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"Would like to eat"

plump forty year old hooker with stained teeth and low self esteem. Must have saggy boobs and varicose viens. Hopefully you will have been reared on a corn fed chicken diet and Vodka must course through your veins like white blood cells, that are working to stave off your imminent infection.

Hannibal Lector

p.s It may appear that I have let my standards drop but I'm too old to nibble on young fillet of filley anymore.

p.p.s Must be able to supply own BBQ set and charcoal. Oh and some matches and a knife. And some dentures.

Would like to meat
Would like to beat

BBC2's schedule writes itsself.

Black Glove wrote:
> I ate a Granny Smith last night.... t'was only an apple you
> understand, but I did peel it with an electric carving-knife.

U really are Dark

because you are insane.

I ate a Granny Smith last night.... t'was only an apple you understand, but I did peel it with an electric carving-knife.

Just fapped one out over a Stannah Stair lift catalogue; a blue rinse will never be the same again.

Goatboy wrote:
> Lecter, you resemble a fridge-repair men in his overalls.
> You are a tubby, camp character who's once original (though pantomime)
> performance has been diluted through 3 films to the point where you
> are now like the grandad at Xmas - sitting in the corner trying to
> engender fear amongst the kids by waggling your fingers and going
> "Woooo-hoooooo!"

He'll be in the Wethers Original ads before long. Ffffffffff Toffee.

Lecter, you resemble a fridge-repair men in his overalls.
You are a tubby, camp character who's once original (though pantomime) performance has been diluted through 3 films to the point where you are now like the grandad at Xmas - sitting in the corner trying to engender fear amongst the kids by waggling your fingers and going "Woooo-hoooooo!"

I did read this. Thought it was quite amusing, but had nothing of value to say, as usual, and I think I should tone down the vast number of posts I'm planting on the forums on a daily basis...

MMMMM, had a tasty pensioner last night. I waited for her at the bottom of the stairs when she came down for breakfast. I was drooling by time that Stannah stair lift parked up, I tell ya. We had a cup of tea first and then did the crossword. After clearing the table I ate her.

Lector da man still, don't you forget it...

plump forty year old hooker with stained teeth and low self esteem. Must have saggy boobs and varicose viens. Hopefully you will have been reared on a corn fed chicken diet and Vodka must course through your veins like white blood cells, that are working to stave off your imminent infection.

Hannibal Lector

p.s It may appear that I have let my standards drop but I'm too old to nibble on young fillet of filley anymore.

p.p.s Must be able to supply own BBQ set and charcoal. Oh and some matches and a knife. And some dentures.