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Welcome to the premier event of SRW, Burnout, where we have a stellar Four Team Gauntlet Match to become the No.1 Contenders for the tag titles, between Too Cool (Ant and Starlight), The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix), Rey and Edge (LL Cool TT and DW) and Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman)! Tonight also sees the return, who, having reduced his active participation to major events, is back for one night only - the Main Event, the Showstopper, the Icon, Shaw… RM18!! Only kidding - back to business. These four top tag teams have had more than their fair share of differences over the past few weeks, but they all share something - the burning desire to become SRW Tag Team Champions. Let’s take a look at how this match came about…
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ECLIPSE 02/03
After some verbal altercations, the action quickly became physical…
“The Hardys are about to speak, and…I don’t believe it, Rey (LL) is back on the top rope! What the hell is he doing!? MISSILE DROPKICK TO GRANDMASTER SEXAY (ANT)! AND EDGE (DW) BEGINS TO EXCHANGE PUNCHES WITH SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (STARLIGHT)! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE ON ECLIPSE!
The arrival of Rosey and Jamal spiced up the proceedings…
The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix) are standing by, watching bemusedly…but look, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) are sneaking up behind them! No way…Rosey (Jericho15) grabs Matt (Asher) by the neck, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE – WHAM! BRUTAL IMPACT!
CLANG!!! WE WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD FROM JAMAL (BAZZMAN)! Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) sees this, and hits a Running Dropkick, sending the chair smashing back into the face of Jamal! As Grandmaster taunts him while he’s down, Edge (DW) is getting up and sees his chance – SPEAR! NOW TOO COOL ARE DOWN!
Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) tries to catch Rosey (Jericho15) unawares with the West Coast Pop, but Rosey (Jericho15) just catches him, and PLANTS HIM WITH A CRASHING POWERSLAM! Edge (DW) then takes him down with a clothesline, and beckons for him to get up! He’s looking for The Edgecutioner!
But Jamal comes from behind, lifts Edge (DW) above his head in an amazing show of strength, AND TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND INTO THE CROWD! OH MAN!
Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) now stand in the ring, dazed but victorious in this all-out brawl between the 4 teams that will take place in the gauntlet match. They’re in the driving seat at the moment but anything can happen in SRW, so don’t miss Burnout to check out which team become the new no.1 contenders!
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As we stand, the rules have been changes a little somewhat from traditional Gauntlet Matches - now the rules are as follows; randomly drawn, two teams will enter, and once one member of either team is pinned, another team enters the fray, and another, until there are two left, and ultimately one victorious winner - the No.1 Contenders. The crowd don’t know whom to expect first, but one things for sure, whoever it is they are going to have a task on their hands…
*HARDY BOYS’ MUSIC HITS* - It’s Matt (Asher D) and Jeff Hardy (Grandprix) perhaps the favourites for this highly anticipated contest! They do their trademark er…(what do the Hardyz do there?) head nodding and arm waving, whipping the crowd into a frenzy! Jeff climbs to the turnbuckle and poses whilst Matt, looking slightly more focused, runs the ropes and seems mentally very prepared. Who will they face first…
FAT BOYS ARE BACK! Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) enter the arena to seconds of jeers as they form the first pairing of the night! After facing the System Fighters a couple of weeks ago on Eclipse, and coming out on top last week, we know their pedigree, but they’re up against former champs the Hardyz! Something of a shock pairing, one of the favourites is going to be eliminated first here!
The Hardyz stand in the ring talking smack to Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal whilst they are …er…. eating snacks. Must be some protein bar or something….which Jamal throws at Jeff! Rosey grabs the legs of Matt and whips him from the ring, then starts laying into him with mounted punches! Now Jamal gets in the act, hitting some punches and ten head butting him to the ground! Matt clutches his face and calls for Jeff’s help, but before he can finish his is dragged right into the steel steps, a loud boom echoing around the arena. Matt is almost busted open, but here comes Jeff (Grandprix)…SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPES ONTO ROSEY AND JAMAL!
Amazing athleticism… BUT THEY CATCH HIM IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVEABLE! Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) are holding a surprised Jeff Hardy in mid-air, about to hit a fall-away suplex onto the ground… but MATT SWEEPS ROSEY’S LEG! ROSEY AND JAMAL COLLAPSE WITH JEFF ON TOP!!
Rosey collapses, bringing Jamal and more importantly Jeff down on top of them! Chaotic scenes here in this No.1 contenders match, the match hasn’t even officially started yet! Jeff and Matt (Asher D) clamber into the ring, Matt seems to have a little bleeding around his eyebrow, as Rosey and then Jamal enter the ring - the two sets of teams start laying into each other! The ref scrambles over to a brawling Jamal and Matt and separate them, pointing them into the ring posts - meanwhile, Rosey has gained the upper hand on Jeff, putting the boot into the chest cavity of a wincing Hardy. Matt holds his arm out in eagerness but Rosey continues to use his strength to dominate him. As Matt looks on, Rosey lifts Jeff and slams him into the mat with a brutalising power bomb!
Jeff (Grandprix) rolls in pain as he tries to get to Matt, but Rosey pulls him away and into his corner, where Jamal starts getting in some vicious punches, double teaming the hapless Hardy boy! Matt is gesturing wildly to the referee and tries to get in the ring himself, but the referee is stopping him! Eventually he rescinds and the ref gets back, then goes back to Matt again! Jamal drops off the apron and grabs a steel chair (!) as Rosey holds a dazed Jeff, primed for one helluva whupping with that devilish steel chair. The crowd are on their feet and jeer as Rosey (Jericho15) stands on the apron and lifts it high above his head….
BUT JEFF MOVES! CRAAAACK!!! Rosey clocks Jamal (Bazzman) with the steel chair! The crowd roar in enjoyment as Rosey is shocked, whilst Jamal dazed, turns into the… TWIST OF FATE! ROSEY IS DOWN! Matt screams for Jeff to pin, but as the crowd feed his madness, Jeff signals to the turnbuckle! He ascends to the top turnbuckle, does the signal…SENTO…NO!!
