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When you look at people on the TV do you ever put them into categories? Such as all these people are that, all those people are this…as I’ve started to notice that a few of the (so called) TV celebrities that are around at the moment have what I like to call “Breakfast Mouth”. This is a syndrome that when it occurs, if you were sleeping with/dating/married to the person, makes you want to throw up. To explain what I mean more carefully here are some examples:
Kirsty Allsopp
Who, you’re all shouting? Anyone watch Location Location Location on Channel 4? If you do, you’ll know of the female presenter out of the two. She has got a serious case of “Breakfast Mouth”. Imagine her, sitting down at the dinner table eating a bowl of Cornflakes, when she then tries to say something to you and soggy Cornflakes start appearing on her bottom lip and milk starts to dribble out…absolutely disgusting. She doesn’t know it’s happening and then goes to kiss you after she has finished, all be it when she has wiped her lips…but yet the image is still inbedded in your mind and you just feel sick!
Kelly Osbourne
The daughter of the Prince of Darkness, which is still not scary enough for me not to say she too has a breakfast mouth. Imagine the same scenario, she’s at the dinner table eating a bowl of Rice Krispies when they get stuck on her lower lip and just stay there all soggy and manky. She would probably sip at the milk left in the bowl afterwards too and may dribble some of the milk down her clothes **uggghh** Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her breakfast? **Shudders**
Caroline Quentin
She plays Gary Strangs girlfriend in Men Behaving Badly, but how badly would you not want to go near her if she ate a bowl of wheetabix in the morning. For her this would just be the worst breakfast ever as if I were to be her partner (heaven forbid) and she were to polish off a whole bowl of 3 soggy wheetabix, covered in cold milk, and I could see there was remnants of it on her lips as we went to kiss…then I think that there would be a serious case of projectile vomiting!!
This epidemic seems to be growing and attacking more and more people in the limelight, just look at Leslie Ash…one minute she is fine, the next you imagine her eating a bowl of soggy Shreddies with each one getting stuck on her, dripping with milk…lets not worry about war with Iraq, this is a much more pressing and serious matter…
…**Starts Chanting with Banner**
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
Kirsty Allsopp
Who, you’re all shouting? Anyone watch Location Location Location on Channel 4? If you do, you’ll know of the female presenter out of the two. She has got a serious case of “Breakfast Mouth”. Imagine her, sitting down at the dinner table eating a bowl of Cornflakes, when she then tries to say something to you and soggy Cornflakes start appearing on her bottom lip and milk starts to dribble out…absolutely disgusting. She doesn’t know it’s happening and then goes to kiss you after she has finished, all be it when she has wiped her lips…but yet the image is still inbedded in your mind and you just feel sick!
Kelly Osbourne
The daughter of the Prince of Darkness, which is still not scary enough for me not to say she too has a breakfast mouth. Imagine the same scenario, she’s at the dinner table eating a bowl of Rice Krispies when they get stuck on her lower lip and just stay there all soggy and manky. She would probably sip at the milk left in the bowl afterwards too and may dribble some of the milk down her clothes **uggghh** Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her breakfast? **Shudders**
Caroline Quentin
She plays Gary Strangs girlfriend in Men Behaving Badly, but how badly would you not want to go near her if she ate a bowl of wheetabix in the morning. For her this would just be the worst breakfast ever as if I were to be her partner (heaven forbid) and she were to polish off a whole bowl of 3 soggy wheetabix, covered in cold milk, and I could see there was remnants of it on her lips as we went to kiss…then I think that there would be a serious case of projectile vomiting!!
This epidemic seems to be growing and attacking more and more people in the limelight, just look at Leslie Ash…one minute she is fine, the next you imagine her eating a bowl of soggy Shreddies with each one getting stuck on her, dripping with milk…lets not worry about war with Iraq, this is a much more pressing and serious matter…
…**Starts Chanting with Banner**
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
indeed.
lalakersrule wrote:
> Would you want to kiss her at all? I sure wouldn't
No course not...might catch something off of a mutated seabass!
> Would you want to kiss her at all? I sure wouldn't
No course not...might catch something off of a mutated seabass!
