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IMPORTANT Authors note;
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This story is a work of fiction and does not represent any real events or people, living or dead. The story deals with sensitive issues that some may find disturbing. If you are easily disturbed, please do not read any further.
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Tuesday 11th
11:34 – Posted by Yazoo Title: Death and Rebirth
Has anybody considered the possibility of life after death? I mean, doesn’t anyone know for sure whether we die and just, like, rot in the ground or what?
It scares me.
12:36 – Posted by Yazoo
Hello? Anyone there. My post seems to have slipped down the list.
12:36 – Posted by Harold
Has anybody considered the possibility of life after death?
Yeah, about 15000 people or something. Duh!
12:42 – Posted by Ulrich
Thanks Harold, always an intelligent answer from you, isn’t it? Yazoo, I have no idea if we come back when we die (re-incarnation) or go to heaven, or whatever. I don’t know how we could ever find out, it’s not something you really find out until it’s too late, is it?
12:46 – Posted by Yazoo
Well, I guess. Thanks for replying Ulrich. I feel really deeply that we have spirits and that they can go to heaven or stay here as ghosts. I mean, so many people have seen ghosts, haven’t they? Surely that’s proof enough that they exist.
12:51 – Posted by Pos
> so many people have seen ghosts, haven’t they?
hah! I’m not convinced, where’s the video footage, where are the pictures. I mean, apart from those f**kin shaky shots and blurred pictures that could be anything.
12:59 – Posted by Harold
Hey, I saw a ghost once. I was at my m8’s house and we saw something in the night, I rekon it was a tal man by the curtains.
13:13 – Posted by Ghiana
Sure it wasn’t under his bedcovers, Harold. Har har.
13:15 – Posted by Yazoo
Well, personally I hope someone can find a way to prove one way or another what happens. It freaks me out wondering what happens, I mean I’m not afraid really, just curious.
13:31 – Posted by Harold
There’s only one way to find out. Someone should try it. Yeah, keep a diary until right at the end, then see if you can come back. Heh, that would be cool.
13:34 – Posted by Ulrich
Not a sensible option, I hope you were kidding Harold.
13:36 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, Harold, not a bad idea there. What if someone were to, like, keep typing as they were dying and see what happens? Cool.
13:41 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah, go kill yourself Harold
13:52 – Posted by Yazoo
Got to go now, at least I got some replies.
13:58 – Posted by Ulrich
Harold, don’t even joke about things like this on the forum.
Wednesday 12th
12:34 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, everyone. Anyone else want to add to the debate. What happens when we die folks?
12:37 – Posted by Harold
Hi Yazoo, my mum reckons we all go to Heaven or Hell. She says that the Buddists think we become someone else, depending on how good we’ve been. That would be cool. I’d like to be a big dog.
13:06 – Posted by Muppet
This whole death thing is a bit morbid, but I don’t really believe in anything, I think we just become worm food. Hey, at least something benefits from it I guess.
You’re right though, no one could really ever give us the answer until we find out for ourselves. When we die, I mean. It will be one of those mysteries.
13:13 – Posted by Yazoo
But if one person just died while online and kept typing as long as they could, then we might find out something? Yes?
13:16 – Posted by Muppet
Not really, it would just end with someone dead and a load of jumbled words where they hit their head on the keyboard. Bit messy. I mean, how would you do it?
13:23 – Posted by Harold
With drugs, I suppose. I heard about this guy who overdosed on a webcam. That was cool.
13:26 – Posted by Ulrich
That was ‘stupid’, Harold, not cool.
13:26 – Posted by Yazoo
I suppose you could use drugs, but that might alter your perceptions, so that’s no good. Knife wound would be better, or something like that.
13:34 – Posted by Harold
You mean, like slitting your wrists?
13:43 – Posted by Muppet
Again, messy, and wouldn’t you lose, like, your power to move your fingers?
13:45 – Posted by Yazoo
No, you don’t, you get woozy, then you either pass out or stay awake.
13:48 – Posted by Harold
Like you’ve ever tried!
14:45 – Posted by Yazoo
I have an idea. You could use caffine and stimulants to keep you awake for as long as possible. Smelling salts or something. That would be better than passing out. Where do you get smelling salts?