JAMAL CRACKS JEFF ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Jeff drops to the mat, and as Matt tries to stop him, Rosey blocks his path as Jamal drapes an arm over a fallen Jeff Hardy! The ref drops and slaps the mat…
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3!!!! THE HARDY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! WHAT A SHOCKER! Rosey runs in and tries to gee up a dazed Jamal whilst Matt runs in, laying the smack down on Rosey. TWIST OF FATE TO ROSEY! It is to avail, an act of revenge that draws cheers from the crowd, but is ultimately in vain as the Hardys have been eliminated in some shocking proceedings! What an explosive start to this match as the Hardys are escorted to the back, Matt looking concerned for his brother but not without a hint of anger over his inability to finish the match when he could. Meanwhile, Rosey and Jamal stagger to their feet, dazed but ready for their next opponents…
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” It’s Edge (DW) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T)! The crowd erupt at the sight of these firm fan favourites! Sprinting into the ring, Edge starts laying into Jamal whilst Rey Mysterio lets his presence be known with a flying clothesline to Rosey! Once more, the referee pulls Rey Mysterio and Rosey (Jericho15) away whilst Jamal and Edge start exchanging blows. Irish whip by Edge, back into Jamal… facebuster! Jamal reels back, and Edge quickly tags in Rey Mysterio to a huge pop! Rey gets in a couple of quick hits before whipping Jamal into the ropes again… flying head scissors! Spectacular move by the flying lucha libre superstar! He goes for the pin as the crowd roar in approval…
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SHOULDER UP!! Good strength and resilience by Jamal (Bazzman). Rey pumps up the crowd, enabling Jamal to tag in Rosey. Rey starts to work on Rosey but Rosey is able to overpower him and shoulder barges him to the mat. Rey is up quickly but Rosey , using the ropes for momentum, nearly takes Mysterio’s head off with a near-decapitating clothesline! Backbreaker to Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T), who clutches his lower back in agony as Rosey tosses him into the clothesline like a damn rag doll! Once into the corner, Rosey levels some hard-hitting chops across the chest of Rey Mysterio. Rosey goes to the other turnbuckle and motions to charge at Mysterio, but not before annoying the crowd no end! He charges at Rey Mysterio… BUT REY HIT’S A MAKESHIFT 6-1-9 AROUND THE TURNBUCKLE!
TREMENDOUS AGILITY! The crowd rise to their feet, giving a standing ovation to that fabulous makeshift move! As Rosey ran towards the turnbuckle, Rey shifted his body, up, through the ropes and round to kick Rosey into the turnbuckle, busting him open! Rosey is down as Rey goes for the pin…
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REY IS PULLED OFF BY JAMAL! Edge (DW) steps in to a great reception! Left hand to Jamal! Right Hand! Fast flurry of punches, as Rey gets up and Rosey is still down. Edge steps back and charges at Jamal…BUT SPEARS REY MYSTERIO BY ACCIDENT!! This time Jamal causes a mistake rather then being the recipient of it! Edge looks shocked as Rey is down and Jamal uses this slight distraction to hit a quick and powerful DDT!!
He now goes for the pin, and he’s using his ropes for leverage!!!!
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3!!!!!!! REY MYSTERIO AND EDGE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! You have to admire Rosey and Jamal for the way they’re still in this, but using the ropes - that’s cheating in my book! Rosey is still damn near out from that 619 and Jamal isn’t in the best of shape, but they’re still in with a shot! Let’s just recap here - favourites the Hardys were eliminated after Jeff wasted an opportunity to pin, opting for the high-risk manoeuvre, which didn’t pay off. Further shocking this sell-out crowd, Rosey and Jamal then contrived to eliminate Rey and Edge, albeit with cheating and a mistake by Edge! Can they possibly survive a third team, which we all know is, and become No. 1 Contenders? Let’s fi…
“BANGING IT! BANGING IT!” Here comes Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)! Fresh in the knowledge that the bodies of Rosey and Jamal have been ravaged by two encounters already, dance and twirl their way down the ring to a great reception! Scotty 2 Hotty is up first against a slightly recovered Rosey , and quickly gains the upper hand. S2H (Ant) gets in some punches and tries to suplex Rosey, but can’t get enough leverage to do it, so he tags in Grandmaster Sexay and they hit a double suplex on Rosey! That move garnered a great reception. GMS and S2H pick up Rosey (Jericho15), and whip him into the ropes… but Rosey responds to with a double clothesline! Wait… what’s this! A small portion of the crowd cheered, could Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) really pull it off!
WHAT? EDGE (DW) IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND, LOOKING SERIOUSLY MAD!
Neither team knows it! S2H and Rosey are exchanging punches, but Rosey gains the advantage and hit’s a scoop slam on Scotty 2 Hotty! Grandmaster (Starlight) uses this as an opportunity to get in quick punches, but Jamal runs in and clothesline him out of the ring, his momentum taking them both out of the ring! All hell is breaking loose here on Burnout! Rosey goes to Grandmaster, could he get the pin… but Edge slides in to the surprise of Rosey!! CRACK!!!! EDGE TAKES HIM OUT AND LEAVES! The crowd goes mad! Scotty 2 Hotty gets up dazed, but sees Rosey on the floor! The crowd cheer as S2H takes of his hat, we know what’s coming next!
W….O….R….M!!!
OOH! OOH! OOH! BAM!! The crowd chant in unison as Scotty (Ant) connects! With the help of Edge and after hardly exerting himself at all, Scotty hooks the leg!
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3!!!!! TOO COOL ARE THE NO. 1 CONTENDERS!! What a match! Jamal (Bazzman) and GMS (Starlight) are still tangled on the outside, a seriously pis*ed Edge looks on, vindicated in part, whilst Rosey is flat out! You have to admire the efforts of Rosey and Jamal in lasting so long, but the fact is Too Cool are No. 1 Contenders! But with still a few weeks to go to the actual Title Match, things could change - Three Minute Warning will feel particularly aggrieved and may request a rematch, and though winning, Too Cool, perhaps getting off a little lightly, may find themselves confronted by Edge (DW) over his involvement and the possibility of repaying him…with a rematch! And what of the Hardys, pre-match favourites? Find out all this and more next week on SRW Eclipse!
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ECLIPSE 02/03
After some verbal altercations, the action quickly became physical…
“The Hardys are about to speak, and…I don’t believe it, Rey (LL) is back on the top rope! What the hell is he doing!? MISSILE DROPKICK TO GRANDMASTER SEXAY (ANT)! AND EDGE (DW) BEGINS TO EXCHANGE PUNCHES WITH SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (STARLIGHT)! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE ON ECLIPSE!
The arrival of Rosey and Jamal spiced up the proceedings…
The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix) are standing by, watching bemusedly…but look, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) are sneaking up behind them! No way…Rosey (Jericho15) grabs Matt (Asher) by the neck, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE – WHAM! BRUTAL IMPACT!
CLANG!!! WE WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD FROM JAMAL (BAZZMAN)! Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) sees this, and hits a Running Dropkick, sending the chair smashing back into the face of Jamal! As Grandmaster taunts him while he’s down, Edge (DW) is getting up and sees his chance – SPEAR! NOW TOO COOL ARE DOWN!
Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) tries to catch Rosey (Jericho15) unawares with the West Coast Pop, but Rosey (Jericho15) just catches him, and PLANTS HIM WITH A CRASHING POWERSLAM! Edge (DW) then takes him down with a clothesline, and beckons for him to get up! He’s looking for The Edgecutioner!
But Jamal comes from behind, lifts Edge (DW) above his head in an amazing show of strength, AND TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND INTO THE CROWD! OH MAN!
Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) now stand in the ring, dazed but victorious in this all-out brawl between the 4 teams that will take place in the gauntlet match. They’re in the driving seat at the moment but anything can happen in SRW, so don’t miss Burnout to check out which team become the new no.1 contenders!
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As we stand, the rules have been changes a little somewhat from traditional Gauntlet Matches - now the rules are as follows; randomly drawn, two teams will enter, and once one member of either team is pinned, another team enters the fray, and another, until there are two left, and ultimately one victorious winner - the No.1 Contenders. The crowd don’t know whom to expect first, but one things for sure, whoever it is they are going to have a task on their hands…
*HARDY BOYS’ MUSIC HITS* - It’s Matt (Asher D) and Jeff Hardy (Grandprix) perhaps the favourites for this highly anticipated contest! They do their trademark er…(what do the Hardyz do there?) head nodding and arm waving, whipping the crowd into a frenzy! Jeff climbs to the turnbuckle and poses whilst Matt, looking slightly more focused, runs the ropes and seems mentally very prepared. Who will they face first…
FAT BOYS ARE BACK! Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) enter the arena to seconds of jeers as they form the first pairing of the night! After facing the System Fighters a couple of weeks ago on Eclipse, and coming out on top last week, we know their pedigree, but they’re up against former champs the Hardyz! Something of a shock pairing, one of the favourites is going to be eliminated first here!
The Hardyz stand in the ring talking smack to Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal whilst they are …er…. eating snacks. Must be some protein bar or something….which Jamal throws at Jeff! Rosey grabs the legs of Matt and whips him from the ring, then starts laying into him with mounted punches! Now Jamal gets in the act, hitting some punches and ten head butting him to the ground! Matt clutches his face and calls for Jeff’s help, but before he can finish his is dragged right into the steel steps, a loud boom echoing around the arena. Matt is almost busted open, but here comes Jeff (Grandprix)…SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPES ONTO ROSEY AND JAMAL!
Amazing athleticism… BUT THEY CATCH HIM IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVEABLE! Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) are holding a surprised Jeff Hardy in mid-air, about to hit a fall-away suplex onto the ground… but MATT SWEEPS ROSEY’S LEG! ROSEY AND JAMAL COLLAPSE WITH JEFF ON TOP!!
Rosey collapses, bringing Jamal and more importantly Jeff down on top of them! Chaotic scenes here in this No.1 contenders match, the match hasn’t even officially started yet! Jeff and Matt (Asher D) clamber into the ring, Matt seems to have a little bleeding around his eyebrow, as Rosey and then Jamal enter the ring - the two sets of teams start laying into each other! The ref scrambles over to a brawling Jamal and Matt and separate them, pointing them into the ring posts - meanwhile, Rosey has gained the upper hand on Jeff, putting the boot into the chest cavity of a wincing Hardy. Matt holds his arm out in eagerness but Rosey continues to use his strength to dominate him. As Matt looks on, Rosey lifts Jeff and slams him into the mat with a brutalising power bomb!
Jeff (Grandprix) rolls in pain as he tries to get to Matt, but Rosey pulls him away and into his corner, where Jamal starts getting in some vicious punches, double teaming the hapless Hardy boy! Matt is gesturing wildly to the referee and tries to get in the ring himself, but the referee is stopping him! Eventually he rescinds and the ref gets back, then goes back to Matt again! Jamal drops off the apron and grabs a steel chair (!) as Rosey holds a dazed Jeff, primed for one helluva whupping with that devilish steel chair. The crowd are on their feet and jeer as Rosey (Jericho15) stands on the apron and lifts it high above his head….
BUT JEFF MOVES! CRAAAACK!!! Rosey clocks Jamal (Bazzman) with the steel chair! The crowd roar in enjoyment as Rosey is shocked, whilst Jamal dazed, turns into the… TWIST OF FATE! ROSEY IS DOWN! Matt screams for Jeff to pin, but as the crowd feed his madness, Jeff signals to the turnbuckle! He ascends to the top turnbuckle, does the signal…SENTO…NO!!
JAMAL CRACKS JEFF ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Jeff drops to the mat, and as Matt tries to stop him, Rosey blocks his path as Jamal drapes an arm over a fallen Jeff Hardy! The ref drops and slaps the mat…
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3!!!! THE HARDY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! WHAT A SHOCKER! Rosey runs in and tries to gee up a dazed Jamal whilst Matt runs in, laying the smack down on Rosey. TWIST OF FATE TO ROSEY! It is to avail, an act of revenge that draws cheers from the crowd, but is ultimately in vain as the Hardys have been eliminated in some shocking proceedings! What an explosive start to this match as the Hardys are escorted to the back, Matt looking concerned for his brother but not without a hint of anger over his inability to finish the match when he could. Meanwhile, Rosey and Jamal stagger to their feet, dazed but ready for their next opponents…
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” It’s Edge (DW) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T)! The crowd erupt at the sight of these firm fan favourites! Sprinting into the ring, Edge starts laying into Jamal whilst Rey Mysterio lets his presence be known with a flying clothesline to Rosey! Once more, the referee pulls Rey Mysterio and Rosey (Jericho15) away whilst Jamal and Edge start exchanging blows. Irish whip by Edge, back into Jamal… facebuster! Jamal reels back, and Edge quickly tags in Rey Mysterio to a huge pop! Rey gets in a couple of quick hits before whipping Jamal into the ropes again… flying head scissors! Spectacular move by the flying lucha libre superstar! He goes for the pin as the crowd roar in approval…
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SHOULDER UP!! Good strength and resilience by Jamal (Bazzman). Rey pumps up the crowd, enabling Jamal to tag in Rosey. Rey starts to work on Rosey but Rosey is able to overpower him and shoulder barges him to the mat. Rey is up quickly but Rosey , using the ropes for momentum, nearly takes Mysterio’s head off with a near-decapitating clothesline! Backbreaker to Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T), who clutches his lower back in agony as Rosey tosses him into the clothesline like a damn rag doll! Once into the corner, Rosey levels some hard-hitting chops across the chest of Rey Mysterio. Rosey goes to the other turnbuckle and motions to charge at Mysterio, but not before annoying the crowd no end! He charges at Rey Mysterio… BUT REY HIT’S A MAKESHIFT 6-1-9 AROUND THE TURNBUCKLE!