Mr Lover Man wrote:
> Kelly Osbourne
Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her
> breakfast? **Shudders**
Would you want to kiss her at all? I sure wouldn't
> Kelly Osbourne
Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her
> breakfast? **Shudders**
Would you want to kiss her at all? I sure wouldn't
When you look at people on the TV do you ever put them into categories? Such as all these people are that, all those people are this…as I’ve started to notice that a few of the (so called) TV celebrities that are around at the moment have what I like to call “Breakfast Mouth”. This is a syndrome that when it occurs, if you were sleeping with/dating/married to the person, makes you want to throw up. To explain what I mean more carefully here are some examples:
Kirsty Allsopp
Who, you’re all shouting? Anyone watch Location Location Location on Channel 4? If you do, you’ll know of the female presenter out of the two. She has got a serious case of “Breakfast Mouth”. Imagine her, sitting down at the dinner table eating a bowl of Cornflakes, when she then tries to say something to you and soggy Cornflakes start appearing on her bottom lip and milk starts to dribble out…absolutely disgusting. She doesn’t know it’s happening and then goes to kiss you after she has finished, all be it when she has wiped her lips…but yet the image is still inbedded in your mind and you just feel sick!
Kelly Osbourne
The daughter of the Prince of Darkness, which is still not scary enough for me not to say she too has a breakfast mouth. Imagine the same scenario, she’s at the dinner table eating a bowl of Rice Krispies when they get stuck on her lower lip and just stay there all soggy and manky. She would probably sip at the milk left in the bowl afterwards too and may dribble some of the milk down her clothes **uggghh** Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her breakfast? **Shudders**
Caroline Quentin
She plays Gary Strangs girlfriend in Men Behaving Badly, but how badly would you not want to go near her if she ate a bowl of wheetabix in the morning. For her this would just be the worst breakfast ever as if I were to be her partner (heaven forbid) and she were to polish off a whole bowl of 3 soggy wheetabix, covered in cold milk, and I could see there was remnants of it on her lips as we went to kiss…then I think that there would be a serious case of projectile vomiting!!
This epidemic seems to be growing and attacking more and more people in the limelight, just look at Leslie Ash…one minute she is fine, the next you imagine her eating a bowl of soggy Shreddies with each one getting stuck on her, dripping with milk…lets not worry about war with Iraq, this is a much more pressing and serious matter…
…**Starts Chanting with Banner**
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
Kirsty Allsopp
Who, you’re all shouting? Anyone watch Location Location Location on Channel 4? If you do, you’ll know of the female presenter out of the two. She has got a serious case of “Breakfast Mouth”. Imagine her, sitting down at the dinner table eating a bowl of Cornflakes, when she then tries to say something to you and soggy Cornflakes start appearing on her bottom lip and milk starts to dribble out…absolutely disgusting. She doesn’t know it’s happening and then goes to kiss you after she has finished, all be it when she has wiped her lips…but yet the image is still inbedded in your mind and you just feel sick!
Kelly Osbourne
The daughter of the Prince of Darkness, which is still not scary enough for me not to say she too has a breakfast mouth. Imagine the same scenario, she’s at the dinner table eating a bowl of Rice Krispies when they get stuck on her lower lip and just stay there all soggy and manky. She would probably sip at the milk left in the bowl afterwards too and may dribble some of the milk down her clothes **uggghh** Would you want to kiss that pout after she has had her breakfast? **Shudders**
Caroline Quentin
She plays Gary Strangs girlfriend in Men Behaving Badly, but how badly would you not want to go near her if she ate a bowl of wheetabix in the morning. For her this would just be the worst breakfast ever as if I were to be her partner (heaven forbid) and she were to polish off a whole bowl of 3 soggy wheetabix, covered in cold milk, and I could see there was remnants of it on her lips as we went to kiss…then I think that there would be a serious case of projectile vomiting!!
This epidemic seems to be growing and attacking more and more people in the limelight, just look at Leslie Ash…one minute she is fine, the next you imagine her eating a bowl of soggy Shreddies with each one getting stuck on her, dripping with milk…lets not worry about war with Iraq, this is a much more pressing and serious matter…
…**Starts Chanting with Banner**
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”
“Stop the Breakfast mouths”