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I'm so bored so why not have a jokathon. Just put down your own jokes, jokes you found online or just somthing you heard somone say. PLEASE SOMONE MAKE ME LAUGH!
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
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I'm so bored so why not have a jokathon. Just put down your own jokes, jokes you found online or just somthing you heard somone say. PLEASE SOMONE MAKE ME LAUGH!
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
There were 3 students in class called zip, willy and pee. The teacher walked out the room to talk to another teacher so zip, willy and pee got up and went over to the cupboard. Zip stood ontop of the cupboard, Willy hid inside it and pee just stood there. The teacher came in and very angry. She said " Zip down, Willy out and Pee in the corner!"
Man walks into a bar... ouch.
Silent Thunder wrote:
> Man walks into a bar... ouch.
lol oldest joke ever!
well this is older- why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
> Man walks into a bar... ouch.
lol oldest joke ever!
well this is older- why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
Olympic version:
Man walks in to a parallel bar.
Instant disqualification.
One of my favourite poems:
An accident happened to my brother Jim.
Somebody threw a tomato at him.
Now tomatoes are juicy and don't hurt the skin,
but this one was specially packed in a tin.
Man walks in to a parallel bar.
Instant disqualification.
One of my favourite poems:
An accident happened to my brother Jim.
Somebody threw a tomato at him.
Now tomatoes are juicy and don't hurt the skin,
but this one was specially packed in a tin.
Butch edit: I think not somehow
Two muffins are in an oven..
One Muffin says: "My, isn't it hot in here!"
The other says: "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
One Muffin says: "My, isn't it hot in here!"
The other says: "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
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Fo' drizzle!
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Fo' drizzle!
"Mummy, mummy, what happened to all your scabs?!"
"Shut up and eat your cornflakes"
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"Mummy, mummy, what's a werewolf?"
"Shut up and comb your face"
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"Mummy, mummy, can we have Grandma round for dinner again?"
"No son.. we've already dug her up twice this week"
"Shut up and eat your cornflakes"
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"Mummy, mummy, what's a werewolf?"
"Shut up and comb your face"
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"Mummy, mummy, can we have Grandma round for dinner again?"
"No son.. we've already dug her up twice this week"
What has two heads and six legs?
Nirvana.
Nirvana.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
laughed my ass of at this!
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
laughed my ass of at this!
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