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I’ve spent many years studying a man who’s considered to be the richest person in the world, wealthier than some countries in-fact, he can be considered as the eighth richest country in the world, making him the “united ‘Gates’ of America”. I am talking about Mr. Bill Gates, Microsoft’s very own daddy, the big man, the big cheese. This man has more money than it is physically possible to spend in one lifetime. But I wondered a few things about him, like why this craving for money? Is it the way he was raised? Or is it genetic? Well, after doing some research I discovered a few things about his family tree.
Bill’s genes link to a man named ‘Will Gates’ from the eighteenth century, he was as equivalently rich as Bill is today, he owned a company that produced hardware for home and work use. His company ‘Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside’, although not well named, made him millions. Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside XP was the last dated version of hardware he produced. Will boasted this new improved version of Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside was the fastest yet, with incredible type-reaction and jaw dropping sliding time on beads, I should explain what this meant. The standard package came as a typewriter called Typewriter XP, an abacus titled abacus 2000, an inkpot and feather called sketch (this was his only art program available) and had various upgrades available. Many patches were released as the hardware had notable flaws in many of its departments. There was the Typewriter.1 upgrade, this prevented the ‘K’ key from sticking, and the .2 upgrade; to prevent the ‘K’ key from striking violently when pushed and finally the .3 upgrade; to make ‘K’ key work again (after this patch people just avoided the ‘K’ key entirely). Abacus 2000 had problems from day one, the shelves were slanted, this caused beads to slide, making miss calculations that could cost tens of pounds (this was an incredible amount then) some of the other software also came with problems that never got sorted out, for example the world renowned ‘web meeting’, nobody had this program for longer than five minutes before they experienced problems, no matter how many upgrades Will released he still couldn’t stop the string from snapping between the two cups. Despite all these flaws Will continued to release hardware and people continued to buy it, this made Will the one of the richest men in the land, with more money than he could spend.
As technology evolved around Will he decided others could not make money from other franchises without him getting a piece of the pie. He noticed children, they were merry, happy and had toys. He began to notice a common occurrence with the males; they played with footballs! Of course he thought to himself, kids are a coalmine! (Again old days so coal was useful). Without much delay (or thought) Will released X-ball, a bigger larger, slower ball, but made by Will so demanding popularity. As the X-balls sales began to decrease Will decided he could use his money to solve the problem. He purchased the rights for goal posts and the off-side rule, this mad his X-ball sales rise slightly. The X-balls soon became a hazard to small children, as their size was unexplainably (and unnecessarily) big. He forced his staff to make the X-ball smaller and also brought the right to studded shoes in a feeble attempt to boost sales. Will slept on a pile of money, blew his nose on money and wiped his butt with toilet paper (the man was rich, not crazy) after many years of wealth Will died, and had his all his money buried with him as a final act of greed, his grave can be visited at Mt Kilimanjaro.
So this evidence would indicate Bill got his greed for money from genetics? From Will? Well first indications would point to this as an answer, but further research could argue against this.
During playschool (or kindergarten as they call it) Bill had his own business. He called it Door’s. It worked very simply, it was an official Doors pen and Post-it system, but as with anything from the Gates family, it had flaws. Doors Post-it would loose its stick and the pens would ‘crash’ beyond repair (basically run out of ink) but despite this Bill still charged eight cookies for use. He also released upgrades suck as ‘Pen RD’ a newer pen in red. This made him a very rich (in cookies) with over a thousand cookies after his first year. (Did I mention Bill was a fat kid?)
So Bill cold have got his greed for money from growing up with it or from genetics. At the end of the day he’s still rich and I’m still jealous. So next time your in the travel agents look out for bill, he’s the eighth richest country out there!
Bill’s genes link to a man named ‘Will Gates’ from the eighteenth century, he was as equivalently rich as Bill is today, he owned a company that produced hardware for home and work use. His company ‘Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside’, although not well named, made him millions. Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside XP was the last dated version of hardware he produced. Will boasted this new improved version of Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside was the fastest yet, with incredible type-reaction and jaw dropping sliding time on beads, I should explain what this meant. The standard package came as a typewriter called Typewriter XP, an abacus titled abacus 2000, an inkpot and feather called sketch (this was his only art program available) and had various upgrades available. Many patches were released as the hardware had notable flaws in many of its departments. There was the Typewriter.1 upgrade, this prevented the ‘K’ key from sticking, and the .2 upgrade; to prevent the ‘K’ key from striking violently when pushed and finally the .3 upgrade; to make ‘K’ key work again (after this patch people just avoided the ‘K’ key entirely). Abacus 2000 had problems from day one, the shelves were slanted, this caused beads to slide, making miss calculations that could cost tens of pounds (this was an incredible amount then) some of the other software also came with problems that never got sorted out, for example the world renowned ‘web meeting’, nobody had this program for longer than five minutes before they experienced problems, no matter how many upgrades Will released he still couldn’t stop the string from snapping between the two cups. Despite all these flaws Will continued to release hardware and people continued to buy it, this made Will the one of the richest men in the land, with more money than he could spend.
