had this teacher that smacked a kid around the head with a ruler for being noisey...he was sacked shortly after and we (the pupils) found it funny, but he didn't...go figure!
You were right though: blood is "yummy", especially when sucked from the fair neck of a lonely princess.
You're not classy enough to make an english teacher laugh. And until you can extend an individual joke over the course of 30 pages of writing, or write like Shakespeare, then you never will be.
Strange piece of writing though.
Strange piece of writing though.
I don't think they meant that short, to be honest. Who'd want that in their magazine? Sure, if it was Crap Made-Up Pointless Childhood Anecdotes Monthly, but that's about as niche as you can get.