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Got one of those emails, some great African guy died, and had loads of money, now his son needs my help to get the money out of the country, I just send my bank details.
Anyway, I go to reply to this once in a lifetime opportunity (though it's the second time I've had this mail in a week), asking if he could possibly through a few hookers into the deal.
But his return email address is invalid.
What a retard.
What a complete spaz.
How the hell can he rip me off, if I can't give him my sodding details?
For Christs sake, I used to think that anyone that got ripped off by these people deserved it, for being so darned stupid, but when the biggest 'tard of them all, King Retardo of Retardville, can't even get his return mail address right, when the con artists are amongst the most stupid breath wasters in the land, then what?
I reckon I'm going to start up a few scams of my own. Send out emails asking for people to send me a cheque for a pound in return for a secret. Then I'll send them something crap! But just so I don't get caught, I won't but my address down! Hahaha laugh at my con-artistric genius! I'll be driving gold plated Merc this time next week with my ill-gotten wealth!
I've got more where that one comes from too, how about I pretend to be homeless, and sell copies of my home-made magazine, the "Big Tissue". Which would be made entirly from recycled loo roll. People wouldn't know the difference, and would give me loads of money because I'd get a manky dog on a big of string to help me, and I'd grow a dirty great beard, and yell strange things on the street. Oh yes, that is so going to earn me a lifetimes worth of goodies!
Also, I'm going to try another internet scam. i'll pretend to sell a real product, and ask for payment by cheque. When I receive it, I'll phone the customer, and say I cannot provide said service, so I'll return the cheque. Only the return cheque will be from my other made up company "Big Gay Man Vibrators Ltd". See how many decide not to cash the cheque, letting me keep the money to flee into the sun with!!!!
How about I wait outside SR's depot, and lure the mail man with foreign pornography, then open all of the outgoing mail, taking all of the Reddies. Then I'll fly to a far away land (in my jet plane earnt with my amazing schemes), and they will think that Reddies are genuine currency, and they'll trwat me like their God!!1!!
What else could I do? I know, I'll set up my own charity, and go knocking door to door pretending to be a worthy cause! Thing is, if I'm dumb enough to fall for any of the old tricks, or attempt the ones of my own, perhaps I AM a charity case...?
Anyway, I go to reply to this once in a lifetime opportunity (though it's the second time I've had this mail in a week), asking if he could possibly through a few hookers into the deal.
But his return email address is invalid.
What a retard.
What a complete spaz.
How the hell can he rip me off, if I can't give him my sodding details?
For Christs sake, I used to think that anyone that got ripped off by these people deserved it, for being so darned stupid, but when the biggest 'tard of them all, King Retardo of Retardville, can't even get his return mail address right, when the con artists are amongst the most stupid breath wasters in the land, then what?
I reckon I'm going to start up a few scams of my own. Send out emails asking for people to send me a cheque for a pound in return for a secret. Then I'll send them something crap! But just so I don't get caught, I won't but my address down! Hahaha laugh at my con-artistric genius! I'll be driving gold plated Merc this time next week with my ill-gotten wealth!
I've got more where that one comes from too, how about I pretend to be homeless, and sell copies of my home-made magazine, the "Big Tissue". Which would be made entirly from recycled loo roll. People wouldn't know the difference, and would give me loads of money because I'd get a manky dog on a big of string to help me, and I'd grow a dirty great beard, and yell strange things on the street. Oh yes, that is so going to earn me a lifetimes worth of goodies!
Also, I'm going to try another internet scam. i'll pretend to sell a real product, and ask for payment by cheque. When I receive it, I'll phone the customer, and say I cannot provide said service, so I'll return the cheque. Only the return cheque will be from my other made up company "Big Gay Man Vibrators Ltd". See how many decide not to cash the cheque, letting me keep the money to flee into the sun with!!!!
How about I wait outside SR's depot, and lure the mail man with foreign pornography, then open all of the outgoing mail, taking all of the Reddies. Then I'll fly to a far away land (in my jet plane earnt with my amazing schemes), and they will think that Reddies are genuine currency, and they'll trwat me like their God!!1!!
What else could I do? I know, I'll set up my own charity, and go knocking door to door pretending to be a worthy cause! Thing is, if I'm dumb enough to fall for any of the old tricks, or attempt the ones of my own, perhaps I AM a charity case...?
I've tried this before, answering back and saying I'd be really interested in such an amazing offer, and the e-mail address doesn't work. Rubbish.