14:56 – Posted by Harold
My mum had to get smelling salts from the chemist once.
14:57 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah, because she smelled, weerdo.
15:34 – Posted by Orange
You guys are scaring me, I’ve just read this topic. I’m calling the moderator.
16:43 – Posted by Yazoo
Hi! I got some salts, said they were for my nan. Got a knife and caffine and some sheets.
16:45 – Posted by Erin
You mad? I’m sticking around for this.
16:46 – Posted by Harold
So…um….what time then?
16:47 – Posted by Yazoo
I’ll post again tomorrow. Got to go, my nan’s coming back in now. Have to go visit my dad soon, damn, I hate that. He’s got this new girlfriend, she’s so stupid.
Thursday 13th
11:34 – Posted by Harold
Hey, anyone around?
11:43 – Posted by Ghiana
Dumbo. That Yazoo is crazy. S**tupid freaks.
11:49 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, I’m here. Hi Harold.
11:50 – Posted by Erin
You…….are you gonna…?
11:51 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah. I think he is.
11:51 – Posted by Iris
Hey, someone told me about this on the other site, What’s going on?
11:51 – Posted by Ulrich.
Yazoo, don’t be stupid. Be careful what you do. Do you hear me?
11:54 – Posted by Muppet
Yazoo. I’ve told loads of my mates. We’re all watching.
12:01 – Posted by Orange
S**top this, I’ve emailed the moderator now. Think about what you’re doing.
12:02 – Posted by Yazoo
Ok. S**tarting now. I’ve put the webcam on too. I’ll keep typing as long as I can.
12:03 – Posted by Erin
What’s happening?
12:10 – Posted by Yazoo
I’ve cut both wrists, I’m a bit queezy from the sight of the blood, but fine so far. I’ve taken half the caffeine pills now as well. Feel really spacey.
12:11 – Posted by Orange
I’ve called the cops, man. Don’t do it. Oh god.
12:14 – Posted by Yazoo
Feel a bit weird. Had to use the smelling salts once. Nearly went for a while.
12:14 – Posted by Yazoo
Feels like my head is going round and round, it’s getting bigger, filling up the room. Taking the rest of the pills. Hard to concentrate.
12:15 – Posted by Yazoo
Someone in the distance banging. Banging somewhere, sounds like shouting. S**trange lights dancing, so pretty around my head. Feel peaceful, this is great. I feel like something calling me. Heaven?
12:18 – Posted by Yazoo
Banging goes in and out. Head worse. Hard to type. Weird light frm roof going.
12:18 – Posted by Yazoo
Salts agayin. light briter, now like fire noise. banging still her
12:19 – Posted by Yazoo
god think I been sick. No focus to type noe god calling
12:19 – Posted by Harold
Sh*t man, what has he done. This Sh*t is scaring me. F*&k
12:20 – Posted by Yazoo
so qute now no noise fingrs going numn ligt going drk now scared hlp me
13:04 – Posted by Harold
Somebody say something. Somebody say something. Yazoo? Please. Somebody.
IMPORTANT Authors note;
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This story is a work of fiction and does not represent any real events or people, living or dead. The story deals with sensitive issues that some may find disturbing. If you are easily disturbed, please do not read any further.
pb
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Tuesday 11th
11:34 – Posted by Yazoo Title: Death and Rebirth
Has anybody considered the possibility of life after death? I mean, doesn’t anyone know for sure whether we die and just, like, rot in the ground or what?
It scares me.
12:36 – Posted by Yazoo
Hello? Anyone there. My post seems to have slipped down the list.
12:36 – Posted by Harold
Has anybody considered the possibility of life after death?
Yeah, about 15000 people or something. Duh!
12:42 – Posted by Ulrich
Thanks Harold, always an intelligent answer from you, isn’t it? Yazoo, I have no idea if we come back when we die (re-incarnation) or go to heaven, or whatever. I don’t know how we could ever find out, it’s not something you really find out until it’s too late, is it?
12:46 – Posted by Yazoo
Well, I guess. Thanks for replying Ulrich. I feel really deeply that we have spirits and that they can go to heaven or stay here as ghosts. I mean, so many people have seen ghosts, haven’t they? Surely that’s proof enough that they exist.
