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Simply leave the name of a celebrity who you would like to receive the following :
Stripped naked and sat on a chair, force fed broken glass for 20 minutes, while having 9 inch nails hammered into their foot and pulled out again. During this time, ren and stimpys 'happy happy joy joy' music will be played at a volume equivalent to that of a 747 taking off, at a distance of 1 metre, over and over again. Using rusty fish hooks, and piano wire, they will be lifted off the chair by their eyelids, up to a distance of 3 metres. While suspended, a selection of goodies such as razor wire (rusty also), wooden splinters, jellyfish and stinging nettles, will be placed on the chair, before they are dropped onto it again. Repeat as necessary. For the grim finale, they will be tied to the chair, the chair will be attached to a bungy cord, and they will be shot in the air over a huge expanse of particularly high rose bushes. Once you are satisfied they have so many thorns in them they look like a pin cushion, you snip the cord as they are flying up, and send them flying into a nice large tire fire .........
Nothing too extreme, I'm in a good mood today .......
Stripped naked and sat on a chair, force fed broken glass for 20 minutes, while having 9 inch nails hammered into their foot and pulled out again. During this time, ren and stimpys 'happy happy joy joy' music will be played at a volume equivalent to that of a 747 taking off, at a distance of 1 metre, over and over again. Using rusty fish hooks, and piano wire, they will be lifted off the chair by their eyelids, up to a distance of 3 metres. While suspended, a selection of goodies such as razor wire (rusty also), wooden splinters, jellyfish and stinging nettles, will be placed on the chair, before they are dropped onto it again. Repeat as necessary. For the grim finale, they will be tied to the chair, the chair will be attached to a bungy cord, and they will be shot in the air over a huge expanse of particularly high rose bushes. Once you are satisfied they have so many thorns in them they look like a pin cushion, you snip the cord as they are flying up, and send them flying into a nice large tire fire .........
Nothing too extreme, I'm in a good mood today .......
Geri Halliwell
If you want pistures of this sort of thing, go to rotten.com it has to be the sickest website in the world.
A good day dude your a phuking looney
Err......Eminem.
You crazy mentalist.
The torture in Swimming With Sharks will suffice - strapped into a chair and then subjected to a multitude of paper cuts, all leading up to the grand finale - a paper cut on the tongue! Ouch.
The torture in Swimming With Sharks will suffice - strapped into a chair and then subjected to a multitude of paper cuts, all leading up to the grand finale - a paper cut on the tongue! Ouch.
BTW this should be in the life and all that jazz forum ...
Avril Lavigne
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George Bush
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George Bush
Simply leave the name of a celebrity who you would like to receive the following :
Stripped naked and sat on a chair, force fed broken glass for 20 minutes, while having 9 inch nails hammered into their foot and pulled out again. During this time, ren and stimpys 'happy happy joy joy' music will be played at a volume equivalent to that of a 747 taking off, at a distance of 1 metre, over and over again. Using rusty fish hooks, and piano wire, they will be lifted off the chair by their eyelids, up to a distance of 3 metres. While suspended, a selection of goodies such as razor wire (rusty also), wooden splinters, jellyfish and stinging nettles, will be placed on the chair, before they are dropped onto it again. Repeat as necessary. For the grim finale, they will be tied to the chair, the chair will be attached to a bungy cord, and they will be shot in the air over a huge expanse of particularly high rose bushes. Once you are satisfied they have so many thorns in them they look like a pin cushion, you snip the cord as they are flying up, and send them flying into a nice large tire fire .........
Nothing too extreme, I'm in a good mood today .......
Stripped naked and sat on a chair, force fed broken glass for 20 minutes, while having 9 inch nails hammered into their foot and pulled out again. During this time, ren and stimpys 'happy happy joy joy' music will be played at a volume equivalent to that of a 747 taking off, at a distance of 1 metre, over and over again. Using rusty fish hooks, and piano wire, they will be lifted off the chair by their eyelids, up to a distance of 3 metres. While suspended, a selection of goodies such as razor wire (rusty also), wooden splinters, jellyfish and stinging nettles, will be placed on the chair, before they are dropped onto it again. Repeat as necessary. For the grim finale, they will be tied to the chair, the chair will be attached to a bungy cord, and they will be shot in the air over a huge expanse of particularly high rose bushes. Once you are satisfied they have so many thorns in them they look like a pin cushion, you snip the cord as they are flying up, and send them flying into a nice large tire fire .........
Nothing too extreme, I'm in a good mood today .......