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"Also, certain words .... seldom occur on U.S. prime time television. Incidentally, these standards change: [Thirty-five] years ago we did not hear the words "damn," "hell," or "pregnant"..."

Feel free to join in.

"If senior women are smiling and dancing they must be wearing an adult diaper."

True, true.

Ian Brown (of stone roses fame, quoted from mens health):

"It's a fool who throws up his hands and says there's no god. I just look at the trees. Where are they from, then?"

From some cheap speakers I picked up from SR (Tsunami 2000...):

"Please read the product instruction carefully before you use and don't use on the other purpose which instruction does not mention."

Glad they made that clear then.

Dr Duck The Stampede wrote:
> "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
>
> Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
>
> Groucho Marx

XD

"If there is a god of destiny he is surely fond of plot twists"

Me, struggling under the weight of three bags full of sunday telegraphs, wheeling a obviously broken bike, when an irish woman comes up to me:

"Wow. Those must be heavy. You biking today?"

I have a huge poster of bush-isms on my wall.

"We're very concerned about AIDS within the White House, believe me."

"The great thing about some books is they have fantastic pictures."

"We're working hard to put food on the family"

Or somet like that.

I'm a supporter of Bush, even if he is an idiot.

"Poor people, aren't neccesserally killers"

"Often, government sources strategically leak stories about upcoming policy to gauge public reaction ("trial baloon"). If the reaction is negative, the policy need never be officially announced and the government will not be blamed for proposing it."

"im a merm"
merm