12:51 – Posted by Pos
> so many people have seen ghosts, haven’t they?
hah! I’m not convinced, where’s the video footage, where are the pictures. I mean, apart from those f**kin shaky shots and blurred pictures that could be anything.
12:59 – Posted by Harold
Hey, I saw a ghost once. I was at my m8’s house and we saw something in the night, I rekon it was a tal man by the curtains.
13:13 – Posted by Ghiana
Sure it wasn’t under his bedcovers, Harold. Har har.
13:15 – Posted by Yazoo
Well, personally I hope someone can find a way to prove one way or another what happens. It freaks me out wondering what happens, I mean I’m not afraid really, just curious.
13:31 – Posted by Harold
There’s only one way to find out. Someone should try it. Yeah, keep a diary until right at the end, then see if you can come back. Heh, that would be cool.
13:34 – Posted by Ulrich
Not a sensible option, I hope you were kidding Harold.
13:36 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, Harold, not a bad idea there. What if someone were to, like, keep typing as they were dying and see what happens? Cool.
13:41 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah, go kill yourself Harold
13:52 – Posted by Yazoo
Got to go now, at least I got some replies.
13:58 – Posted by Ulrich
Harold, don’t even joke about things like this on the forum.
Wednesday 12th
12:34 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, everyone. Anyone else want to add to the debate. What happens when we die folks?
12:37 – Posted by Harold
Hi Yazoo, my mum reckons we all go to Heaven or Hell. She says that the Buddists think we become someone else, depending on how good we’ve been. That would be cool. I’d like to be a big dog.
13:06 – Posted by Muppet
This whole death thing is a bit morbid, but I don’t really believe in anything, I think we just become worm food. Hey, at least something benefits from it I guess.
You’re right though, no one could really ever give us the answer until we find out for ourselves. When we die, I mean. It will be one of those mysteries.
13:13 – Posted by Yazoo
But if one person just died while online and kept typing as long as they could, then we might find out something? Yes?
13:16 – Posted by Muppet
Not really, it would just end with someone dead and a load of jumbled words where they hit their head on the keyboard. Bit messy. I mean, how would you do it?
13:23 – Posted by Harold
With drugs, I suppose. I heard about this guy who overdosed on a webcam. That was cool.
13:26 – Posted by Ulrich
That was ‘stupid’, Harold, not cool.
13:26 – Posted by Yazoo
I suppose you could use drugs, but that might alter your perceptions, so that’s no good. Knife wound would be better, or something like that.
13:34 – Posted by Harold
You mean, like slitting your wrists?
13:43 – Posted by Muppet
Again, messy, and wouldn’t you lose, like, your power to move your fingers?
13:45 – Posted by Yazoo
No, you don’t, you get woozy, then you either pass out or stay awake.
13:48 – Posted by Harold
Like you’ve ever tried!
14:45 – Posted by Yazoo
I have an idea. You could use caffine and stimulants to keep you awake for as long as possible. Smelling salts or something. That would be better than passing out. Where do you get smelling salts?
14:56 – Posted by Harold
My mum had to get smelling salts from the chemist once.
14:57 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah, because she smelled, weerdo.
15:34 – Posted by Orange
You guys are scaring me, I’ve just read this topic. I’m calling the moderator.
16:43 – Posted by Yazoo
Hi! I got some salts, said they were for my nan. Got a knife and caffine and some sheets.
16:45 – Posted by Erin
You mad? I’m sticking around for this.
16:46 – Posted by Harold
So…um….what time then?
16:47 – Posted by Yazoo
I’ll post again tomorrow. Got to go, my nan’s coming back in now. Have to go visit my dad soon, damn, I hate that. He’s got this new girlfriend, she’s so stupid.
Thursday 13th
11:34 – Posted by Harold
Hey, anyone around?
11:43 – Posted by Ghiana
Dumbo. That Yazoo is crazy. S**tupid freaks.
11:49 – Posted by Yazoo
Hey, I’m here. Hi Harold.
11:50 – Posted by Erin
You…….are you gonna…?