TREMENDOUS AGILITY! The crowd rise to their feet, giving a standing ovation to that fabulous makeshift move! As Rosey ran towards the turnbuckle, Rey shifted his body, up, through the ropes and round to kick Rosey into the turnbuckle, busting him open! Rosey is down as Rey goes for the pin…
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REY IS PULLED OFF BY JAMAL! Edge (DW) steps in to a great reception! Left hand to Jamal! Right Hand! Fast flurry of punches, as Rey gets up and Rosey is still down. Edge steps back and charges at Jamal…BUT SPEARS REY MYSTERIO BY ACCIDENT!! This time Jamal causes a mistake rather then being the recipient of it! Edge looks shocked as Rey is down and Jamal uses this slight distraction to hit a quick and powerful DDT!!
He now goes for the pin, and he’s using his ropes for leverage!!!!
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3!!!!!!! REY MYSTERIO AND EDGE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! You have to admire Rosey and Jamal for the way they’re still in this, but using the ropes - that’s cheating in my book! Rosey is still damn near out from that 619 and Jamal isn’t in the best of shape, but they’re still in with a shot! Let’s just recap here - favourites the Hardys were eliminated after Jeff wasted an opportunity to pin, opting for the high-risk manoeuvre, which didn’t pay off. Further shocking this sell-out crowd, Rosey and Jamal then contrived to eliminate Rey and Edge, albeit with cheating and a mistake by Edge! Can they possibly survive a third team, which we all know is, and become No. 1 Contenders? Let’s fi…
“BANGING IT! BANGING IT!” Here comes Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)! Fresh in the knowledge that the bodies of Rosey and Jamal have been ravaged by two encounters already, dance and twirl their way down the ring to a great reception! Scotty 2 Hotty is up first against a slightly recovered Rosey , and quickly gains the upper hand. S2H (Ant) gets in some punches and tries to suplex Rosey, but can’t get enough leverage to do it, so he tags in Grandmaster Sexay and they hit a double suplex on Rosey! That move garnered a great reception. GMS and S2H pick up Rosey (Jericho15), and whip him into the ropes… but Rosey responds to with a double clothesline! Wait… what’s this! A small portion of the crowd cheered, could Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) really pull it off!
WHAT? EDGE (DW) IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND, LOOKING SERIOUSLY MAD!
Neither team knows it! S2H and Rosey are exchanging punches, but Rosey gains the advantage and hit’s a scoop slam on Scotty 2 Hotty! Grandmaster (Starlight) uses this as an opportunity to get in quick punches, but Jamal runs in and clothesline him out of the ring, his momentum taking them both out of the ring! All hell is breaking loose here on Burnout! Rosey goes to Grandmaster, could he get the pin… but Edge slides in to the surprise of Rosey!! CRACK!!!! EDGE TAKES HIM OUT AND LEAVES! The crowd goes mad! Scotty 2 Hotty gets up dazed, but sees Rosey on the floor! The crowd cheer as S2H takes of his hat, we know what’s coming next!
W….O….R….M!!!
OOH! OOH! OOH! BAM!! The crowd chant in unison as Scotty (Ant) connects! With the help of Edge and after hardly exerting himself at all, Scotty hooks the leg!
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3!!!!! TOO COOL ARE THE NO. 1 CONTENDERS!! What a match! Jamal (Bazzman) and GMS (Starlight) are still tangled on the outside, a seriously pis*ed Edge looks on, vindicated in part, whilst Rosey is flat out! You have to admire the efforts of Rosey and Jamal in lasting so long, but the fact is Too Cool are No. 1 Contenders! But with still a few weeks to go to the actual Title Match, things could change - Three Minute Warning will feel particularly aggrieved and may request a rematch, and though winning, Too Cool, perhaps getting off a little lightly, may find themselves confronted by Edge (DW) over his involvement and the possibility of repaying him…with a rematch! And what of the Hardys, pre-match favourites? Find out all this and more next week on SRW Eclipse!
Very enjoyable match there Russell, glad you got it up with you being busy and all.
Congrats to Too Cool.
Congrats to Too Cool.
Starlight wrote:
> Good match there RM, I didn't even think you were still writing for
> SRW, great match though, well done dude.
I'm not regularly, and a couple of weeks ago I had loads of time so I thought I could help out. That was before I had loads of essays due in. Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. :D
> Is Fat Boys Are Back the real music for Rosey and Jamal becuase when I
> wrote a match for them that's the music I used although I've never
> seen them in action so made it up from the old Fat Boys albums.
I've never seen them, and I didn't know what the entrance music was - I just looked back to their old SRW matches and came across yours...
> Oh and I'm pretty sure I'm S2H and Ant is Grandmaster Sexay (tut tut
> you should know that about Ant :P)
Basically I didn't have the time to check, and as I thought there can't be two people in the world who like Scotty 2 Hotty, I assumed he was Ant's.
Sorry if the match seemed a ittle rushed, though thanks for the comments guys. I may be able to write some more matches when uni term ends in about a month.
> Good match there RM, I didn't even think you were still writing for
> SRW, great match though, well done dude.
I'm not regularly, and a couple of weeks ago I had loads of time so I thought I could help out. That was before I had loads of essays due in. Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. :D
> Is Fat Boys Are Back the real music for Rosey and Jamal becuase when I
> wrote a match for them that's the music I used although I've never
> seen them in action so made it up from the old Fat Boys albums.
I've never seen them, and I didn't know what the entrance music was - I just looked back to their old SRW matches and came across yours...
> Oh and I'm pretty sure I'm S2H and Ant is Grandmaster Sexay (tut tut
> you should know that about Ant :P)
Basically I didn't have the time to check, and as I thought there can't be two people in the world who like Scotty 2 Hotty, I assumed he was Ant's.
Sorry if the match seemed a ittle rushed, though thanks for the comments guys. I may be able to write some more matches when uni term ends in about a month.
Oh well, I was hoping it would be The System Fighters (well, fighter at the moment :D) and the Hardy Boys.
Too Cool V The System Fighters should be an interesting match.
Too Cool V The System Fighters should be an interesting match.
Great match! Very entertaining. I was really surprised that Jamal and Rosey managed to stay in the match that long!
Well done to RM18 and to the winners of the match, Too Cool! :D
Well done to RM18 and to the winners of the match, Too Cool! :D
Well done us, I always knew we was great. :)
And well done Edge too, you da man!
Good match there RM, I didn't even think you were still writing for SRW, great match though, well done dude.
