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"Does anyone else have this problem with bread?"

When you have a few slices stacked on top of each other and take the top one off, loads of crumbs get scraped off and make a huge ruddy mess.

On the subject of bread, and crumbs, Malibu can't say crumb, she says cum.

She's also very fussy.

The first time I noticed this way when she brough me her bit of bread, complaining that it had 'cum' on it.

True story.

I hate having to cut bread. My parents only like getting crappy fresh bread, so they don't buy it sliced. My dad has a special electric slicer thingy and it's really hard to use. Most of the time, there is just a bit fat loaf sat in the bread bin. Gets me frustrated, y'see, because I can't have any cheese on toast when I get home from school.

Mmm, cheese on toast...

How do you manage to get butter on your hands, what are you 8? :P

I hate it when people wipe excess butter back onto the rim of the tub, especially when they've just been buttering toast or something.

I'm afraid the problem is that you're just rubbish.

I hate buttering bread

I always get butter on my fingers somehow

Usually because some anti-social person in my family gets butter round the rim of the butter errrm tub.

Gods - I haven't had Ready Brek for years.

* runs to supermarket

Rosalind wrote:
> Your obviously using an inferior quality bread. Try Warburtons Tostie
> instead.

It's only a Tescos loaf. Maybe I'll go down the shop later and get some better bread. I've got to get milk for my Ready-brek, so bread should be on the cards too!

I agree with Rosalind

Ineedsleep wrote:
> No, can't say that I do. What do you do to it to get loads of crumbs?

That's just the way it is. Crumby.

Your obviously using an inferior quality bread. Try Warburtons Tostie instead.