Heh, made me laugh.
Got one of those emails, some great African guy died, and had loads of money, now his son needs my help to get the money out of the country, I just send my bank details.
Anyway, I go to reply to this once in a lifetime opportunity (though it's the second time I've had this mail in a week), asking if he could possibly through a few hookers into the deal.
But his return email address is invalid.
What a retard.
What a complete spaz.
How the hell can he rip me off, if I can't give him my sodding details?
For Christs sake, I used to think that anyone that got ripped off by these people deserved it, for being so darned stupid, but when the biggest 'tard of them all, King Retardo of Retardville, can't even get his return mail address right, when the con artists are amongst the most stupid breath wasters in the land, then what?
I reckon I'm going to start up a few scams of my own. Send out emails asking for people to send me a cheque for a pound in return for a secret. Then I'll send them something crap! But just so I don't get caught, I won't but my address down! Hahaha laugh at my con-artistric genius! I'll be driving gold plated Merc this time next week with my ill-gotten wealth!
I've got more where that one comes from too, how about I pretend to be homeless, and sell copies of my home-made magazine, the "Big Tissue". Which would be made entirly from recycled loo roll. People wouldn't know the difference, and would give me loads of money because I'd get a manky dog on a big of string to help me, and I'd grow a dirty great beard, and yell strange things on the street. Oh yes, that is so going to earn me a lifetimes worth of goodies!
Also, I'm going to try another internet scam. i'll pretend to sell a real product, and ask for payment by cheque. When I receive it, I'll phone the customer, and say I cannot provide said service, so I'll return the cheque. Only the return cheque will be from my other made up company "Big Gay Man Vibrators Ltd". See how many decide not to cash the cheque, letting me keep the money to flee into the sun with!!!!
How about I wait outside SR's depot, and lure the mail man with foreign pornography, then open all of the outgoing mail, taking all of the Reddies. Then I'll fly to a far away land (in my jet plane earnt with my amazing schemes), and they will think that Reddies are genuine currency, and they'll trwat me like their God!!1!!
What else could I do? I know, I'll set up my own charity, and go knocking door to door pretending to be a worthy cause! Thing is, if I'm dumb enough to fall for any of the old tricks, or attempt the ones of my own, perhaps I AM a charity case...?
Anyway, I go to reply to this once in a lifetime opportunity (though it's the second time I've had this mail in a week), asking if he could possibly through a few hookers into the deal.
But his return email address is invalid.
What a retard.
What a complete spaz.
How the hell can he rip me off, if I can't give him my sodding details?
For Christs sake, I used to think that anyone that got ripped off by these people deserved it, for being so darned stupid, but when the biggest 'tard of them all, King Retardo of Retardville, can't even get his return mail address right, when the con artists are amongst the most stupid breath wasters in the land, then what?
I reckon I'm going to start up a few scams of my own. Send out emails asking for people to send me a cheque for a pound in return for a secret. Then I'll send them something crap! But just so I don't get caught, I won't but my address down! Hahaha laugh at my con-artistric genius! I'll be driving gold plated Merc this time next week with my ill-gotten wealth!
I've got more where that one comes from too, how about I pretend to be homeless, and sell copies of my home-made magazine, the "Big Tissue". Which would be made entirly from recycled loo roll. People wouldn't know the difference, and would give me loads of money because I'd get a manky dog on a big of string to help me, and I'd grow a dirty great beard, and yell strange things on the street. Oh yes, that is so going to earn me a lifetimes worth of goodies!
Also, I'm going to try another internet scam. i'll pretend to sell a real product, and ask for payment by cheque. When I receive it, I'll phone the customer, and say I cannot provide said service, so I'll return the cheque. Only the return cheque will be from my other made up company "Big Gay Man Vibrators Ltd". See how many decide not to cash the cheque, letting me keep the money to flee into the sun with!!!!
How about I wait outside SR's depot, and lure the mail man with foreign pornography, then open all of the outgoing mail, taking all of the Reddies. Then I'll fly to a far away land (in my jet plane earnt with my amazing schemes), and they will think that Reddies are genuine currency, and they'll trwat me like their God!!1!!
What else could I do? I know, I'll set up my own charity, and go knocking door to door pretending to be a worthy cause! Thing is, if I'm dumb enough to fall for any of the old tricks, or attempt the ones of my own, perhaps I AM a charity case...?