Is Fat Boys Are Back the real music for Rosey and Jamal becuase when I wrote a match for them that's the music I used although I've never seen them in action so made it up from the old Fat Boys albums.
Oh and I'm pretty sure I'm S2H and Ant is Grandmaster Sexay (tut tut you should know that about Ant :P)
Although I'm nitpicking and the list (or I) could be wrong. Great match dude :)
And well done Edge too, you da man!
Good match there RM, I didn't even think you were still writing for SRW, great match though, well done dude.
Is Fat Boys Are Back the real music for Rosey and Jamal becuase when I wrote a match for them that's the music I used although I've never seen them in action so made it up from the old Fat Boys albums.
Oh and I'm pretty sure I'm S2H and Ant is Grandmaster Sexay (tut tut you should know that about Ant :P)
Although I'm nitpicking and the list (or I) could be wrong. Great match dude :)
Hehe, very nice and very enjoyable. It was certainly an exciting bout, full of pre wrestling and some controversy too. Great story as well, the heels getting the better of both former Tag Champs Hardys (Grandprix and Asher) and the talented Rey and Edge (DW and LL.)
DW as Edge got his revenge, and then allowed for the first ever SRW Tag Team Champions Too Cool (me and Starlight) to get the victory!! C'mon!! TURN IT UP! :D
Could lead to some interesting grudge matches, and we'll think about giving Rey and Edge (DW and LL) a rematch...possibly. {:)
Thanks a lot for getting it up on time Russ, really appreciate the effort, great stuff.
DW as Edge got his revenge, and then allowed for the first ever SRW Tag Team Champions Too Cool (me and Starlight) to get the victory!! C'mon!! TURN IT UP! :D
Could lead to some interesting grudge matches, and we'll think about giving Rey and Edge (DW and LL) a rematch...possibly. {:)
Thanks a lot for getting it up on time Russ, really appreciate the effort, great stuff.
Well done Russ - you managed to get the match up on time. Despite being busy it's great to see you've still got enough time for SRW. ;-)
And it was a very entertaining match, too. I thought Rosey and Jamal were going to get the victory over Too Cool and surprise us all by beating everyone through, but you allowed Too Cool to go on and win it, and you can't say they didn't deserve it. :-)
Unlucky to The Hardyz, Edge & Mysterio and finally, Rosey and Jamal - well done Too Cool!
Nice one!
And it was a very entertaining match, too. I thought Rosey and Jamal were going to get the victory over Too Cool and surprise us all by beating everyone through, but you allowed Too Cool to go on and win it, and you can't say they didn't deserve it. :-)
Unlucky to The Hardyz, Edge & Mysterio and finally, Rosey and Jamal - well done Too Cool!
Nice one!
Welcome to the premier event of SRW, Burnout, where we have a stellar Four Team Gauntlet Match to become the No.1 Contenders for the tag titles, between Too Cool (Ant and Starlight), The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix), Rey and Edge (LL Cool TT and DW) and Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman)! Tonight also sees the return, who, having reduced his active participation to major events, is back for one night only - the Main Event, the Showstopper, the Icon, Shaw… RM18!! Only kidding - back to business. These four top tag teams have had more than their fair share of differences over the past few weeks, but they all share something - the burning desire to become SRW Tag Team Champions. Let’s take a look at how this match came about…
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ECLIPSE 02/03
After some verbal altercations, the action quickly became physical…
“The Hardys are about to speak, and…I don’t believe it, Rey (LL) is back on the top rope! What the hell is he doing!? MISSILE DROPKICK TO GRANDMASTER SEXAY (ANT)! AND EDGE (DW) BEGINS TO EXCHANGE PUNCHES WITH SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (STARLIGHT)! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE ON ECLIPSE!
The arrival of Rosey and Jamal spiced up the proceedings…
The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix) are standing by, watching bemusedly…but look, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) are sneaking up behind them! No way…Rosey (Jericho15) grabs Matt (Asher) by the neck, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE – WHAM! BRUTAL IMPACT!
CLANG!!! WE WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD FROM JAMAL (BAZZMAN)! Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) sees this, and hits a Running Dropkick, sending the chair smashing back into the face of Jamal! As Grandmaster taunts him while he’s down, Edge (DW) is getting up and sees his chance – SPEAR! NOW TOO COOL ARE DOWN!
Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) tries to catch Rosey (Jericho15) unawares with the West Coast Pop, but Rosey (Jericho15) just catches him, and PLANTS HIM WITH A CRASHING POWERSLAM! Edge (DW) then takes him down with a clothesline, and beckons for him to get up! He’s looking for The Edgecutioner!
But Jamal comes from behind, lifts Edge (DW) above his head in an amazing show of strength, AND TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND INTO THE CROWD! OH MAN!
Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) now stand in the ring, dazed but victorious in this all-out brawl between the 4 teams that will take place in the gauntlet match. They’re in the driving seat at the moment but anything can happen in SRW, so don’t miss Burnout to check out which team become the new no.1 contenders!
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As we stand, the rules have been changes a little somewhat from traditional Gauntlet Matches - now the rules are as follows; randomly drawn, two teams will enter, and once one member of either team is pinned, another team enters the fray, and another, until there are two left, and ultimately one victorious winner - the No.1 Contenders. The crowd don’t know whom to expect first, but one things for sure, whoever it is they are going to have a task on their hands…
*HARDY BOYS’ MUSIC HITS* - It’s Matt (Asher D) and Jeff Hardy (Grandprix) perhaps the favourites for this highly anticipated contest! They do their trademark er…(what do the Hardyz do there?) head nodding and arm waving, whipping the crowd into a frenzy! Jeff climbs to the turnbuckle and poses whilst Matt, looking slightly more focused, runs the ropes and seems mentally very prepared. Who will they face first…
FAT BOYS ARE BACK! Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) enter the arena to seconds of jeers as they form the first pairing of the night! After facing the System Fighters a couple of weeks ago on Eclipse, and coming out on top last week, we know their pedigree, but they’re up against former champs the Hardyz! Something of a shock pairing, one of the favourites is going to be eliminated first here!
The Hardyz stand in the ring talking smack to Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal whilst they are …er…. eating snacks. Must be some protein bar or something….which Jamal throws at Jeff! Rosey grabs the legs of Matt and whips him from the ring, then starts laying into him with mounted punches! Now Jamal gets in the act, hitting some punches and ten head butting him to the ground! Matt clutches his face and calls for Jeff’s help, but before he can finish his is dragged right into the steel steps, a loud boom echoing around the arena. Matt is almost busted open, but here comes Jeff (Grandprix)…SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPES ONTO ROSEY AND JAMAL!