As technology evolved around Will he decided others could not make money from other franchises without him getting a piece of the pie. He noticed children, they were merry, happy and had toys. He began to notice a common occurrence with the males; they played with footballs! Of course he thought to himself, kids are a coalmine! (Again old days so coal was useful). Without much delay (or thought) Will released X-ball, a bigger larger, slower ball, but made by Will so demanding popularity. As the X-balls sales began to decrease Will decided he could use his money to solve the problem. He purchased the rights for goal posts and the off-side rule, this mad his X-ball sales rise slightly. The X-balls soon became a hazard to small children, as their size was unexplainably (and unnecessarily) big. He forced his staff to make the X-ball smaller and also brought the right to studded shoes in a feeble attempt to boost sales. Will slept on a pile of money, blew his nose on money and wiped his butt with toilet paper (the man was rich, not crazy) after many years of wealth Will died, and had his all his money buried with him as a final act of greed, his grave can be visited at Mt Kilimanjaro.
So this evidence would indicate Bill got his greed for money from genetics? From Will? Well first indications would point to this as an answer, but further research could argue against this.
During playschool (or kindergarten as they call it) Bill had his own business. He called it Door’s. It worked very simply, it was an official Doors pen and Post-it system, but as with anything from the Gates family, it had flaws. Doors Post-it would loose its stick and the pens would ‘crash’ beyond repair (basically run out of ink) but despite this Bill still charged eight cookies for use. He also released upgrades suck as ‘Pen RD’ a newer pen in red. This made him a very rich (in cookies) with over a thousand cookies after his first year. (Did I mention Bill was a fat kid?)
So Bill cold have got his greed for money from growing up with it or from genetics. At the end of the day he’s still rich and I’m still jealous. So next time your in the travel agents look out for bill, he’s the eighth richest country out there!
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I’ve spent many years studying a man who’s considered to be the richest person in the world, wealthier than some countries in-fact, he can be considered as the eighth richest country in the world, making him the “united ‘Gates’ of America”. I am talking about Mr. Bill Gates, Microsoft’s very own daddy, the big man, the big cheese. This man has more money than it is physically possible to spend in one lifetime. But I wondered a few things about him, like why this craving for money? Is it the way he was raised? Or is it genetic? Well, after doing some research I discovered a few things about his family tree.
Bill’s genes link to a man named ‘Will Gates’ from the eighteenth century, he was as equivalently rich as Bill is today, he owned a company that produced hardware for home and work use. His company ‘Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside’, although not well named, made him millions. Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside XP was the last dated version of hardware he produced. Will boasted this new improved version of Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside was the fastest yet, with incredible type-reaction and jaw dropping sliding time on beads, I should explain what this meant. The standard package came as a typewriter called Typewriter XP, an abacus titled abacus 2000, an inkpot and feather called sketch (this was his only art program available) and had various upgrades available. Many patches were released as the hardware had notable flaws in many of its departments. There was the Typewriter.1 upgrade, this prevented the ‘K’ key from sticking, and the .2 upgrade; to prevent the ‘K’ key from striking violently when pushed and finally the .3 upgrade; to make ‘K’ key work again (after this patch people just avoided the ‘K’ key entirely). Abacus 2000 had problems from day one, the shelves were slanted, this caused beads to slide, making miss calculations that could cost tens of pounds (this was an incredible amount then) some of the other software also came with problems that never got sorted out, for example the world renowned ‘web meeting’, nobody had this program for longer than five minutes before they experienced problems, no matter how many upgrades Will released he still couldn’t stop the string from snapping between the two cups. Despite all these flaws Will continued to release hardware and people continued to buy it, this made Will the one of the richest men in the land, with more money than he could spend.
