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As you all know the new tomb raider game is coming up, we’ll earlier this week I caught up with her for an exclusive interview and this is what she said.
GB: so Lara
Lara: Miss Croft
GB: sorry, Miss Croft are you
Lara: And a want my name changed to Miss Croft in the script ok?
GB: of course…better?
Miss Croft: yes. Now where were you?
GB: Miss Croft, are you excited about your up-coming game angel of darkness?
Miss Croft: what kind of stupid question is that? Its gonna make me millions, I’m bloody ecstatic!
GB: yes well, we respect that your British but ‘bloody’? I mean c’mon, its all you said the through your movie, that and ‘Bu@@er’, with all due respect brits don’t talk like that at all
Miss Croft: ok well, you see, I’m actually American and in America that’s what we think you say Mr Bread
GB: please call me Garlic…please don’t call me anything
Miss Croft: well anyway I apologize for any offence caused by that poor attempt at a movie, we tried honest.
GB: that’s ok, the scene with you in the bath made up for it
Miss Croft: yes well…
GB: which brings me to my next question, are ‘they’ real?
Miss Croft: God no! I couldn’t get real ones like this, that’s illegal, I have to use model guns
GB:…right… ok well, any plans for a sequel to the Tomb Raider movie
Lara: no…and I said Miss Croft in the script
GB: ok, so your new game is the first on the PS2 right? Good stuff, better graphics?
Miss Croft: heck yes! There’s 5000 polygons on me alone, 2300 are on my boobs, 2300 on my bum and 400 on the rest of my body, incredible huh?
GB: yes well time is short, we’ve got an interview with Tony Hawk about his new game now so we must go *heads for door*
Miss Croft: wait, the door doesn’t work, you have to use the zip cable out the top window
GB: huh?
Miss Croft: please, if Winston can do it you can. Anyway cant talk, I’ve got a wall of death to go to and I’ve left my bike keys in the fish tank again…security purposes
*uses window zip cable, falls into shrubbery…wakes up in hospital surrounded by nurses and Lara (I said miss croft she shouts muffled through plaster) in a full body cast*
GB: so Lara
Lara: Miss Croft
GB: sorry, Miss Croft are you
Lara: And a want my name changed to Miss Croft in the script ok?
GB: of course…better?
Miss Croft: yes. Now where were you?
GB: Miss Croft, are you excited about your up-coming game angel of darkness?
Miss Croft: what kind of stupid question is that? Its gonna make me millions, I’m bloody ecstatic!
GB: yes well, we respect that your British but ‘bloody’? I mean c’mon, its all you said the through your movie, that and ‘Bu@@er’, with all due respect brits don’t talk like that at all
Miss Croft: ok well, you see, I’m actually American and in America that’s what we think you say Mr Bread
GB: please call me Garlic…please don’t call me anything
Miss Croft: well anyway I apologize for any offence caused by that poor attempt at a movie, we tried honest.
GB: that’s ok, the scene with you in the bath made up for it
Miss Croft: yes well…
GB: which brings me to my next question, are ‘they’ real?
Miss Croft: God no! I couldn’t get real ones like this, that’s illegal, I have to use model guns
GB:…right… ok well, any plans for a sequel to the Tomb Raider movie
Lara: no…and I said Miss Croft in the script
GB: ok, so your new game is the first on the PS2 right? Good stuff, better graphics?
Miss Croft: heck yes! There’s 5000 polygons on me alone, 2300 are on my boobs, 2300 on my bum and 400 on the rest of my body, incredible huh?
GB: yes well time is short, we’ve got an interview with Tony Hawk about his new game now so we must go *heads for door*
Miss Croft: wait, the door doesn’t work, you have to use the zip cable out the top window
GB: huh?
Miss Croft: please, if Winston can do it you can. Anyway cant talk, I’ve got a wall of death to go to and I’ve left my bike keys in the fish tank again…security purposes
*uses window zip cable, falls into shrubbery…wakes up in hospital surrounded by nurses and Lara (I said miss croft she shouts muffled through plaster) in a full body cast*
hey the tomb raider movie wasn't that bad.........