Amazing athleticism… BUT THEY CATCH HIM IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVEABLE! Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) are holding a surprised Jeff Hardy in mid-air, about to hit a fall-away suplex onto the ground… but MATT SWEEPS ROSEY’S LEG! ROSEY AND JAMAL COLLAPSE WITH JEFF ON TOP!!
Rosey collapses, bringing Jamal and more importantly Jeff down on top of them! Chaotic scenes here in this No.1 contenders match, the match hasn’t even officially started yet! Jeff and Matt (Asher D) clamber into the ring, Matt seems to have a little bleeding around his eyebrow, as Rosey and then Jamal enter the ring - the two sets of teams start laying into each other! The ref scrambles over to a brawling Jamal and Matt and separate them, pointing them into the ring posts - meanwhile, Rosey has gained the upper hand on Jeff, putting the boot into the chest cavity of a wincing Hardy. Matt holds his arm out in eagerness but Rosey continues to use his strength to dominate him. As Matt looks on, Rosey lifts Jeff and slams him into the mat with a brutalising power bomb!
Jeff (Grandprix) rolls in pain as he tries to get to Matt, but Rosey pulls him away and into his corner, where Jamal starts getting in some vicious punches, double teaming the hapless Hardy boy! Matt is gesturing wildly to the referee and tries to get in the ring himself, but the referee is stopping him! Eventually he rescinds and the ref gets back, then goes back to Matt again! Jamal drops off the apron and grabs a steel chair (!) as Rosey holds a dazed Jeff, primed for one helluva whupping with that devilish steel chair. The crowd are on their feet and jeer as Rosey (Jericho15) stands on the apron and lifts it high above his head….
BUT JEFF MOVES! CRAAAACK!!! Rosey clocks Jamal (Bazzman) with the steel chair! The crowd roar in enjoyment as Rosey is shocked, whilst Jamal dazed, turns into the… TWIST OF FATE! ROSEY IS DOWN! Matt screams for Jeff to pin, but as the crowd feed his madness, Jeff signals to the turnbuckle! He ascends to the top turnbuckle, does the signal…SENTO…NO!!
JAMAL CRACKS JEFF ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Jeff drops to the mat, and as Matt tries to stop him, Rosey blocks his path as Jamal drapes an arm over a fallen Jeff Hardy! The ref drops and slaps the mat…
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3!!!! THE HARDY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! WHAT A SHOCKER! Rosey runs in and tries to gee up a dazed Jamal whilst Matt runs in, laying the smack down on Rosey. TWIST OF FATE TO ROSEY! It is to avail, an act of revenge that draws cheers from the crowd, but is ultimately in vain as the Hardys have been eliminated in some shocking proceedings! What an explosive start to this match as the Hardys are escorted to the back, Matt looking concerned for his brother but not without a hint of anger over his inability to finish the match when he could. Meanwhile, Rosey and Jamal stagger to their feet, dazed but ready for their next opponents…
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” It’s Edge (DW) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T)! The crowd erupt at the sight of these firm fan favourites! Sprinting into the ring, Edge starts laying into Jamal whilst Rey Mysterio lets his presence be known with a flying clothesline to Rosey! Once more, the referee pulls Rey Mysterio and Rosey (Jericho15) away whilst Jamal and Edge start exchanging blows. Irish whip by Edge, back into Jamal… facebuster! Jamal reels back, and Edge quickly tags in Rey Mysterio to a huge pop! Rey gets in a couple of quick hits before whipping Jamal into the ropes again… flying head scissors! Spectacular move by the flying lucha libre superstar! He goes for the pin as the crowd roar in approval…
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SHOULDER UP!! Good strength and resilience by Jamal (Bazzman). Rey pumps up the crowd, enabling Jamal to tag in Rosey. Rey starts to work on Rosey but Rosey is able to overpower him and shoulder barges him to the mat. Rey is up quickly but Rosey , using the ropes for momentum, nearly takes Mysterio’s head off with a near-decapitating clothesline! Backbreaker to Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T), who clutches his lower back in agony as Rosey tosses him into the clothesline like a damn rag doll! Once into the corner, Rosey levels some hard-hitting chops across the chest of Rey Mysterio. Rosey goes to the other turnbuckle and motions to charge at Mysterio, but not before annoying the crowd no end! He charges at Rey Mysterio… BUT REY HIT’S A MAKESHIFT 6-1-9 AROUND THE TURNBUCKLE!
TREMENDOUS AGILITY! The crowd rise to their feet, giving a standing ovation to that fabulous makeshift move! As Rosey ran towards the turnbuckle, Rey shifted his body, up, through the ropes and round to kick Rosey into the turnbuckle, busting him open! Rosey is down as Rey goes for the pin…
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REY IS PULLED OFF BY JAMAL! Edge (DW) steps in to a great reception! Left hand to Jamal! Right Hand! Fast flurry of punches, as Rey gets up and Rosey is still down. Edge steps back and charges at Jamal…BUT SPEARS REY MYSTERIO BY ACCIDENT!! This time Jamal causes a mistake rather then being the recipient of it! Edge looks shocked as Rey is down and Jamal uses this slight distraction to hit a quick and powerful DDT!!
He now goes for the pin, and he’s using his ropes for leverage!!!!
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3!!!!!!! REY MYSTERIO AND EDGE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! You have to admire Rosey and Jamal for the way they’re still in this, but using the ropes - that’s cheating in my book! Rosey is still damn near out from that 619 and Jamal isn’t in the best of shape, but they’re still in with a shot! Let’s just recap here - favourites the Hardys were eliminated after Jeff wasted an opportunity to pin, opting for the high-risk manoeuvre, which didn’t pay off. Further shocking this sell-out crowd, Rosey and Jamal then contrived to eliminate Rey and Edge, albeit with cheating and a mistake by Edge! Can they possibly survive a third team, which we all know is, and become No. 1 Contenders? Let’s fi…
“BANGING IT! BANGING IT!” Here comes Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)! Fresh in the knowledge that the bodies of Rosey and Jamal have been ravaged by two encounters already, dance and twirl their way down the ring to a great reception! Scotty 2 Hotty is up first against a slightly recovered Rosey , and quickly gains the upper hand. S2H (Ant) gets in some punches and tries to suplex Rosey, but can’t get enough leverage to do it, so he tags in Grandmaster Sexay and they hit a double suplex on Rosey! That move garnered a great reception. GMS and S2H pick up Rosey (Jericho15), and whip him into the ropes… but Rosey responds to with a double clothesline! Wait… what’s this! A small portion of the crowd cheered, could Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) really pull it off!
WHAT? EDGE (DW) IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND, LOOKING SERIOUSLY MAD!
