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Ronnie Rozenthal, Ryan Giggs,
Go out in public wearing wigs,
They hide their faces and their shame,
The fans know they're the ones to blame.
Keown slipped and he went round Seaman
He looked to the crowd to see them screaming
There he stood, an empty net,
That he'd score was a certain bet
But Ryan Giggs, the stupid twunt,
Gave the ball an almighty punt
But he hit the ball much too hard,
Felt worse than getting a yellow card
The ball kept rising oh so high,
Above the bar and into the sky.
A funny old game, or so they say,
For four year ago Ryan won the day,
He beat defenders at a stroll,
Then fired past Seaman high into the goal.
Four years ago he was such a hero,
But now his ranking is well below zero.
Perhaps he'll leave, go to Inter,
He's had some stick so far this Winter
But the transfer window! He'll have to stay,
And in April we play Arsenal away
So there's a chance to make it right
Won't give up without a fight
At Highbury he could score the winner,
Bury the memory of being a sinner.
Stuff the Gooners, lift the title in May
For all their laughter they'll surely pay....
Go out in public wearing wigs,
They hide their faces and their shame,
The fans know they're the ones to blame.
Keown slipped and he went round Seaman
He looked to the crowd to see them screaming
There he stood, an empty net,
That he'd score was a certain bet
But Ryan Giggs, the stupid twunt,
Gave the ball an almighty punt
But he hit the ball much too hard,
Felt worse than getting a yellow card
The ball kept rising oh so high,
Above the bar and into the sky.
A funny old game, or so they say,
For four year ago Ryan won the day,
He beat defenders at a stroll,
Then fired past Seaman high into the goal.
Four years ago he was such a hero,
But now his ranking is well below zero.
Perhaps he'll leave, go to Inter,
He's had some stick so far this Winter
But the transfer window! He'll have to stay,
And in April we play Arsenal away
So there's a chance to make it right
Won't give up without a fight
At Highbury he could score the winner,
Bury the memory of being a sinner.
Stuff the Gooners, lift the title in May
For all their laughter they'll surely pay....
Wow!
That was very good Meka Dragon
=D
That was very good Meka Dragon
=D
Brilliant!
Yes it was good, I especially liked the "twunt", "punt" ryhme, nearly as good as in that song by David Sneddon where he ryhmes "angel" with "angel" genious. But The poem was genuinely good, well done:)
No, he spelt it right. :-D
And that was actually really good. Nice one!
And that was actually really good. Nice one!
I liked it. Made me laugh. :)
But you spelt "Burry" wrong... I think....?
But you spelt "Burry" wrong... I think....?
Brilliant Meka Dragon, just brilliant. :)
Stick to the stories and comical game posts..
:-P
Nah it made me smile and chuckle so you can write more.
:-P
Nah it made me smile and chuckle so you can write more.
Ronnie Rozenthal, Ryan Giggs,
Go out in public wearing wigs,
They hide their faces and their shame,
The fans know they're the ones to blame.
Keown slipped and he went round Seaman
He looked to the crowd to see them screaming
There he stood, an empty net,
That he'd score was a certain bet
But Ryan Giggs, the stupid twunt,
Gave the ball an almighty punt
But he hit the ball much too hard,
Felt worse than getting a yellow card
The ball kept rising oh so high,
Above the bar and into the sky.
A funny old game, or so they say,
For four year ago Ryan won the day,
He beat defenders at a stroll,
Then fired past Seaman high into the goal.
Four years ago he was such a hero,
But now his ranking is well below zero.
Perhaps he'll leave, go to Inter,
He's had some stick so far this Winter
But the transfer window! He'll have to stay,
And in April we play Arsenal away
So there's a chance to make it right
Won't give up without a fight
At Highbury he could score the winner,
Bury the memory of being a sinner.
Stuff the Gooners, lift the title in May
For all their laughter they'll surely pay....
Go out in public wearing wigs,
They hide their faces and their shame,
The fans know they're the ones to blame.
Keown slipped and he went round Seaman
He looked to the crowd to see them screaming
There he stood, an empty net,
That he'd score was a certain bet
But Ryan Giggs, the stupid twunt,
Gave the ball an almighty punt
But he hit the ball much too hard,
Felt worse than getting a yellow card
The ball kept rising oh so high,
Above the bar and into the sky.
A funny old game, or so they say,
For four year ago Ryan won the day,
He beat defenders at a stroll,
Then fired past Seaman high into the goal.
Four years ago he was such a hero,
But now his ranking is well below zero.
Perhaps he'll leave, go to Inter,
He's had some stick so far this Winter
But the transfer window! He'll have to stay,
And in April we play Arsenal away
So there's a chance to make it right
Won't give up without a fight
At Highbury he could score the winner,
Bury the memory of being a sinner.
Stuff the Gooners, lift the title in May
For all their laughter they'll surely pay....