11:51 – Posted by Ghiana
Yeah. I think he is.
11:51 – Posted by Iris
Hey, someone told me about this on the other site, What’s going on?
11:51 – Posted by Ulrich.
Yazoo, don’t be stupid. Be careful what you do. Do you hear me?
11:54 – Posted by Muppet
Yazoo. I’ve told loads of my mates. We’re all watching.
12:01 – Posted by Orange
S**top this, I’ve emailed the moderator now. Think about what you’re doing.
12:02 – Posted by Yazoo
Ok. S**tarting now. I’ve put the webcam on too. I’ll keep typing as long as I can.
12:03 – Posted by Erin
What’s happening?
12:10 – Posted by Yazoo
I’ve cut both wrists, I’m a bit queezy from the sight of the blood, but fine so far. I’ve taken half the caffeine pills now as well. Feel really spacey.
12:11 – Posted by Orange
I’ve called the cops, man. Don’t do it. Oh god.
12:14 – Posted by Yazoo
Feel a bit weird. Had to use the smelling salts once. Nearly went for a while.
12:14 – Posted by Yazoo
Feels like my head is going round and round, it’s getting bigger, filling up the room. Taking the rest of the pills. Hard to concentrate.
12:15 – Posted by Yazoo
Someone in the distance banging. Banging somewhere, sounds like shouting. S**trange lights dancing, so pretty around my head. Feel peaceful, this is great. I feel like something calling me. Heaven?
12:18 – Posted by Yazoo
Banging goes in and out. Head worse. Hard to type. Weird light frm roof going.
12:18 – Posted by Yazoo
Salts agayin. light briter, now like fire noise. banging still her
12:19 – Posted by Yazoo
god think I been sick. No focus to type noe god calling
12:19 – Posted by Harold
Sh*t man, what has he done. This Sh*t is scaring me. F*&k
12:20 – Posted by Yazoo
so qute now no noise fingrs going numn ligt going drk now scared hlp me
13:04 – Posted by Harold
Somebody say something. Somebody say something. Yazoo? Please. Somebody.
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Why do you people never read the first part of the post?
Gah.
Gah.
for crying out loud did that really happen?
that yazoo dude is stupidly stupid. hehe er i mean stupidly mad.
that yazoo dude is stupidly stupid. hehe er i mean stupidly mad.
Ha
Bloody hell. I wanted an argument. Curse your intelligent ways! :'(
Cheap? Whatever.
Mystique wrote:
> ½pint wrote:
> That sucked.
> ******
> So did your pizza getting cold post but no ones bitching about that
> are they.
Shut your mouth, beeatch. I didn't like pb's post. Respect to him for typing it, though I wouldn't personally have used one of these chatroom thingies. Does portray some peoples' ignorance though... (god, I'm starting to sound like a fricking English teacher).
And it did suck that my pizza got cold. But I'm not cheap like you and I actually have a microwave to warm it back up in.
> ½pint wrote:
> That sucked.
> ******
> So did your pizza getting cold post but no ones bitching about that
> are they.
Shut your mouth, beeatch. I didn't like pb's post. Respect to him for typing it, though I wouldn't personally have used one of these chatroom thingies. Does portray some peoples' ignorance though... (god, I'm starting to sound like a fricking English teacher).
And it did suck that my pizza got cold. But I'm not cheap like you and I actually have a microwave to warm it back up in.
That was .. odd.
I don't know whether I enjoyed it, or was creeped out by it.
How very odd..
But an excellent piece of writing.
I don't know whether I enjoyed it, or was creeped out by it.
How very odd..
But an excellent piece of writing.
Mmm, very good. If you need help understanding the message, it's that we're really brave behind words, but so pathetic when it comes down to it.
½pint wrote:
> That sucked.
******
So did your pizza getting cold post but no ones bitching about that are they.
Anyhoo, cool story pb. Nice change from all the spoofshite being posted.
> That sucked.
******
So did your pizza getting cold post but no ones bitching about that are they.
Anyhoo, cool story pb. Nice change from all the spoofshite being posted.
Microchips wrote:
> *instructs Nidal to read first part of post*
:-P
> *instructs Nidal to read first part of post*
:-P
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