As you all know the new tomb raider game is coming up, we’ll earlier this week I caught up with her for an exclusive interview and this is what she said.
GB: so Lara
Lara: Miss Croft
GB: sorry, Miss Croft are you
Lara: And a want my name changed to Miss Croft in the script ok?
GB: of course…better?
Miss Croft: yes. Now where were you?
GB: Miss Croft, are you excited about your up-coming game angel of darkness?
Miss Croft: what kind of stupid question is that? Its gonna make me millions, I’m bloody ecstatic!
GB: yes well, we respect that your British but ‘bloody’? I mean c’mon, its all you said the through your movie, that and ‘Bu@@er’, with all due respect brits don’t talk like that at all
Miss Croft: ok well, you see, I’m actually American and in America that’s what we think you say Mr Bread
GB: please call me Garlic…please don’t call me anything
Miss Croft: well anyway I apologize for any offence caused by that poor attempt at a movie, we tried honest.
GB: that’s ok, the scene with you in the bath made up for it
Miss Croft: yes well…
GB: which brings me to my next question, are ‘they’ real?
Miss Croft: God no! I couldn’t get real ones like this, that’s illegal, I have to use model guns
GB:…right… ok well, any plans for a sequel to the Tomb Raider movie
Lara: no…and I said Miss Croft in the script
GB: ok, so your new game is the first on the PS2 right? Good stuff, better graphics?
Miss Croft: heck yes! There’s 5000 polygons on me alone, 2300 are on my boobs, 2300 on my bum and 400 on the rest of my body, incredible huh?
GB: yes well time is short, we’ve got an interview with Tony Hawk about his new game now so we must go *heads for door*
Miss Croft: wait, the door doesn’t work, you have to use the zip cable out the top window
GB: huh?
Miss Croft: please, if Winston can do it you can. Anyway cant talk, I’ve got a wall of death to go to and I’ve left my bike keys in the fish tank again…security purposes
*uses window zip cable, falls into shrubbery…wakes up in hospital surrounded by nurses and Lara (I said miss croft she shouts muffled through plaster) in a full body cast*
GB: so Lara
Lara: Miss Croft
GB: sorry, Miss Croft are you
Lara: And a want my name changed to Miss Croft in the script ok?
GB: of course…better?
Miss Croft: yes. Now where were you?
GB: Miss Croft, are you excited about your up-coming game angel of darkness?
Miss Croft: what kind of stupid question is that? Its gonna make me millions, I’m bloody ecstatic!
GB: yes well, we respect that your British but ‘bloody’? I mean c’mon, its all you said the through your movie, that and ‘Bu@@er’, with all due respect brits don’t talk like that at all
Miss Croft: ok well, you see, I’m actually American and in America that’s what we think you say Mr Bread
GB: please call me Garlic…please don’t call me anything
Miss Croft: well anyway I apologize for any offence caused by that poor attempt at a movie, we tried honest.
GB: that’s ok, the scene with you in the bath made up for it
Miss Croft: yes well…
GB: which brings me to my next question, are ‘they’ real?
Miss Croft: God no! I couldn’t get real ones like this, that’s illegal, I have to use model guns
GB:…right… ok well, any plans for a sequel to the Tomb Raider movie
Lara: no…and I said Miss Croft in the script
GB: ok, so your new game is the first on the PS2 right? Good stuff, better graphics?
Miss Croft: heck yes! There’s 5000 polygons on me alone, 2300 are on my boobs, 2300 on my bum and 400 on the rest of my body, incredible huh?
GB: yes well time is short, we’ve got an interview with Tony Hawk about his new game now so we must go *heads for door*
Miss Croft: wait, the door doesn’t work, you have to use the zip cable out the top window
GB: huh?
Miss Croft: please, if Winston can do it you can. Anyway cant talk, I’ve got a wall of death to go to and I’ve left my bike keys in the fish tank again…security purposes
*uses window zip cable, falls into shrubbery…wakes up in hospital surrounded by nurses and Lara (I said miss croft she shouts muffled through plaster) in a full body cast*