Neither team knows it! S2H and Rosey are exchanging punches, but Rosey gains the advantage and hit’s a scoop slam on Scotty 2 Hotty! Grandmaster (Starlight) uses this as an opportunity to get in quick punches, but Jamal runs in and clothesline him out of the ring, his momentum taking them both out of the ring! All hell is breaking loose here on Burnout! Rosey goes to Grandmaster, could he get the pin… but Edge slides in to the surprise of Rosey!! CRACK!!!! EDGE TAKES HIM OUT AND LEAVES! The crowd goes mad! Scotty 2 Hotty gets up dazed, but sees Rosey on the floor! The crowd cheer as S2H takes of his hat, we know what’s coming next!
W….O….R….M!!!
OOH! OOH! OOH! BAM!! The crowd chant in unison as Scotty (Ant) connects! With the help of Edge and after hardly exerting himself at all, Scotty hooks the leg!
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3!!!!! TOO COOL ARE THE NO. 1 CONTENDERS!! What a match! Jamal (Bazzman) and GMS (Starlight) are still tangled on the outside, a seriously pis*ed Edge looks on, vindicated in part, whilst Rosey is flat out! You have to admire the efforts of Rosey and Jamal in lasting so long, but the fact is Too Cool are No. 1 Contenders! But with still a few weeks to go to the actual Title Match, things could change - Three Minute Warning will feel particularly aggrieved and may request a rematch, and though winning, Too Cool, perhaps getting off a little lightly, may find themselves confronted by Edge (DW) over his involvement and the possibility of repaying him…with a rematch! And what of the Hardys, pre-match favourites? Find out all this and more next week on SRW Eclipse!
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ECLIPSE 02/03
After some verbal altercations, the action quickly became physical…
“The Hardys are about to speak, and…I don’t believe it, Rey (LL) is back on the top rope! What the hell is he doing!? MISSILE DROPKICK TO GRANDMASTER SEXAY (ANT)! AND EDGE (DW) BEGINS TO EXCHANGE PUNCHES WITH SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (STARLIGHT)! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE ON ECLIPSE!
The arrival of Rosey and Jamal spiced up the proceedings…
The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix) are standing by, watching bemusedly…but look, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) are sneaking up behind them! No way…Rosey (Jericho15) grabs Matt (Asher) by the neck, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE – WHAM! BRUTAL IMPACT!
CLANG!!! WE WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD FROM JAMAL (BAZZMAN)! Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) sees this, and hits a Running Dropkick, sending the chair smashing back into the face of Jamal! As Grandmaster taunts him while he’s down, Edge (DW) is getting up and sees his chance – SPEAR! NOW TOO COOL ARE DOWN!
Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) tries to catch Rosey (Jericho15) unawares with the West Coast Pop, but Rosey (Jericho15) just catches him, and PLANTS HIM WITH A CRASHING POWERSLAM! Edge (DW) then takes him down with a clothesline, and beckons for him to get up! He’s looking for The Edgecutioner!
But Jamal comes from behind, lifts Edge (DW) above his head in an amazing show of strength, AND TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND INTO THE CROWD! OH MAN!
Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) now stand in the ring, dazed but victorious in this all-out brawl between the 4 teams that will take place in the gauntlet match. They’re in the driving seat at the moment but anything can happen in SRW, so don’t miss Burnout to check out which team become the new no.1 contenders!
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As we stand, the rules have been changes a little somewhat from traditional Gauntlet Matches - now the rules are as follows; randomly drawn, two teams will enter, and once one member of either team is pinned, another team enters the fray, and another, until there are two left, and ultimately one victorious winner - the No.1 Contenders. The crowd don’t know whom to expect first, but one things for sure, whoever it is they are going to have a task on their hands…
*HARDY BOYS’ MUSIC HITS* - It’s Matt (Asher D) and Jeff Hardy (Grandprix) perhaps the favourites for this highly anticipated contest! They do their trademark er…(what do the Hardyz do there?) head nodding and arm waving, whipping the crowd into a frenzy! Jeff climbs to the turnbuckle and poses whilst Matt, looking slightly more focused, runs the ropes and seems mentally very prepared. Who will they face first…
FAT BOYS ARE BACK! Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) enter the arena to seconds of jeers as they form the first pairing of the night! After facing the System Fighters a couple of weeks ago on Eclipse, and coming out on top last week, we know their pedigree, but they’re up against former champs the Hardyz! Something of a shock pairing, one of the favourites is going to be eliminated first here!
The Hardyz stand in the ring talking smack to Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal whilst they are …er…. eating snacks. Must be some protein bar or something….which Jamal throws at Jeff! Rosey grabs the legs of Matt and whips him from the ring, then starts laying into him with mounted punches! Now Jamal gets in the act, hitting some punches and ten head butting him to the ground! Matt clutches his face and calls for Jeff’s help, but before he can finish his is dragged right into the steel steps, a loud boom echoing around the arena. Matt is almost busted open, but here comes Jeff (Grandprix)…SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPES ONTO ROSEY AND JAMAL!
Amazing athleticism… BUT THEY CATCH HIM IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVEABLE! Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) are holding a surprised Jeff Hardy in mid-air, about to hit a fall-away suplex onto the ground… but MATT SWEEPS ROSEY’S LEG! ROSEY AND JAMAL COLLAPSE WITH JEFF ON TOP!!
Rosey collapses, bringing Jamal and more importantly Jeff down on top of them! Chaotic scenes here in this No.1 contenders match, the match hasn’t even officially started yet! Jeff and Matt (Asher D) clamber into the ring, Matt seems to have a little bleeding around his eyebrow, as Rosey and then Jamal enter the ring - the two sets of teams start laying into each other! The ref scrambles over to a brawling Jamal and Matt and separate them, pointing them into the ring posts - meanwhile, Rosey has gained the upper hand on Jeff, putting the boot into the chest cavity of a wincing Hardy. Matt holds his arm out in eagerness but Rosey continues to use his strength to dominate him. As Matt looks on, Rosey lifts Jeff and slams him into the mat with a brutalising power bomb!
Jeff (Grandprix) rolls in pain as he tries to get to Matt, but Rosey pulls him away and into his corner, where Jamal starts getting in some vicious punches, double teaming the hapless Hardy boy! Matt is gesturing wildly to the referee and tries to get in the ring himself, but the referee is stopping him! Eventually he rescinds and the ref gets back, then goes back to Matt again! Jamal drops off the apron and grabs a steel chair (!) as Rosey holds a dazed Jeff, primed for one helluva whupping with that devilish steel chair. The crowd are on their feet and jeer as Rosey (Jericho15) stands on the apron and lifts it high above his head….