As technology evolved around Will he decided others could not make money from other franchises without him getting a piece of the pie. He noticed children, they were merry, happy and had toys. He began to notice a common occurrence with the males; they played with footballs! Of course he thought to himself, kids are a coalmine! (Again old days so coal was useful). Without much delay (or thought) Will released X-ball, a bigger larger, slower ball, but made by Will so demanding popularity. As the X-balls sales began to decrease Will decided he could use his money to solve the problem. He purchased the rights for goal posts and the off-side rule, this mad his X-ball sales rise slightly. The X-balls soon became a hazard to small children, as their size was unexplainably (and unnecessarily) big. He forced his staff to make the X-ball smaller and also brought the right to studded shoes in a feeble attempt to boost sales. Will slept on a pile of money, blew his nose on money and wiped his butt with toilet paper (the man was rich, not crazy) after many years of wealth Will died, and had his all his money buried with him as a final act of greed, his grave can be visited at Mt Kilimanjaro.
So this evidence would indicate Bill got his greed for money from genetics? From Will? Well first indications would point to this as an answer, but further research could argue against this.
During playschool (or kindergarten as they call it) Bill had his own business. He called it Door’s. It worked very simply, it was an official Doors pen and Post-it system, but as with anything from the Gates family, it had flaws. Doors Post-it would loose its stick and the pens would ‘crash’ beyond repair (basically run out of ink) but despite this Bill still charged eight cookies for use. He also released upgrades suck as ‘Pen RD’ a newer pen in red. This made him a very rich (in cookies) with over a thousand cookies after his first year. (Did I mention Bill was a fat kid?)
So Bill cold have got his greed for money from growing up with it or from genetics. At the end of the day he’s still rich and I’m still jealous. So next time your in the travel agents look out for bill, he’s the eighth richest country out there!
Bill’s genes link to a man named ‘Will Gates’ from the eighteenth century, he was as equivalently rich as Bill is today, he owned a company that produced hardware for home and work use. His company ‘Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside’, although not well named, made him millions. Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside XP was the last dated version of hardware he produced. Will boasted this new improved version of Gaps In walls allowing you to see outside was the fastest yet, with incredible type-reaction and jaw dropping sliding time on beads, I should explain what this meant. The standard package came as a typewriter called Typewriter XP, an abacus titled abacus 2000, an inkpot and feather called sketch (this was his only art program available) and had various upgrades available. Many patches were released as the hardware had notable flaws in many of its departments. There was the Typewriter.1 upgrade, this prevented the ‘K’ key from sticking, and the .2 upgrade; to prevent the ‘K’ key from striking violently when pushed and finally the .3 upgrade; to make ‘K’ key work again (after this patch people just avoided the ‘K’ key entirely). Abacus 2000 had problems from day one, the shelves were slanted, this caused beads to slide, making miss calculations that could cost tens of pounds (this was an incredible amount then) some of the other software also came with problems that never got sorted out, for example the world renowned ‘web meeting’, nobody had this program for longer than five minutes before they experienced problems, no matter how many upgrades Will released he still couldn’t stop the string from snapping between the two cups. Despite all these flaws Will continued to release hardware and people continued to buy it, this made Will the one of the richest men in the land, with more money than he could spend.
As technology evolved around Will he decided others could not make money from other franchises without him getting a piece of the pie. He noticed children, they were merry, happy and had toys. He began to notice a common occurrence with the males; they played with footballs! Of course he thought to himself, kids are a coalmine! (Again old days so coal was useful). Without much delay (or thought) Will released X-ball, a bigger larger, slower ball, but made by Will so demanding popularity. As the X-balls sales began to decrease Will decided he could use his money to solve the problem. He purchased the rights for goal posts and the off-side rule, this mad his X-ball sales rise slightly. The X-balls soon became a hazard to small children, as their size was unexplainably (and unnecessarily) big. He forced his staff to make the X-ball smaller and also brought the right to studded shoes in a feeble attempt to boost sales. Will slept on a pile of money, blew his nose on money and wiped his butt with toilet paper (the man was rich, not crazy) after many years of wealth Will died, and had his all his money buried with him as a final act of greed, his grave can be visited at Mt Kilimanjaro.
So this evidence would indicate Bill got his greed for money from genetics? From Will? Well first indications would point to this as an answer, but further research could argue against this.
During playschool (or kindergarten as they call it) Bill had his own business. He called it Door’s. It worked very simply, it was an official Doors pen and Post-it system, but as with anything from the Gates family, it had flaws. Doors Post-it would loose its stick and the pens would ‘crash’ beyond repair (basically run out of ink) but despite this Bill still charged eight cookies for use. He also released upgrades suck as ‘Pen RD’ a newer pen in red. This made him a very rich (in cookies) with over a thousand cookies after his first year. (Did I mention Bill was a fat kid?)
So Bill cold have got his greed for money from growing up with it or from genetics. At the end of the day he’s still rich and I’m still jealous. So next time your in the travel agents look out for bill, he’s the eighth richest country out there!