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"Goodbye for now"

I'm afraid it may be sometime before I get to post on here for some time. I dont know if I'll have internet access in the prson I'm going to. It all happened on Wedensday night when I was out with a nice girl i met. We were out have a drink and all night I was getting the signs that we were going to end up in my bed going at it like two rabbits on speed with a wee bit o' spanking thrown in. So I went to the toilet to buy a packet of balloons just to be on the safe side when I got a crazy voice in my head. It was that guy from theres something about mary, and he was saying to me like he said to ben stiller, 'your not gonna go out there with a loaded gun are you'. So I thought to myself no I'm not, and nipped into the cubicle to crack one off. I was furiosly stroking away when to my horror, the cubicle door swings open and theres a middle aged woman standing there with her bottom jaw almost touching the floor. Oh no!I had went into the womans toilet by mistake.'aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh' she screamed, and two seconds later the bouncers appeared and im still trying to put wee wullie away. Now everyone thinks im a pervert and im facing a jail term, not to mention being on the sex offenders register. But thats life.

If that's true, well...it's made my day. :D

Heh.

Hope this bod stays about for a while. No banning needed here, this guy's alright....

Surely that's not true? Because if it is, that is WITHOUT A DOUBT the funniest thing I've read all week.

Ha hah!

balloons?

Helium ones? Wasn't aware they sold those in public toilets. And what were you going to use them for? Make your voice nice and high? Not particularly attractive, to be honest.

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I'm afraid it may be sometime before I get to post on here for some time. I dont know if I'll have internet access in the prson I'm going to. It all happened on Wedensday night when I was out with a nice girl i met. We were out have a drink and all night I was getting the signs that we were going to end up in my bed going at it like two rabbits on speed with a wee bit o' spanking thrown in. So I went to the toilet to buy a packet of balloons just to be on the safe side when I got a crazy voice in my head. It was that guy from theres something about mary, and he was saying to me like he said to ben stiller, 'your not gonna go out there with a loaded gun are you'. So I thought to myself no I'm not, and nipped into the cubicle to crack one off. I was furiosly stroking away when to my horror, the cubicle door swings open and theres a middle aged woman standing there with her bottom jaw almost touching the floor. Oh no!I had went into the womans toilet by mistake.'aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh' she screamed, and two seconds later the bouncers appeared and im still trying to put wee wullie away. Now everyone thinks im a pervert and im facing a jail term, not to mention being on the sex offenders register. But thats life.