BUT JEFF MOVES! CRAAAACK!!! Rosey clocks Jamal (Bazzman) with the steel chair! The crowd roar in enjoyment as Rosey is shocked, whilst Jamal dazed, turns into the… TWIST OF FATE! ROSEY IS DOWN! Matt screams for Jeff to pin, but as the crowd feed his madness, Jeff signals to the turnbuckle! He ascends to the top turnbuckle, does the signal…SENTO…NO!!
JAMAL CRACKS JEFF ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Jeff drops to the mat, and as Matt tries to stop him, Rosey blocks his path as Jamal drapes an arm over a fallen Jeff Hardy! The ref drops and slaps the mat…
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3!!!! THE HARDY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! WHAT A SHOCKER! Rosey runs in and tries to gee up a dazed Jamal whilst Matt runs in, laying the smack down on Rosey. TWIST OF FATE TO ROSEY! It is to avail, an act of revenge that draws cheers from the crowd, but is ultimately in vain as the Hardys have been eliminated in some shocking proceedings! What an explosive start to this match as the Hardys are escorted to the back, Matt looking concerned for his brother but not without a hint of anger over his inability to finish the match when he could. Meanwhile, Rosey and Jamal stagger to their feet, dazed but ready for their next opponents…
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” It’s Edge (DW) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T)! The crowd erupt at the sight of these firm fan favourites! Sprinting into the ring, Edge starts laying into Jamal whilst Rey Mysterio lets his presence be known with a flying clothesline to Rosey! Once more, the referee pulls Rey Mysterio and Rosey (Jericho15) away whilst Jamal and Edge start exchanging blows. Irish whip by Edge, back into Jamal… facebuster! Jamal reels back, and Edge quickly tags in Rey Mysterio to a huge pop! Rey gets in a couple of quick hits before whipping Jamal into the ropes again… flying head scissors! Spectacular move by the flying lucha libre superstar! He goes for the pin as the crowd roar in approval…
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SHOULDER UP!! Good strength and resilience by Jamal (Bazzman). Rey pumps up the crowd, enabling Jamal to tag in Rosey. Rey starts to work on Rosey but Rosey is able to overpower him and shoulder barges him to the mat. Rey is up quickly but Rosey , using the ropes for momentum, nearly takes Mysterio’s head off with a near-decapitating clothesline! Backbreaker to Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T), who clutches his lower back in agony as Rosey tosses him into the clothesline like a damn rag doll! Once into the corner, Rosey levels some hard-hitting chops across the chest of Rey Mysterio. Rosey goes to the other turnbuckle and motions to charge at Mysterio, but not before annoying the crowd no end! He charges at Rey Mysterio… BUT REY HIT’S A MAKESHIFT 6-1-9 AROUND THE TURNBUCKLE!
TREMENDOUS AGILITY! The crowd rise to their feet, giving a standing ovation to that fabulous makeshift move! As Rosey ran towards the turnbuckle, Rey shifted his body, up, through the ropes and round to kick Rosey into the turnbuckle, busting him open! Rosey is down as Rey goes for the pin…
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REY IS PULLED OFF BY JAMAL! Edge (DW) steps in to a great reception! Left hand to Jamal! Right Hand! Fast flurry of punches, as Rey gets up and Rosey is still down. Edge steps back and charges at Jamal…BUT SPEARS REY MYSTERIO BY ACCIDENT!! This time Jamal causes a mistake rather then being the recipient of it! Edge looks shocked as Rey is down and Jamal uses this slight distraction to hit a quick and powerful DDT!!
He now goes for the pin, and he’s using his ropes for leverage!!!!
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3!!!!!!! REY MYSTERIO AND EDGE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! You have to admire Rosey and Jamal for the way they’re still in this, but using the ropes - that’s cheating in my book! Rosey is still damn near out from that 619 and Jamal isn’t in the best of shape, but they’re still in with a shot! Let’s just recap here - favourites the Hardys were eliminated after Jeff wasted an opportunity to pin, opting for the high-risk manoeuvre, which didn’t pay off. Further shocking this sell-out crowd, Rosey and Jamal then contrived to eliminate Rey and Edge, albeit with cheating and a mistake by Edge! Can they possibly survive a third team, which we all know is, and become No. 1 Contenders? Let’s fi…
“BANGING IT! BANGING IT!” Here comes Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)! Fresh in the knowledge that the bodies of Rosey and Jamal have been ravaged by two encounters already, dance and twirl their way down the ring to a great reception! Scotty 2 Hotty is up first against a slightly recovered Rosey , and quickly gains the upper hand. S2H (Ant) gets in some punches and tries to suplex Rosey, but can’t get enough leverage to do it, so he tags in Grandmaster Sexay and they hit a double suplex on Rosey! That move garnered a great reception. GMS and S2H pick up Rosey (Jericho15), and whip him into the ropes… but Rosey responds to with a double clothesline! Wait… what’s this! A small portion of the crowd cheered, could Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) really pull it off!
WHAT? EDGE (DW) IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND, LOOKING SERIOUSLY MAD!
Neither team knows it! S2H and Rosey are exchanging punches, but Rosey gains the advantage and hit’s a scoop slam on Scotty 2 Hotty! Grandmaster (Starlight) uses this as an opportunity to get in quick punches, but Jamal runs in and clothesline him out of the ring, his momentum taking them both out of the ring! All hell is breaking loose here on Burnout! Rosey goes to Grandmaster, could he get the pin… but Edge slides in to the surprise of Rosey!! CRACK!!!! EDGE TAKES HIM OUT AND LEAVES! The crowd goes mad! Scotty 2 Hotty gets up dazed, but sees Rosey on the floor! The crowd cheer as S2H takes of his hat, we know what’s coming next!
W….O….R….M!!!
OOH! OOH! OOH! BAM!! The crowd chant in unison as Scotty (Ant) connects! With the help of Edge and after hardly exerting himself at all, Scotty hooks the leg!
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3!!!!! TOO COOL ARE THE NO. 1 CONTENDERS!! What a match! Jamal (Bazzman) and GMS (Starlight) are still tangled on the outside, a seriously pis*ed Edge looks on, vindicated in part, whilst Rosey is flat out! You have to admire the efforts of Rosey and Jamal in lasting so long, but the fact is Too Cool are No. 1 Contenders! But with still a few weeks to go to the actual Title Match, things could change - Three Minute Warning will feel particularly aggrieved and may request a rematch, and though winning, Too Cool, perhaps getting off a little lightly, may find themselves confronted by Edge (DW) over his involvement and the possibility of repaying him…with a rematch! And what of the Hardys, pre-match favourites? Find out all this and more next week on SRW Eclipse!